Kiki 604-334-2906 Lebanese + Columbian BBW Babe
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I was going to take the plunge and TOFTFT but got dead air when the phone was answered. I tried again and the person answered and hung up right after. So not sure whats happening.
Birdman. ..think of the details you would like when looking at intel to decide whether to see someone and try to provide those details to others in your reviews .
I see Kiki is already using your "review" in her ad but it's not much for most of us to go on. Some of her pics indicate a great big bubble butt and others that seem like real pics just show a wide flat behind on a bigger girl.
Does she have a coke bottle build with a smallish waist and somewhat flat stomach or is she like a bowling ball?
What did you like about her service? I get YMMV but your info is really vague.
So based on the little I could find I figured I would take a shot, was nice and friendly on the phone, got there and she had a nice enough face and while covered up still looked like the pics might be legit. She was still pretty upbeat and positive so I gambled and said I would do an hour which ended up being a bad decision.
Get her clothes off and the pics with the small waist and fairly smooth skin are not her or taken a long time ago, the ones where she doesn't look as good are accurate though. I'm a little disappointed but whatever, got to make the best of it, so after feeling her up for a bit she suggests BJ. Great, I want to see if she as good as she says in the ad, she grabs a condom which increases the disappointment but I'm going with it trying to salvage a worsening situation. Then after a couple minutes I get the "Ow, my neck is sore" BS which I ignore and I tell her I want a taste of her deep throat skillz. There are no skillz...
So we fuck for a bit but have to switch because it's too deep, hitting her birth control, blah blah blah. Manage to get off anyways, we chat for a bit where again she is friendly enough so I foolishly hope this going to turn around. Nope, total lackluster hand job while she tells me she is shitty at handjobs so I say suck it, she says she can't get a condom on. I somehow manage to get mostly hard and try for round 2 but obviously doesn't want it and the fat chick extra strong pussy fragrance is the last straw and I pack it in and leave. It's not like a dirty, unwashed smell, it's just a strong odor that seems pretty common for fat chicks. I'm sure you guys know what I mean.
Anyways, not much for the numbers game but nice face, giant ass, big tits, biggish belly, shitty service but a nice person otherwise. Maybe if you're the SJW type you might have more luck but I can't recommend. To give some context I showed up freshly showered and shaved downstairs, I'm decent looking, never once complained in a bid to avoid making it worse and still got crap service. She obviously is doing it out of desperation and not because she enjoys it.
Get her clothes off and the pics with the small waist and fairly smooth skin are not her or taken a long time ago, the ones where she doesn't look as good are accurate though. I'm a little disappointed but whatever, got to make the best of it, so after feeling her up for a bit she suggests BJ. Great, I want to see if she as good as she says in the ad, she grabs a condom which increases the disappointment but I'm going with it trying to salvage a worsening situation. Then after a couple minutes I get the "Ow, my neck is sore" BS which I ignore and I tell her I want a taste of her deep throat skillz. There are no skillz...
So we fuck for a bit but have to switch because it's too deep, hitting her birth control, blah blah blah. Manage to get off anyways, we chat for a bit where again she is friendly enough so I foolishly hope this going to turn around. Nope, total lackluster hand job while she tells me she is shitty at handjobs so I say suck it, she says she can't get a condom on. I somehow manage to get mostly hard and try for round 2 but obviously doesn't want it and the fat chick extra strong pussy fragrance is the last straw and I pack it in and leave. It's not like a dirty, unwashed smell, it's just a strong odor that seems pretty common for fat chicks. I'm sure you guys know what I mean.
Anyways, not much for the numbers game but nice face, giant ass, big tits, biggish belly, shitty service but a nice person otherwise. Maybe if you're the SJW type you might have more luck but I can't recommend. To give some context I showed up freshly showered and shaved downstairs, I'm decent looking, never once complained in a bid to avoid making it worse and still got crap service. She obviously is doing it out of desperation and not because she enjoys it.
Man that sucks. I've been hoping for something positive with those picks. A major disqualifier for me personally is when a girl goes through great length to emphasize the size of her ass but won't do Greek. I don't expect Greek with every session I do with providers but I want to know that the option is there and allow for it to happen naturally during a session. Kiki started advertising few months ago using her ass as her main selling point but never stated if she does Greek. I tried to to reach her but she never answer and only recently started noting she doesn't do Greek. So that's a no for me.
Looks like she may also be posting under a different phone number at 778-200-9399, where she says no Greek there. Something's sketchy.
