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xraygogs said:
I think I could somehow spare a few moments to replace the hands with " something else " !! ;)
in my next session with the gorgeous Kelsey, I'll be sure to spend a few moments with my replacement digit in her warm embrace, and i'll tell her that it's for a good XRG cause. :D
 

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I happened to be in the area near Prestige this afternoon, so I decided to pop by to see what all the fuss is about. After being greeted by Danaka and put into the big room near the entrance, Kelsy floated in, said hi and then quickly turned around and walked out to grab the next SP. I didn't even get a good look at her - I noted a black mini-skirt, high heels and short blonde hair. Not quite as friendly and charming as she apparently was to joe kerr. Didn't stay for a session.
 

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Personally, I think she saw the ...

bulge in Wolfie's pants and the gleam in is eyes and simply made a run for it (LOL)!
 

wolverine

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Which is odd because my bulge is the cause of many catfights. :(

I might do another look-see at Kelsy. I realize that she might not have had a good day. Or, like all women, she may have been going through that phase of the moon. But you know what they say about first impressions.
 

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Sometimes if a girl has had some sessions that day and the other girls haven't had any, she'll back off to give the others more of a chance to make some money. Just one explanation for what could have happened.
 

joe kerr

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wolverine said:
Kelsy floated in, said hi and then quickly turned around and walked out to grab the next SP.

Not quite as friendly and charming as she apparently was to joe kerr. Didn't stay for a session.
hey wolvie, soryy to read about your disappointment...happens to most of us pooners if we're not staying for a session for sure..one sp at amborisia once tolde me the girls sometimes get irritated by guys just wanting to pop by to get their jollies without staying for session....did you mean to say she turned around and walked out to grab the next SP? or the next client? ...if she had a client waiting, i can only guess that the client might have been a repeat customer..:confused: (who knows?? maybe it was ME...lol.. ) ...as for her being as friendly and charming as she apparently was to me...wellll, I AM one of her regulars, and I have to admit i do hold a certain charm and appeal about me to her (must be my 2 BROWN eyes)...BROWN is definitely a girl's fav color...if you're bulging browns,(and not just flashing a tanned or sunburned cock), you'll for sure get a mucho friendly and charming welcome like i did...good luck next time..:D
 
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wolverine said:
After being greeted by Danaka and put into the big room near the entrance, Kelsy floated in, said hi and then quickly turned around and walked out to grab the next SP. I didn't even get a good look at her - I noted a black mini-skirt, high heels and short blonde hair. Not quite as friendly and charming as she apparently was to joe kerr. Didn't stay for a session.
I think it could simply be the fact that it wasn't her turn and she didn't want to take the turn of other girls. I think she could have done it in a better way.
 

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seeker said:
I think it could simply be the fact that it wasn't her turn and she didn't want to take the turn of other girls. I think she could have done it in a better way.
Guys, guys....i'm going in to see her again pretty soon...would you like me to get the straight goods out of her for you??...I can tease it out of her, or I can ease it out of her?? Which method shoudl I use?? :D
 

joe kerr

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Kelsy: can i dedicate my next session with you to wolverine??

well....no session today since Kelsy is not working till wednesday..but since wolvie was disappointed with his reception from this wonderful gal..i think that i'll dedicate my next session with kelsy to wolvie as perhaps one way of easing his disappointment...so, with tongue firmly stuck in cheek, here's how i plan to do it....so i'm gonna tell cute lil Kelsy on wednesday.. you know sweetie, there's this pooner called wolvie...well, he doesnt' actively poon anymore...he's sorta semi-retired...doensn't see any new SPs anymore...he only sees his select list of fav SPs...and he doesnt' Toftt anymore...but he's the general incharge of assigning Toftt assignments to the other pooners...but he wanted to do a little window shopping (not buying, you unnderstand..just some christmas browsing ..) coming in to take a peek at you...but when he came in to take a look see, what happened but you went ahead and said only a brief hi and went to see your next client...wellll, that didnt impress him too much...so, in orderr for you to make it up to him, how about we do this, cutey Kelsy, in our next session?...when you're giving me your sensual massage from head down to Mr. Happy, we'll pretend i'm wolvie and yu can call me wolvie.. you should ask me 'does that feel good wolvie'?..and when you're making mr. happy very happy, you should be sure to check and inquire 'how does THAT feel, wolvie'?...and when we do a reverse, and i'm massaging your bootilicious body especially at your most intimate places, i want you to croon ' ohhhhh, wolvie,...that feeeeellsss soooo goooooodd wolvie...'and when we're trying out different things, maybe you can ask me 'is that okay with you wolvie?..is there anything else i can do to make you happy wolvie?'...and when we're finished and mr. happy is very very happy, remember to whisper to me..'you're the best..wolvie ..the most wonnderful,'...there you go..that should help ease wolvie's not so good first impression...

geeeeeez wolvie, the sacrifices i have to make for you...:D
 

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After reading that, hell, I may as well give her the real thing myself!

But joe, if you really want to share with Kelsy the true essence of a wolverine-type session, you are going to require an adamantium skeleton and claws, the rippling physique of a Greek God, a penis that would make Ron Jeremy feel inferior, the seductive charm of Casanova, and raw animal sexuality! :D
 

wolverine

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You might want to renew your subscription to Animal Planet...wolf and wolverine are different animals, my friend.
 

joe kerr

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Re: Hey "WOLFERINE", I got the magazine ...

trawler said:
and fixed the post (LOL)!
So how should I ask her to call me during the dedication session?? ...wolfie??... wolvie??... wooofie??..woopie?? :D..i know that after this session, i'll be the one doing the howling...WOOOOWEEEEE!!! ;)
 

joe kerr

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All kidding aside...

The sensations i experience in a session with Kelsy are very different than any other i've had...she is a bit shy and quiet...demure...but her gorgeous smile lights up the room...she is so eager and willing to please...her responses are natural and spontaneous and genuine...she doesnt put on any airs or attitude...she is innocent and unspoilt...she arouses tenderness and a feeling of protectiveness towards her...her caresses and embraces are soft and lingering...she is a caring girl who lets me know she likes me..she melts into my arms and my embrace...she responds softly but passionately to my touch...her service is completely unrushed...and her session feels timeless and endless...add to all of this her outstandingly superb figure and beautiful face, and you have the reasons why I rank the Kelsy experience among the top 5 experiences I've evver had in my pooning life...:)
 

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joe kerr, I'm begining to think you are addicted to a certain drug by the name of Kelsey.

I too have experimented with that drug's effects, and I concur with what you said. It's too bad she wasn't working on Monday, because I really wanted to see her, since I couldn't go and see Samantha the day before.

I will have to go see Kelsey next week, especially since my days here in E-Town are numbered.
 

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Urban_Male said:
joe kerr, I'm begining to think you are addicted to a certain drug by the name of Kelsey.

I too have experimented with that drug's effects, and I concur with what you said. It's too bad she wasn't working on Monday, because I really wanted to see her, since I couldn't go and see Samantha the day before.

I will have to go see Kelsey next week, especially since my days here in E-Town are numbered.
Sure sounds as if joe kerr isn't joking around any more.

Sounds as if he has it real bad. Poor guy, between her and his other favorites, he probably has worn his cock down to a pencil. :D
 
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