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muffintime

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Her pics intrigued me, as well as her price point. But I was torn - no reviews? So I manned up to TOFTT. Text messaging allowed for ease of appt setup. She works out of a new -ish highrise near Richards and Davies. Decided to try her massage with HE for 140/45. I figured if she turned out to be a beauty, I could upgrade to 200/45 FS. When we met up, I stuck to the HE only - that should tell the readers something.

Khalani is a filipina, saggy Cs, thick girl all over with jelly belly rolls (darn, why do some girls not workout knowing they're selling their best assets?). Also she's not a take-a-second-look kind of girl. Massage was done on a bed, which makes maneuvering challenging the best of times, and regardless that she claims to have studied massage - I don't buy it. It was a light touch, no sensuality, confused "massage" is how I can best describe it.

Our conversations was really me talking, and her answering with few sentences - hard to get a connection or mood when only one of us is interested in being there. When it came time for the big act, it consisted of pouring copious amounts of oil and stroking junior as fast as possible. Again, no build up or means to sustain a moment of sexuality - I asked her to slow down, rub the nut sack, etc. Amateur?? I closed my eyes and thought of way better looking HJ specialists whom I had fun times with ... ie. Nuru Jennifer, Natalie, Lotus girls :) I even thought of stopping her at one point and going to an AMP or calling up Yujin, an Outlook girl, basically ANYONE to finish me off. But in the end, I got my ending from Khalani so I didn't have to 'waste' another $$.

Overall: would not recommend, no repeating for this lad.
 

muffintime

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Upon a second reading of my post, I admit I may have been a bit harsh. To her credit, Khalani contacted me in a respectful manner stating:

That's kinda harsh review. It is hurtful and demeaning.
I did my best to accommodate your needs.
But I'll take your criticisms in a positive way
Even though I know i'll be losing potential clients
In the future..


Thus, though I can't delete my initial post, I will give her a thumbs up for a classy response.
 

vancity_cowboy

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Upon a second reading of my post, I admit I may have been a bit harsh. To her credit, Khalani contacted me in a respectful manner stating:

That's kinda harsh review. It is hurtful and demeaning.
I did my best to accommodate your needs.
But I'll take your criticisms in a positive way
Even though I know i'll be losing potential clients
In the future..


Thus, though I can't delete my initial post, I will give her a thumbs up for a classy response.
you should explain to her that there IS another option... learn from your criticisms, change her ways, and offer an involved, skilful session to future clients. and once she thinks she's got it right, she can invite you back for a discounted session to see what you think of her then

...it COULD happen, couldn't it?
 

wordcraft

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Since I am on a roll and in that particular mood, I would give a quick update of this sp.

I met her once when she worked in a massage parlour downtown. She was a hornier lady. Don't know if it was the dim lighting as she was yummy and I took her right on the massage table.

Fast forward many months and now she has this place near metrotown. Nice place that is clean and all that. But her service went downhill. Suddenly tons of restrictions like no sucking on her nipped. No fingering. Pretty much nothing. And she smelled down below. So bad that I quickly did the deed so that I could shower. Not sure what happened to her face but she looked like she had a breakout.

Definitely no ymmv here. Disappointed and another killed off my repeat list.
 
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