Now I feel like a cadd...
I know you are being sarcastic, but the other PERites should also know that my review of you was in the following context:
Your Crude is something I enjoy. You are rough around the edges, take no shit, never holdback in your lovemaking and let a client get to know the real you. A very good crude in my view.
I said you were not a Looker - there are some beautiful Girls in the buisness - Sharmaine, Lauren, Jenna, Coral - to name a few. None the less, I like your looks and the related qualities - nice body, tomboyish manner, good shape, lots of curves and fun to play with.