Like the title says, nothing special just shootin the shit.
Went over to check out my buddies car's damage after some fukk-nut ran into him last night. Pretty good damage I must say to the front fender and wheel.
Some of us PERB'erts I have come to believe don't own cars, well for those of us that do you know what I mean when I say it's a full time job checking out the female hotties in their vehicles at the stop lights, etc.... Well behind me today pull these two blondies in their Explorer that look like spitin images of each other, twins. Blonde and Barbie look-a-likes my eyes are shitting their pants. Must have wore out my rear view mirror looking at those two.
Here's one for ya, things that make ya go hmmmmmmmm. I stop to buy gas at the Guildford Chevron and see inside this blonde hottie. I'm pumpin my gas and think I'd like to pump her. But she's with two other dorks in some pick up truck. Kinda fukks up the fantasy a bit. But anyway she walks out and gets in and she laughin and talkin to them like they're all together.
Turns out we both pull out at the same time, me behind them. They stop and take forever to pull out onto the road. next thing I know she gets out, kinda slams the door, and the guys just pull out and leave. I'm like what the fukks up with that, hooker....drugs.
Anyway she didn't look, so WTF ever to her and to what ever that was all about. Just saying strange shit goes on sometimes.
Went over to check out my buddies car's damage after some fukk-nut ran into him last night. Pretty good damage I must say to the front fender and wheel.
Some of us PERB'erts I have come to believe don't own cars, well for those of us that do you know what I mean when I say it's a full time job checking out the female hotties in their vehicles at the stop lights, etc.... Well behind me today pull these two blondies in their Explorer that look like spitin images of each other, twins. Blonde and Barbie look-a-likes my eyes are shitting their pants. Must have wore out my rear view mirror looking at those two.
Here's one for ya, things that make ya go hmmmmmmmm. I stop to buy gas at the Guildford Chevron and see inside this blonde hottie. I'm pumpin my gas and think I'd like to pump her. But she's with two other dorks in some pick up truck. Kinda fukks up the fantasy a bit. But anyway she walks out and gets in and she laughin and talkin to them like they're all together.
Turns out we both pull out at the same time, me behind them. They stop and take forever to pull out onto the road. next thing I know she gets out, kinda slams the door, and the guys just pull out and leave. I'm like what the fukks up with that, hooker....drugs.
Anyway she didn't look, so WTF ever to her and to what ever that was all about. Just saying strange shit goes on sometimes.
