Just Curious...

[Hennesy]

She held him tight while surreptitiously peaking at the balance, and cooed, “Oh, I never expected you to be so well endowed; I’m so excited I can hardly control myself.”

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

But just then, a dashing officer of the RCMP came galloping down the beach toward them, mounted on a magnificently tumescent, coal-black stallion, with the strains of "Rose Marie" audible in the background.

 

[Lefty]

Galloping hooves

Seeing the jiggling thunder of love dangling beneath the stallion, the Sea God withered with jealousy

 

[wolverine]

The cop, a large strapping man with a moustache, said "Neptune, you are a beautiful piece of man-meat! Take me now!" as he stripped off his uniform.

 

[Hennesy]

But the stallion, inflamed by the Mounty’s wandering attentions, threw him to the ground, leapt on top, and mercilessly…

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

... penetrated the comely lassie instead, to retaliate for his master's callous betrayal.

 

[Mchatte]

The trident slowly withered and eventually dissolved. No one likes that sugarless fucking gum anyway!

 

[Sixpak]

To the rescue

Meanwhile, Sixpak from Winnipeg rides up on his trusty steed, YoyoSilver, and decides to help this damsel in distress. so riding up, he pulls her towards him, sliding one arm around her tiny waist, and the other around her neck, tilting his head to one side as he leans down and covers her mouth with his but she tries desperately to resist, as his firm moist lips press and probe, demanding responses - parting her lips with his own and her head seems to swim and and the world seems to recede...

 

[wolverine]

...because the horse bucked them off and she went flying up into the air until she fell into the arms of....

(note to SixPak - the rule is ONE sentence per post)

 

[Sixpak]

oh no

...... she falls into the arms of a wolverine with a tiny, tiny penis .... oh no...what to do....

 

[wolverine]

Wolverine, who had sliced off the tiny penis from the rider of YoyoSilver with his adamantium claw and left the poor fellow crying in the sand like a little girl, tossed it away with one hand and swept the luscious young lady off her feet with his other hand and strode away along the beach, his 10'' long dong swaying in the breeze but becoming remarkedly stiffer with each step.

 

[rocketman]

... that dong gragging in the sand suddenly sets off a buried bear trap and lo and behold that dong bursts as it is really a balloon covered with fur - how embarrasing for the poor wolverine whose face now looks like the ass of a baboon.

 

[wolverine]

But because Wolverine has a fast-healing power, the dong grew back to its full 10" glory as he continued to stride with the girl in his arms, when suddenly, the sky became...

 

[stryker]

Black,,,as thunder and lightning appeared ,the rain pounding down on their glistning flesh,he holds her tight,,,,again feeling the festering boil on her ass

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

but then looking down at his penis with amazement turning into horror, since it was made of library paste and recycled Georgia Straight massage adverts, and had completely dissolved in the driving rain, which drove all thoughts of the festering boil from his mind.

 

[rocketman]

but then that boil comes back into his thoughts as he realizes even it is bigger than his actual penis, and he wonders ...what if he sucks the insides out of that boil.....

 

[rocketman]

a torrent of lava that is so hot that the wolverine has to get out of there with his tail between his legs (lots of room there now) and luckily he left her laying on a rock out of harms way, but, suddenly out of the sky .....

 

[wolverine]

...Superman, the Man of Steel swoops down to stop the lava from wiping out a beachside villa (meanwhile, Wolvie regrows his massive dong and slinks out of the picture), but when he sees the comely beauty and sees the source of the molten danger, he flies over to her and he...

 

[Sixpak]

he flies over to her and sees that she is laying sprawled out naked on the rock, but little does he know that Invisible Man is on top of her, porking her royally with his hard but invisible dink, and he swoops down and thinking he is driving his mushy dong deep into her, instead has driven it deep into the ass of Invisible Man who ....

 

[wolverine]

...screams in agonizing pain, so as the Invisible Man departs from the beach (and the story) in horror, the girl says to Superman that the lava-oozing blemish is really her G-spot and that...