Well the time has come for me to write my first review so please bare with me. I’ve been hovering around the board for a few years now but haven’t written any reviews in the past simply because I don’t poon all that often. The girls I have seen have always left a big smile on my face and they have all been given glowing reviews in the past so I just never posted (my bad). Anyway, was feeling up for the task tonight but wasn’t sure who to see. I decided to try Kandi (advertises in Monday mag). Called the number and she told me 100 for half. I guess this should have been my first red flag. I asked her what was included and she said everything to put a smile on my face and not to worry I would leave happy. Took the address and off I went. Arrived at her place out by Tillicum and was ushered around back. She opened the door and I went in first noticing the broken glass on the floor right in front of the door. She went digging in a drawer for a condom and walked over to me and told me to drop my pants, sounded reasonable so I did. She then removed her robe and turns out she was pretty chunky but that isn’t a big deal for me. She told me to lay on the bed and she sat beside me and applied the condom. She then began a CBJ and about 10 seconds into it looked at me and told me she was only doing BJs because she was bleeding. I told her I was there expecting full service and that I wasn’t very happy about this. She then told me she would let me blow twice. I figured, hell, she has my money what can I do. At this point we heard what sounded like voices coming from outside the sliding door and she kept a close eye on the door with a worried look on her face. This of course started to make me feel a little uneasy but I was pretty sure it was her cat howling to come in as it was scratching on the door the whole time. I asked her if she minded if I stood up and she told me, “No, my neighbors can see our silhouette because I have no curtains” (the curtains she had were very thin white see through things). The phone then rang and she got up to answer it. In all fairness though I should mention she asked me if I minded and I told her to go ahead (I think she was going to anyway because she asked me when she was half way accross the room to get it). She then proceeded to continue with a hand job and then informed me to let her know when I was ready and she would put it in her mouth. I was very well aware at this point I had been taken so figured it was time to get the hell out. I asked her to take off her bra hoping to stimulate the situation a bit. She pulled one tit out and leaned in a way that she had her back to me hiding her chest. I figured ok fine, I let my load go and was about to tell her I wasn’t interested in a second go when she piped up and said if I want, I can come back in three days for full service. I of course asked her if this was going to cost more and she said, “Just bring me $20”. I’m pretty sure at this point you have figured out that I have no intention of going back. I put my pants on and out the door I went. In the end, I got a 15min hand job for $100. Not a good night. Guess I’ll stick to the agencies and I think its time to give Mia a call.
