Just a friendly reminder...

[FreeG]

Kinda makes me wonder how did people put up with sex, or SPs put up with clients, in the wild west days where cowboys or mountain folks barely took a bath once a month and yet they expected to get laid whenever he got some money and came to town...lol

Aahhh, the good old days! I've read a little bit of history, and from what I gathered, natural body odor was not nearly the worst smell people had to put up with in those pre-sewage-treatment/pre-drain/pre-garbage-pickup/pre-automobile days! I think heavy perfumes were more the rage back then too, even going back to Roman times. And for some, eau de naturale could be a turn on: a story I read about Napoleon, coming back to Paris after a battle, sent a letter ahead to his woman with something like "I'll be home in --- days, don't take a bath!"

I'm cool being in the 21st century now, thanks.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Aahhh, the good old days! I've read a little bit of history, and from what I gathered, natural body odor was not nearly the worst smell people had to put up with in those pre-sewage-treatment/pre-drain/pre-garbage-pickup/pre-automobile days! I think heavy perfumes were more the rage back then too, even going back to Roman times. And for some, eau de naturale could be a turn on: a story I read about Napoleon, coming back to Paris after a battle, sent a letter ahead to his woman with something like "I'll be home in --- days, don't take a bath!"

I'm cool being in the 21st century now, thanks.

Here's the version attributed to him that I like best...

"Beloved, I shall return in two weeks. Do not bathe until I come back. I want you to smell the same as when I left you".

 

[badbadboy]

BV is very easy for a lady to get. All it takes is for the vaginal ph to be thrown off slightly to cause the horror of "fishy pussy". And the bacterial count normally increases at the end of her monthly cycle. I feel soooo bad for a lady when I read a guy complaining about it in a review. But yes, I also understand it's a mood spoiler for a guy to encounter it during a meeting.

There's ways to prevent it so the lady doesn't have to go through 10-14 days of antibiotics, which can throw the system off and cause YI.

1)Vaginal Probiotics; my favourite is Femina Flora sold at Whole Foods & Quiddita's (if you're not having any issues, one a week or so is good for prevention)
2) buy a high quality lube. The STI clinic recommends Probe (sold at Womyn's Ware)
3) Cover digits
4)never go from ass to pussy without switching condoms
5)use organic tampons, diva cup, sea sponges. The conventional tampon industry is unregulated and dirty. Once a lady investigates this for herself she'll likely never put a Tampax in her body again.
6)If your pussy gets irritated easily..you may have a latex allergy, they're becoming increasingly common.
7) Be careful when using condoms, ensure hands are clean before opening package.

And any guy who will show up to an appointment, stick his dirty hands in the lady's pussy without washing them first, then rake ladies over the coals in review section for less than fresh pussy odour...Wake up you're part of the problem. (Not referring to Feenix and BBB, just in general, I read those complaints in reviews all the time)

Great post Tanya.

I too wince when I read the complaint dept news because unclean hands or going ass to pussy can be a major cause of BV.

We all wanna have fun and be safe for everyone.

 

[Caramel]

BV is very easy for a lady to get. All it takes is for the vaginal ph to be thrown off slightly to cause the horror of "fishy pussy". And the bacterial count normally increases at the end of her monthly cycle. I feel soooo bad for a lady when I read a guy complaining about it in a review. But yes, I also understand it's a mood spoiler for a guy to encounter it during a meeting.

There's ways to prevent it so the lady doesn't have to go through 10-14 days of antibiotics, which can throw the system off and cause YI.

1)Vaginal Probiotics; my favourite is Femina Flora sold at Whole Foods & Quiddita's (if you're not having any issues, one a week or so is good for prevention)
2) buy a high quality lube. The STI clinic recommends Probe (sold at Womyn's Ware)
3) Cover digits
4)never go from ass to pussy without switching condoms
5)use organic tampons, diva cup, sea sponges. The conventional tampon industry is unregulated and dirty. Once a lady investigates this for herself she'll likely never put a Tampax in her body again.
6)If your pussy gets irritated easily..you may have a latex allergy, they're becoming increasingly common.
7) Be careful when using condoms, ensure hands are clean before opening package.

And any guy who will show up to an appointment, stick his dirty hands in the lady's pussy without washing them first, then rake ladies over the coals in review section for less than fresh pussy odour...Wake up you're part of the problem. (Not referring to Feenix and BBB, just in general, I read those complaints in reviews all the time)

some have it more than others, you can get it without ever having sex as well. A lot of remedies don't work for some ladies I've heard which is horrible, even antibiotics don't work for a lot of women. Sometimes it just "goes away" on its own. But if a woman is getting it too frequently then of course they need to start making some changes and definitely get tested because it could also be something else.

Men have the exact same "fishy" smell and nastiness down there, so I don't get why its such a big stigma and issue about women, when men are just as disgusting, especially when uncut and they are expecting mouths down there. Maybe their testosterone blocks their nasal pathways so they don't notice it? who the f*** knows!

 

[tiger69]

"Beloved, I shall return in two weeks. Do not bathe until I come back. I want you to smell the same as when I left you".


What's left unspoken is one of the two:
1: "In case you didn't notice, you smelled really really bad that day but I was in too much of a hury to let you know."
or
"So I can tell if you been with other men while I'm off fighting... If I smell other men on you..."

 

[vanperb]

I know the shower debate has been beaten to death, but it's STILL an issue....

When SP's ask you to shower before or insist on you showering at the incall, what we're really saying is "wash your cock and balls". SERIOUSLY. That is the only part I'm really, really concerned about. It's one thing having a sweaty body, or slightly pungent scent overall, but there's something particularly nasty and stinky and gross about sweaty balls, especially when I'm expected to spend time down there AND put those things in my mouth.

I know most dudes reading this are sympathetic to this issue, but there's probably a few of you losing your minds because an SP dare have an opinion about her paying clients and their hygiene and I should shut my hooker mouth because you're paying and you will show up any damn way you choose :thumb: (seriously. Some of the comments I read on this forum are gems. GEMS!! And great ways to avoid so many assholes! Keep on keeping on.)
ORRRR you're reading this and thinking about how good your hygiene is. However, I have had many a client come in smelling great and freshly showered, or they've even showered at my incall, but once we got into the good stuff...SWEATY BALLS! What are some of you even doing in the shower?? Is it like a little kid who just goes in and plays around for 10 minutes and then dries off?

If you don't think it's that big a deal, maybe you've never taken it upon yourself to sample the fruits of your labour. Wait until you finish your day, then before you shower, sample your scent by using your finger, particularly the back of the balls, near the taint. Would you want that anywhere near your face or in your mouth??

I mean, I guess SP's can say all these things until we're blue in the face, and you can resist or do what you want. But at the end of the day, ymmv, and it's no skin off my balls to not play with yours :nod:

Just to tell the story on the other side of the fence, I've had the following experiences when going down on someone. And before you judge, they were from paid advertisers and 300+ girls.

Finding wet bits of toliet paper.
Tasting / smelling old lube (this happens pretty regularly.)
She forgot about the tampon.
Her cycle hadn't quite finished yet.
Shaving didn't go very smoothly and needed a few days and probably a band-aid.
An ingrown hair was just about to burst.

Good hygiene is important for all parties involved!

 

[Avery]

Kinda makes me wonder how did people put up with sex, or SPs put up with clients, in the wild west days where cowboys or mountain folks barely took a bath once a month and yet they expected to get laid whenever he got some money and came to town...lol

The working girls were probably just as stinky as their clients, so no one really noticed. And, oral wasn't likely on the menu anyway.

 

[six1961xis]

When I see a lady, I always wash my ABC (ass, balls, cock) before starting any action.

lol my ex used to say she was going to a PTA meeting (wash Pussy Tits Armpits)

 

[resercher]

really feel sorry for you ladies im guessing sometimes it must feel like your doing something like this http://www.thehorse.com/videos/30323/sheath-cleaning-for-male-horses-how-to