Lame Conservative Friends on Pooning...

[InTheBum]

Over the years, I have somewhat let me guard down with a few of my buddies, by letting them know I enjoy the hobby of pooning. These aren't any friends, but 3 buddies who I have known for 10+, 20+, and 25+ years...

Each time, their reactions have been somewhat jaded and sour towards pooning... I'll start with the most recent, which happened last week:

1. On the phone with buddy, who is married and I doubt has been with more than 5 women his whole life. (Last couple of months I have been mentioning rub and tugs etc)

Friend - "Hey, so how was your weekend?"

Me - "It was pretty good...I won at poker at the casino, so I treated myself to some seafood and rub and tug."

Silence

Friend - "RIGHT ON!" - seemed fake

Me - "Ya it was great actually! While she was sucking my nipple and jerking me, I shot my load all over her back!!! I gave no warning and she seemed surprised and a little annoyed. What a deal for 60 bucks!!!!"

Friend - with anger is his voice " Ya, then you yelled out 'I HAVE AIDS!!!!!!!!'"

Me - "Hey...it's not cool to suggest I have AIDS..."

He then proceeded to change the topic...





2. This second friend only dates Philippinos...and was close to crying a few years back when he got dumped by one...

We were on the golf course, 4 buddies, although one guy I don't know too well...

Friend - while walking up the fairway - "What's going on tonight?"

Me - "I don't know, I might go for a rub and tug...I need a release..."


Friend - "Oh yeah, and how many times have you done that before?"

Me - "I lost count years ago....over a hundred I am sure!"

Friend - "Fuck...you must have barnacles all over your balls and dick...we will just call you Mr. Barnacles from now on!" Even I laughed at this comment...

Me - "Nah, I am clean...I get tested...."

Friend - "Ya right, the only way for you to get clean is to scrape off those barnacles with a knife!!!" Everyone laughing...but the comments wouldn't stop for the next 3 hours...





3. This last friend I have known since grade 7...He got married pretty young...around 22 and was recently divorced, after he found out his wife was cheating on him. He was 29 at the time...we were drinking at his house with plans on going out for the evening.

Friend - "I am never getting married again...they just aren't worth it"

Me - "Ya, I really can't be bothered...since I found pooning..."

Friend - "What is pooning?"

Me - "Maybe it's best I show you on the computer..."

We go on his computer, and I pull up a few websites...one of them was Angelina...and I said, I've banged this girl a couple of times.

Friend looking at Angelina pictures "Holy fuck...I just want to fuck this asian...I would just go nuts on her..."

Then after a couple more minutes and a few more websites...

Friend "But what happens if you catch something?"

Me - "Well, there is that risk...but it's much lower than you think...I've banged lots and have never caught anything. Just make sure you use a condom."

Friend - "Fuck man...no girl is worth having a rash on your balls for the rest of your life...let alone AIDS!!!"

Me - "Well, if you are that worried, just get a massage and a blow job with a condom...or tit fuck them...its 100% safe"

Friend - "What kind of person goes to see these girls? It must be mostly freaks and slobs...." Laughing at it...

Friend - "Fuck this shit...I can't lower myself to do this shit"


He was common law 4 months later....



I would be interested to hear other peoples stories of lame conservative friends on pooning...

 

[uncleg]

Can't tell you any. HH swore me to secrecy, didn't want to risk his reputation.:nod:

 

[Lefty]

My philosophy is Don't ask. Don't tell.

The future is a long time and you never know if down the road you will regret someone knowing your hobby. I have many really good friends but only one that I speak to about this and he shares the same interests. The same risk to lose etc.

Personally I would not admit openly, especially with a 4th on the golf course (as an example), that I needed a R&T. I just don't go there.

Many long term relationships work well 90% of the day but fall well short of mutual expectations in the last 10. When I was younger I used to think "happily ever after" meant exactly that.

I use Perb as my outlet to somewhat share my experiences, but I don't w my friends or family.

I have a friend (married) who trolls Plenty of Fish and hooks up a lot. He says he's always safe but I really don't think so. He claims to mostly "just get blown" but I doubt it. To me, that is FAR riskier than a safe hour of play with a professional.

Just my 2 cents but the fewer that know the better.
Lefty

 

[bcneil]

I think maybe you are a little too direct with them?

My married, settled down friends. Most of them know I poon, and it isn't a big deal.
But I don't bring it up in graphic ways.

Friend..."Hey bcneil how was your day.

bcneil...."Oh it was a nice day, went for a quick jerk, but she bbbj'd me......oh that means she sucked me with no condom till I came.....some of these girls only suck you with condoms on....."

Friend...."Oh sounds good..yeah we took the kids to swimming lessons."

 

[Guardian Angel]

I am sure a few of my friends have been pooning, but I will not take a chance to discuss it with them in the event they say something to someone who knows someone etc.
I have met only two pooners after talkinng in pm's, but I will not got to social events as much as it would be a lot of fun, I cannot take a chance of running into someone I know personally.

So I keep it to myself.

G.A.

 

[westcoastjoe]

lol..... bcneil.... thats exactly it.

i don`t care what people do behind closed doors and what i do is my own business only.... i don`t want to hear about or have it flaunted in my face.

i have some gay friends male and female....they like to always put their sexuality "out there" in conversations. i don`t about my heterosexuality !

in the bum.... you put your friends in an awkward position with your comments and could cause problems for yourself.

1ST Rule about pooning.........Don`t talk about pooning
2ND Rule about pooning.........Don`t talk about pooning

 

[WreckBeach]

Some of my close buddies know, and they're chill about it. Lotta people out there will frown and disagree, judge and scorn you. Just ignore them, be discreet and carry on happy with yourself. And be safe. That's all that matters lol.

 

[87112]

Not trying to derail this thread but something I dont understand is why people who marry young dont make it and divorce. You know that saying when youre young you marry for love and when youre old you find anyone you can cause it no fun to come home to a empty home. Well if youre young and marry for love, why cant it last? Both of you look young, probably have peak health and have love and still cant make it work? I need to read these mars and venus books.

 

[Monet]

are you married?

Not trying to derail this thread but something I dont understand is why people who marry young dont make it and divorce. You know that saying when youre young you marry for love and when youre old you find anyone you can cause it no fun to come home to a empty home. Well if youre young and marry for love, why cant it last? Both of you look young, probably have peak health and have love and still cant make it work? I need to read these mars and venus books.

 

[lenny]

Not trying to derail this thread but something I dont understand is why people who marry young dont make it and divorce. You know that saying when youre young you marry for love and when youre old you find anyone you can cause it no fun to come home to a empty home. Well if youre young and marry for love, why cant it last? Both of you look young, probably have peak health and have love and still cant make it work? I need to read these mars and venus books.

Young people around 20 have been adults for like 2 years. So they are barely born and hardly know anything. They are also ridiculously idealistic.

 

[HeatherMorgan]

I'm sure if your friends were really curious about escorting... they'd find a way to get over their fears.

As long as you tease them with what you're getting into... they'll find ways to tease you back.

My philosophy that if I expect people to be okay and openminded about my sexual freedom and choices, then it's only FAIR that I don't judge them for their monogamy, virginity, etc...

 

[badbadboy]

I learned not to share this with a friend. Its my hobby and I don't need to impress nor piss anyone off with what gives me happiness.

I shared it with a friend of mine in Montreal and the relationship has been off ever since. I enjoyed his friendship but now his (Jewish Guilt voice) comments always are a dig about my hobby. He can't let go of it.

Weird thing is - he poons while on the road in the USA. He thinks I shouldn't be eating where I shit in Vancouver. I poon sometimes in Calgary or sometimes while on the road in the USA but 95% of the time its here in my backyard.

 

[Monet]

It doesn't matter where you poon really. But I were to poon, I may just keep it to myself. I would see it as my "privacy".

Weird thing is - he poons while on the road in the USA. He thinks I shouldn't be eating where I shit in Vancouver. I poon sometimes in Calgary or sometimes while on the road in the USA but 95% of the time its here in my backyard.

 

[Monet]

Where can I meet these women?

Look at what women do on cruises or on a "lady beach" in a number of countries. Those same women are uptight prisses at home.

 

[HeatherMorgan]

on a cruise! haha do it i dare you.

 

[storm rider]

This subject actually is quite ironic as I recently got in touch with a friend of mine who lives in the lower mainland......I have known him for 22 years though our friendship had distanced itself since I moved to Calgary......somehow in a conversation we had a month ago we got stuck on the topic of prosittution and it turned out that for years when he was living at home with his mother and holding down a full time job he would drive into Vancouver and pick up SW's......turns out he was quite the haggler LOL.....he has not done this in a very long time though and is completely unaware of review boards like PERB/CAF and he was totally in the dark about asian micros......I told him the goods on review boards and asian micros and even went so far as to find out a good asian micro via SugarK for him LOL

Another friend of mine knows what I do...he is married with 2 kids and he has never said anything rude/negative.....he knows my situation and he knows me....his attitude is "do what makes you happy"....I have also known him for 20+ years.

The guys that attend my poker game are pooners and a few of them enjoy golf as well and I have played golf with all of them....even one who does not play golf(he sucked at golf though) and it made for an enjoyable round of golf.

I make sure not to discuss pooning around people that would look at it with a moral sense of disgust though.

SR

 

[LittleAsianGuy]

Had some people who told me id die of aids,have no morals,etc. The ones who told me id die of aids(I sent them 4 std reports after my sex vacation). One of the guys who made fun of me caught a std from his gf. His gf was cheating on him and gave him a std during bareback. To this day he's still bitter I caught nothing and he has a std from his gf.

 

[InTheBum]

Had some people who told me id die of aids,have no morals,etc. The ones who told me id die of aids(I sent them 4 std reports after my sex vacation). One of the guys who made fun of me caught a std from his gf. His gf was cheating on him and gave him a std during bareback. To this day he's still bitter I caught nothing and he has a std from his gf.

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ound:ound::clap2:

 

[Ned Flanders]

I think "don't ask, don't tell" is the best way to go. I disclosed to one friend once, and they sort of saw this as my defining characteristic afterwards. There is no way I would ever graphically disclose anything like the poster did on going to massage places with golf buddies, as if the situation was reversed I would probably feel uncomfortable too. At best, you are going to get razzed-a lot. It is sort of comparable for going out for drinks with coworkers, and then someone discloses their newly found rubber fetish. It is doubtful this would result in an open and honest discussion.

There is a lot of hypocrisy about sexual mores. A good portion of people I know, male and female, who are either in or out of relationships run around an enormous amount, usually with a lot of lying, but at the same time view SPs and their clients as moral degenerates. Ironically, a couple of women I know would be better off in the business, as at least they would be getting paid for stuff they are already doing. I did suggest this to a female friend at one point, as the bulk of the people she dated were married men who were a lot older than her. It pretty much ended the friendship.

 

[myselftheother]

I told a good friend of mine, and he was curious about it, what it was like. He never, as far as I know tried it out, but I think he told his gf about me having a good r&t and am an avid pooner. He told me that he wished he could do the same, and what if everyone found out. I said, not to worry, it's legal here as long as you stay away from the skids, sw's and I'd show him the ropes. I'd never would tell any other friend, other than this one as he's as good a friend as any could have, as the stigma that surrounds this hobby is still haunting what could be and is to me a very valuable service.