Kelly 0905
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Avoid. 120 + 20 wasted.
She's "turning 50 soon" and looks it, not the advertised 42. 5'2", flabby belly paunch, maybe 120lb.
Arms have a bit of muscle, not flabby. Drawn-on eyebrows. She bears zero resemblance to the photo on (CL / LL)
That said, she is definitely doable, that is, if she would stayed awake and stop drooling.
Her place is a highrise across from Metrotown. It is not bad looking inside, dark hardwood floors, one bedroom, spacious living room. She said she pays 1,200.
She came downstairs to get me, rather than give her buzzer number and room number. So that part was relatively painless.
Kelly is the listed name on the ads, but the roommate said "Ashley" (I'm not sure if this the infamous Coquitlam Ashley).
There may have been a guy there, but it was hard to tell because she closed the door every trip outside the bedroom.
I took the precaution of putting the paperwork under the toilet paper. She immediately wanted to "go to the bathroom" and take my unearned present with her, but I nixed that. She was relatively polite, but I suspected if push got to shove, she could get nasty.
Eventually, after the first half hour elapses, she takes her grey nightie thing off, yakked a lot, then finally hops on top of me, slowly rocking back and forth (this was before putting the condom on), taking her time. So, I figure that is at least a good start. I reached around and stuck my finger in her ass to see how that would go over, and there was no complaints, it seemed like she liked it. Then, she zoned out after 5 minutes and started toppling over, as if she didn't get any sleep the night before, or she was on drugs. In between her naps, there was mild dirty talk, presumably a meaningless part of the script she throws in.
She went in and out of the bedroom at least 10 times, 5-10 minutes each trip, getting her ice (she munched on ice the whole time to assist with her drooling) talking to her room mate, whatever.
I was there for nearly two hours and didn't get off. She wasted 3 condoms, and her CBJ was awful and pointless. No missionary, just allowing digits in both holes she didn't complain about.
I actually managed to get my mouth on her pussy and it was dry, probably doused with baby powder or something. She pulled away after a few minutes, so, so much for that exercise. Generally speaking she wasn't responsive to anything, no LFK/DFK.
Inside her pussy was wet enough with zero odor, so good enough to screw if we had gotten that far.
The +20 was because she earlier asked if I wanted more, so she was pushing for another 60, I said I had 20.
When I left, she was insistent on getting that 20 and stood between me and the exit, so I forked that over.
On a side note, the number I texted her throughout she answered when I was at her building. One call it was answered by an automated "voice to text service", so maybe it is a disposable internet text number.
A solid 4 on all points would be generous.
She's "turning 50 soon" and looks it, not the advertised 42. 5'2", flabby belly paunch, maybe 120lb.
Arms have a bit of muscle, not flabby. Drawn-on eyebrows. She bears zero resemblance to the photo on (CL / LL)
That said, she is definitely doable, that is, if she would stayed awake and stop drooling.
Her place is a highrise across from Metrotown. It is not bad looking inside, dark hardwood floors, one bedroom, spacious living room. She said she pays 1,200.
She came downstairs to get me, rather than give her buzzer number and room number. So that part was relatively painless.
Kelly is the listed name on the ads, but the roommate said "Ashley" (I'm not sure if this the infamous Coquitlam Ashley).
There may have been a guy there, but it was hard to tell because she closed the door every trip outside the bedroom.
I took the precaution of putting the paperwork under the toilet paper. She immediately wanted to "go to the bathroom" and take my unearned present with her, but I nixed that. She was relatively polite, but I suspected if push got to shove, she could get nasty.
Eventually, after the first half hour elapses, she takes her grey nightie thing off, yakked a lot, then finally hops on top of me, slowly rocking back and forth (this was before putting the condom on), taking her time. So, I figure that is at least a good start. I reached around and stuck my finger in her ass to see how that would go over, and there was no complaints, it seemed like she liked it. Then, she zoned out after 5 minutes and started toppling over, as if she didn't get any sleep the night before, or she was on drugs. In between her naps, there was mild dirty talk, presumably a meaningless part of the script she throws in.
She went in and out of the bedroom at least 10 times, 5-10 minutes each trip, getting her ice (she munched on ice the whole time to assist with her drooling) talking to her room mate, whatever.
I was there for nearly two hours and didn't get off. She wasted 3 condoms, and her CBJ was awful and pointless. No missionary, just allowing digits in both holes she didn't complain about.
I actually managed to get my mouth on her pussy and it was dry, probably doused with baby powder or something. She pulled away after a few minutes, so, so much for that exercise. Generally speaking she wasn't responsive to anything, no LFK/DFK.
Inside her pussy was wet enough with zero odor, so good enough to screw if we had gotten that far.
The +20 was because she earlier asked if I wanted more, so she was pushing for another 60, I said I had 20.
When I left, she was insistent on getting that 20 and stood between me and the exit, so I forked that over.
On a side note, the number I texted her throughout she answered when I was at her building. One call it was answered by an automated "voice to text service", so maybe it is a disposable internet text number.
A solid 4 on all points would be generous.
She's back, with a face shot. Yuck. LOL!
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/bnc/ths/6185974565.html
778-789-1353
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/bnc/ths/6185974565.html
778-789-1353
