Kim @ Penthouse Massage

rugby_inc

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Hi Guys, Long time listener, first time caller, well part time enthusiast anyway. I was in Edmonton Tuesday, had a choice between Penthouse and Legends. I have always had some good luck there so I decided to go. I went in at shift change, kinda knew that when I went, so the wait is understandable. They were really good about intriducing themselves to me. After a short wait, Kim came up to me and asked if I would like to stay, She was so hot I could not say no. We went to the room went through the ussual formalities, the thing that kind of tipped me off, was she asked if its alright if I pay up front, normally I don't mind this get the business out of the way first. I had my shower, decided to test something out, I rubbed one out in the shower to get rid of the easy one. Kim came back to the room, Amazing body on her, great big real boobs, perfect little body on her, very friendly. made me feel quite welcome, we started with a back rub that was kind of lackluster but after the drive I had not bad, then she asked me to flip over, I thought oh yeah its time for some great teasing and play with her a little, but alas not so much, After rubbing one out I was a little flaccid, so she stated with a CBJ, it was ok, not the best not the worst. Then mounted me cowgirl style, she was a little hard to get into, very nice, tight fit. She went right at it like a fat kid on cake. the whole session just seemed to me to be a little too much business for me, Now don't get me wrong, I am greatfull for the service, but it would be nice if it was less mechanical. I guess you can chop this one up to YMMV. Take the great with the mediocer.
 

Bobo The Rabbit

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Dont "rub one out" in the MPs shower please, some of us have to stand there afterwards...
 

Unicron

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Of all the years I've been on Perb (with this and an older identity)... NEVER have I read about someone popping a load in the shower before a session. Wow. I mean, I can see the logic behind it, but its just the first time to my knowledge anyone has ever mentioned it.
 

Pleaser

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I have rubbed one out prior to going to the parlour but come on man, why in the shower. Like BOBO says we have to shower next and then someone else has to clean the shower.
 

Mick Shagher

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The service at Penthouse has really seemed to decline over the last couple years. To think of it, ever since Gina left there as the manager. Coincidence? I think not.
 

Mick Shagher

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Yuk!!

Another problem.....peeing in the shower, hawking loogies, spitting gum out.... you name it.
OK, it's final. After reading this thread I will no longer be taking any showers at an MP. Either that or I will bring some sandals with me.

I've also heard stories from some SPs who told me about other things that guys have left behind in the shower. We won't go there. I'll just leave that to your imagination.
 

schizo_man

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while someone rubbing one out in the shower is not a pleasant thought, you guys ever go to the Gym? How many people do the exact same stuff there? MP's are not the only place this happens.
 

Guardian Angel

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Popping one off

I for one can say that we sanitize 50th's showers afer EVERY session for this reason. Another problem.....peeing in the shower, hawking loogies, spitting gum out.... you name it. And yes, as earlier stated, SP's don't appreciate this. Take care of any "premature business" at home, that way we don't walk bowlegged with a day booked of more people going for waaaay too long. After too long, it hurts and is no longer enjoyable. Plus the drive to the studio will recharge you (the 20 min rule??).

Damn Palmela and Wristina......those bitches are always beating us to the punch :)
If I popped one off anywhere before I get to a session, I would be hard (no pun intended) pressed getting one up again, even if I took Viagra. Lord knows what my little man is thinking when the time comes, so I cross my fingers and save it for the session, good bad or indifferent.

There have been times when I feel sorry for the lady when I don't come so I offer a long session of DATY or ask for HJ or BJ or both to completion.

But I guess the real point is "the shower" - give me a break. By the sounds of what Kendra says, there seems to be more of this happening then we care to know.

I may bring my sandles with me too! I even have a problem with wearing sandles the last guy wore while he was jerking off in the shower!

G.A.
 

rugby_inc

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For one I never stated that I take the little blue pill. I am still a pretty young guy, I drove into town and was only there for a couple of hours, want to relax before driving home. So I appoligize for the shower, but as I enter the shower everytime knowing that I am might be stepping on someone's children. I did make sure to keep it in the drain or close to it. I am glad you had a good long session with Kim, she was a fantastic girl, Like I said your millage may Vary. I too have noticed that Penthouse has a different feel to it since Gina has left. As for the popping of in the shower, probibly not going to do it again, It was an experiment that really kind of took me out of the mood. You live you learn
 

kneel2

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while someone rubbing one out in the shower is not a pleasant thought, you guys ever go to the Gym? How many people do the exact same stuff there? MP's are not the only place this happens.
What the hell gym are you going to? You squeeze one out before getting on an exercise bike? Most guys I know would freak if they ever saw another guy with a chubby in the change room/shower. LMAO
 
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