"Kelly" from CL

TheDog

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Wish I had a good review for my first post here but save your money on this bait & switch bullshit. Goddam I hate that! After exhausting my list on EC thought I'd look in CL. Kelly looked smokin. But I had a hunch on the phone it was A-G-E-N-C-Y! with all the usual racket in the background but I still felt oddly sure I'd at least score this chick anyway so who cared. WRONGO, dude I was! Some brunette instead of the blond shows up at the hotel and when I complained she says she dyed her hair. Ya right ... you forget to mention you also became very round and had the "Ugly" makeover. Then she wants the fee anyway so I toss her and her wimp ass driver a fin and tell them to get lost.

Alright that's my rant and I feel better now. And please spare me any I Told You So lectures if you're even thinking about it, I'm already reminded now, duh. I'm just hoping to save even one other sucker the same waste of time.

Cheers, here's to the good ones.
 

Jethro Bodine

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Beverly Hills. In the Kitchen eatin' vittles.
Welcome to PERB.
Thanks for the post.
Nobody should say I told you so because any pooner who has been in this hobby for a time has had atleast one or 2 experiences like yours.
I applaud you for not going ahead with it and showing her the door. Those are the guys I can't understand. A girl shows up who is obviously not the girl advertised but they go ahead with the call anyway. Then they come on here and complain. Duh?
It's all about live and learn.

"Stay horney my friends"
 

Sixpak

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The pic she uses is Kelly (has used other names previously), and she is cute with a nice body, but even if you have her visit, you will get a rushed session - hoping to see more clients in a day, answering her phone during a session, etc. She is teaming up with other similar types though and whoever is available tries to visit the client posing as Kelly - thinking guys are horny and willing to take whoever shows up!!! No better than being with an agency. When times are slack lots of them will go on calls for the shady agencies as that is where many of them started. Probably time for a change in name again! I think Crystal was the previously used name on CL.
 

JUSTALSUKIE

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Is this the Kelly wearing a little black top with a kilt in her cl ad? Because I just talked to her and am serously considering calling her back for company later on. Thanks.
 

TheDog

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FYI, I found out a little more a while ago when I subsequently talked to her (the real "her" in the ad). First of all, she's shy and seems pretty sweet but conspicuously fidgety and scatter-brained. You got to wonder about that. Second, found she is NOT agency, but essentially pimped with gang ties (she didn't say that part but I found out otherwise). That's much worse in my books. And sad. My advice, don't go there for your safety. I know from my own history what these dudes can do. Sorry I can't elborate more because I won't make myself too obvious.

Can't see beating this topic any longer. The gang thing makes it done deal as far as I'm concerned so no point askng me for more details. If you want to take a chance then by all means go ahead on your own, but you got some advice and I'm out of this now.


PS: Looking back at my first post on this I sure sounded pissed! I should have waited till the next day, lol ..... My, how a little bit of time heals!
 
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grizzly

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I seem to remember a while back a fellow pooner reporting that her incall was a mattress on the floor of a closet in a less than desirable neighborhood. I've also noticed that the phone number on her cl posts keeps changing. suspicious? I think so. Seems to me other girls are using her name and pic. I'd definately stay away from this one.
 
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