kangnamlady review

[Jason Bourne]

I thought i would try kangnamlady today, I usually see viptog and although some ladies from viptog are more memorable than others I have never left disappointed. Quite the opposite

Not my experience with kangnamlady!!

I arrived at the in call, and received a cool greeting at the door,the in call smelled of stale cigarette smoke & she has a large tattoo on her buttocks, also in my opinion she looked older than advertised. I followed her to the bedroom where she counted the money in front of me,I was directed to the shower and handed a dixie cup of mouth wash. she prompted me into the shower for a very mechanical washing, no foreplay what so ever. I tried to touch her several times but she would move away. She wasn't into it at all!!
After the shower we went to the bedroom, she gave me a bbbj for less than 30 seconds then the glove came on and she was on me cowgirl. After a couple of minutes she asked if we could do mercenary position, a few minutes later I was done. Including shower the session lasted 20 minutes. Although I paid the $260.00 fee for msog I left on my own accord, she was obviously not at all into the session and I wasn't feeling it anymore

I'm not considered ugly or obese and even if I was it shouldn't matter and I have always had memorable sessions with viptog ladies, this was 20 minutes of my life & $260 I will never get back.
I texted my complaint to the contact # and a gentleman called me back and apologized but no future compensation on a session was offered.
Perhaps others have had a more positive experience than me.

UPDATE
Kangnamlady management contacted me again regarding my lack luster session and offered to make it up to me on a future visit, not sure what that means exactly but good on them for trying to make things right, Ive heard make up sex is the best sex so we'll see. I will post my make up session review when it happens.

That's the power of Perb boys!! Thank you Perb!

 

[prowler44]

Thanks for the review. You just saved me $260.

 

[trebrep]

Thank you as well. I am $260 richer as well. Sounds like she took lessons from Brianna from book-herself!

 

[george204]

After a couple of minutes she asked if we could do mercenary position......

Call me immature but this made me laugh for quite some time. I am now calling missionary mercenary haha. Great review man thanks for the info.

 

[Zarhan Fastfire]

I think the girl you saw must have been Yu Na. She does indeed have the voice of a chain smoker at age 20 if that is her real age. And yes, she was quite unenthusiastic till after the act was over, afterwards she seemed more relaxed and into conversation. I urged her to quit smoking, since if she's doing that much that her voice is going it's only a matter of time before her looks go quickly too.

Kangnam is certainly an unusual agency. I've seen their ladies 3 or 4 times now and I complained about a couple of sessions. But the problem is not the girls so much as the set up (which I think depresses some of the girls). Kangnam do make an effort to "make it up" to the client, and they do it in a professional manner (they obviously keep track of cell numbers and write notes for later reference and even ask follow up questions by text one or two sessions down the line--some people may find this a bit intrusive, of course!). But the reality is, they (the agency) are causing those very problems and need to think about that.

One of the things that is meant to entice the client is the idea of a 'shared shower', implying it's sexy and fun. In reality, the shared shower is about making sure the girl can stand to be with the client, particularly on our hot summer days. Fair enough, I don't blame them for that. But it should not be counted as part of the fun time, particularly when you are paying extra for MSOG on an hour (other agencies just assume MSOG is included in an hour), especially when they seem to book sessions back to back, leaving very little leeway for the SP in terms of time. One of the girls actually tried to dissuade me from paying the extra money for MSOG for an hour because--this is what she said--most clients could not manage it. Now that tells you something. These are generally young pretty and exotic women, so most men would have no problem with a second go-round. If most can't manage it, then you have a problem.

As I see it there are several problems here. Essentially, the model as set up is for a half hour session (I think most of the positive reviews have been for half hour sessions), or an hour with a younger stud (as opposed to the mostly middle aged men who can afford the MSOG session). The shower takes quite a long time as it's very thorough.* The longer it takes, the harder it's going to be to actually achieve the MSOG you are paying for. Knowing this makes it hard for you to relax. Knowing that the sessions are almost back-to-back makes it hard for the SP to focus on the client in the room and she may seem detached. The client notices this and may take it personally (you think she thinks you're ugly), which in turn affects his performance. She feels inadequate or guilty knowing most clients can't seem to manage to get what they paid for. It becomes a vicious circle. So my conclusion is, till they relax their model a bit (shower doesn't count as time, and sessions are not booked back-to-back as they are), never go there for anything but half an hour unless you are a Ron Jeremy type who can "come on cue".

*One on occasion, the lady actually asked me to have another shower once we were mid session (I could not imagine what had been missed the first time, and believe me, no one has ever complained about how I smell after a shower before)!

 

[Avery]

Call me immature but this made me laugh for quite some time. I am now calling missionary mercenary haha. Great review man thanks for the info.

The mercenary position - she stands in front of the client, with one hand on a hip, and the other hand outstretched, saying, "No pay, no play"! LOL!!

 

[mustangguy]

Bear in mind if the next time you get a lower price, the lady will also earn less as she gets a percentage of what she takes in. Therefore the lady who had nothing to do with the earlier incident is punished for service that was caused by someone else...

 

[Sixpak]

Bear in mind if the next time you get a lower price, the lady will also earn less as she gets a percentage of what she takes in. Therefore the lady who had nothing to do with the earlier incident is punished for service that was caused by someone else...

Very true /.. I would give the lady extra, even more than the decreases amount which I assume would not be that much anyway.

 

[Jason Bourne]

I cant believe none of you guys are skilled in the mercenary position, and yes it was definitely Ya Nu based on her hoarse throat
I have always had great service from Candyland in the past as well as viptog, Isabella and Judy& ji are my favorites, all of them seemed to really enjoy our time together and that is part of the illusion I am paying for.
As far as anything being made up to me by this agency, I will only post if it was handled in a satisfactory manner. I m not cheap and I would tip the girl regardles

 

[Jason Bourne]

I cant believe none of you guys are skilled in the mercenary position, and yes it was definitely Ya Nu based on her hoarse throat, sad for her if she is only 20
I have always had great service from Candyland (in the past) as well as viptog, Isabella and Judy& ji are my favorites, all of them seemed to really enjoy our time together and that is part of the illusion I am paying for.
As far as anything being made up to me by this agency, I will only post if it was handled in a satisfactory manner. I m not cheap and I would tip the girl regardless

 

[Sixpak]

Problem with Candyland was that often the lady was older than advertised, but usually Vipotg and Kangnam ladies are as young as advertised. The 'independent' Asian ladies have been hit and miss, never know what to expect. I don't know how the reimbursement for a poor session should be handled but I assume it might be best to be privately arranged between the agency and client. (IMHO)