I've never been sure what a "stooned" body was. Lol
A number of possibilities, wonder if it is the last one, although pirates are cool too.
From:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stoon
stoon
To be stooned is in reference to be driven by a person in your own car.
To stoon is in reference to driving someone around in that person's car.
I can't believe you got stooned when Hestoon took you and your mom to the movies in your car.
stoon
To stain one's pants or underwear, either from prairie doggin' or from a fart that turns into a shit.
Linda tried to fart but stooned her pants instead. I told her, NO STOONIN' ON THE BAYOU!
Stoon
1. n. A stolen pirate ship
2. verb. To be marooned on a beach, desert island, etc. by means of your pirate ship being stolen
"Argh, matey, you be stooned on this godforsaken island!"
"Though it's not originally his, thargh ship be the most vicious stooner on ye seven seas!"
"Ye stoon me, and me booty!"
stoon
A girl with a birth defect of the female anatomy, which causes the vaginal lips to expand up to five times of there original mass.
Golly! her vagina lips are that of a stoon.
