Karmen-competion for Audrey

SNOWPLOW!!!

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I can't believe that i'm the first one to review Karmen---Let me tell you boys --it's been brutal lately. I've taken SEVERAL for the team and the only one i've found even close to Audrey is well...Audrey.That is till now.I have finally found top grade talent that I have no problem mentioning in the same breath as miss A.----Her name is Karmen and she works at the new agency Class Choice Escorts.She is fantastic--in fact my first thoght was that I'd keep my piehole shut so I won't have to share her (as much)--but I have benifitted from this board and I feel that it is only fair to give back.O.K.-I'll be doing a direct comparison to Audrey in all categories for two reasons 1-they are,as previosly stated,in the same top tier of exellence and 2-those who have had the pleasure of seeing Audrey will have a good idea of what to expect should they decide to see Karmen.Lets start with looks---Karmens face is very pretty and exotic looking--I think it is AT LEAST as nice as Audreys IMHO ,but haveing said that I would think most guys would still prefer Audrey in this category---Karmen 9.5 Audrey 9.0.Next is breasts--Karmen has smaller breasts but they are nicely shaped and firm but compared to Audrey who just may have the best pair on the planet they are not quite as nice-Karmen 7.5 Audrey 9.5.The booty is next up and here the edge goes to Karmen .Allthough small,her butt is shaped in such a way that instantly causes one to become extremely tittalated.Karmen 9.5 -Audrey 9.0.Then theirs Personality,Karmen is outgoing and puts you at ease instantly.She is easy to talk to and very accomidating to all requests(within reason of couse),while I have found Audrey to be classy and demure(two things I really like about her),Karmen is simply more bubbly.Karmen 9.5 Audrey 9.0.And finnally service---Karmen was absolutley dedicated to my satisfaction,she took direction enthusiastclly and was'nt afraid to tell you what she likes (and how much she likes it!)-Audrey is also dedicated to makeing sure you are haveing tons of fun and is very accomidating as well,but she is less vocal on things she likes(remember demure and classy-Gotta love it!)---in this cattegory i'd give a slight edge to Karmen 9.5 to Audreys 9.0.--------------------O.K. lets add it up-Karmen gets a total of...45.5 points while Audrey has...45.5 points---It's a tie boys,As it should be 'cause they are both lovely ladies.One thing to keep in mind,I have respect for both these ladies and only did this in the form of a comparison so that all you perberts that have seen Audrey would Know what to expect when you see Karmen,and because I never got around to writing a reveiw on Audrey and I figured I could kill two birds with one stone.See them both you won't be disapointed-------------------your pal----THE PLOW
 
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jeffu

SNOWPLOW!!! said:
Allthough small, her butt is shaped in such a way that [it] instantly causes one to become extremely titilated.
That's one of the funniest things I've read in a while.
 

hugedman

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well...beauties and services are totally depending on the person at the receiving end..., I don't think it is very fair to compare both ladies...(eventhough the total scores for both ladies are tied)...

I have seen Audrey numerous times...and very much enjoyed her company and conversation. I can't compare Karmen's service because I have not seen her.

my 2 cents

Please do not take this as an offence or any insult. I actually thank you for posting the info regarding Karmen that means I will be having another options...when I am in the island next time...;)
 

bigmoe69er

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SNOWPLOW's approach is excellent. He compares the two beauties with a creative blend of positivism and insight which helps his readers put things into perspective. Hugedman, of course you cannot "compare Karmen's service" if you "have not seen her"...this is the very reason why SNOWPLOW wrote the comparative analysis.


---Dr. Moe
 
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jeffu

SNOWPLOW!!! said:
Audrey...may have the best pair on the planet
You know, I think you may be right about that. I had the pleasure of visiting Montreal this summer and was very fortunate to meet a lovely girl named Eva (from www.eleganzaescorts.com) who came awwwfully close in that department-- as close as anyone I have been with anyway--but in the end, wonderful as they were, I had to give the edge to Audrey (really, though, we're talking like 10 significant figures here).
 

SNOWPLOW!!!

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Uh?dude check the date.

If you check the date that I actually posted the original reveiw you will see it is "MAY the thirty first, two thousand and six".While the reveiw by coitus-longus was written "JUNE the thirtieth, two thousand and six",indicateing that-THE PLOW DON'T BE TELLIN' NO LIES!-----------------------DA PLOW!
 

Coitus-longus

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My mistake

SNOWPLOW!!! said:
If you check the date that I actually posted the original reveiw you will see it is "MAY the thirty first, two thousand and six".While the reveiw by coitus-longus was written "JUNE the thirtieth, two thousand and six",indicateing that-THE PLOW DON'T BE TELLIN' NO LIES!-----------------------DA PLOW!
Must have been the positive review that I was referring to, my mistake.
She still rocks and a definite repeat in my books!
 
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