Last Meal
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Appetizer:
hot and sour soup
Main Meal:
blackened steak, medium cooked
extra-hot chicken-breast vindaloo with a slice of naan
large pint of beer
Dessert:
double chocolate cheesecake
cup of espresso-strength coffee
Not only will all that food taste very delicious, but that will ensure a very messy bowel movement upon my expiration.
hot and sour soup
Main Meal:
blackened steak, medium cooked
extra-hot chicken-breast vindaloo with a slice of naan
large pint of beer
Dessert:
double chocolate cheesecake
cup of espresso-strength coffee
Not only will all that food taste very delicious, but that will ensure a very messy bowel movement upon my expiration.
White Castle! It's gotta be White Castle.
If I can't have White Castle, pussy. Hook me up with a round of pussy.
OMG Steamed cabbage and beans? Shit! Literally...... Shit! I understand that we are robbing the planet of all of it's natural resourses, but there is no need to release gasses from beyond the grave. We're not running that short yet.
Scotty
If I can't have White Castle, pussy. Hook me up with a round of pussy.
OMG Steamed cabbage and beans? Shit! Literally...... Shit! I understand that we are robbing the planet of all of it's natural resourses, but there is no need to release gasses from beyond the grave. We're not running that short yet.
Scotty
If I was having a last meal cuz I was getting executed, then I'd make it so that they would have to clean up a lot of the shit that comes out of my ass as I die. So that would mean I would be stuffing myself with cans upon cans of chilli.
Dine at El Bulli in Roses, Spain where the head chef Ferran Adria will personally design a 25 course tasting menu with wine pairing.
You can execute me right after that meal ... I don't care anymore as I have already touched the face of the food gods with that meal.
You can execute me right after that meal ... I don't care anymore as I have already touched the face of the food gods with that meal.
nah ....
... I mean, I'd be borrowing your car, so you know that you could trust me to return and park it exactly in the same spot. I wouldn't even touch the radio station presets. I'd just, once the hand and leg cuffs were off, just borrow your car, go to the drive-in, get a cheeseburger and coke and fries and be back in a jff. I mean, sheesh, just because I mass murdered my own family doesn't mean you can't trust me. Have we stooped that low as a society? Sheesh.
... I mean, I'd be borrowing your car, so you know that you could trust me to return and park it exactly in the same spot. I wouldn't even touch the radio station presets. I'd just, once the hand and leg cuffs were off, just borrow your car, go to the drive-in, get a cheeseburger and coke and fries and be back in a jff. I mean, sheesh, just because I mass murdered my own family doesn't mean you can't trust me. Have we stooped that low as a society? Sheesh.
