JuicyKristy on bp

[Eastern Promises]

Saw a new ad this weekend for juicy kristy on bp. She states in her ad she is into kink etc. Never heard of her before. Pics look interesting-- always been a fan of piercings and tattoos on girls.

Any info would be good. Tried calling but the vm was full.

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[Master69]

1) Her ad says to text, not leave a voicemail or phone.

2) The hideous top pic is off of a New York Facebook site ("kinky" may mean she stomps on you with fuck-you boots). When I first saw this photo, I wondered if it was Magenta or Columbia from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".

3) claiming 24/7 availability is quite a stretch for an independent

4) The bottom pic does have a Winnipeg photography studio website name imprinted on it. Was it ripped off (most likely, as it has the watermark on it), or is it a legitimate photo of her (and why would she risk being traced by revealing this info and involving a local photo studio?)

...so...EP....help M69 out here by getting more info for him...TOFTT

Saw a new ad this weekend for juicy kristy on bp. She states in her ad she is into kink etc. Never heard of her before. Pics look interesting-- always been a fan of piercings and tattoos on girls.

Any info would be good. Tried calling but the vm was full.

Ep

 

[xmy556]

yeah, TOFFT... you guys owe....

me big time for this one.. anyways...

Ad claims she's 28, but must be mid-to-late 30's, and believe me, she's awfully run down looking. I guess the professional photo she had in her ad must be from a few years ago, and she might have been pretty then, but she looks like she's been thru the mill..

big natural tits, but saggy mommy-bag type, pierced nips, lots of tats. not in shape at all, kinda flabby ass and stomach..

anyway, only had a 1/2 hr with her, I was horny, so wtf.. started by her sucking my cock, bbbj, and me playing with her tits, removed her skirt and panties and began to play with her clit and pussy.. good news, she's wet right away.. BAD news is her cooch stank something awful! Eeeew, I couldn't finger her poon anymore like that!!! (took me three handwashings later with dish detergent.. and next morning, I could STILL smell her rank old cooch!).

Well, carry on and let's fuck, 'cause like I said, I was hornier than hell all day, and I wasn't going home to jerk off just on account of her smelly ditch. On with the rubber and she rode me cowgirl for a while.. then I fucked her hard in doggy for a few minutes, but with every stroke, we pumped that rank stench around the room... pheewwwuuu..

Ok, enough, lay back, tear of the rubber and she can blow me to completion.. the stench settled to the floor soon enough, and she commenced with a very capable bbbj, very good action, nice noisy technique, very wet and sloppy... and she kept it up like a trooper for quite a while, 'cause I was a LONG time before cumming... finally grunted a nice sizable load off into her mouth and she swallowed every drop..

No shower available, I wiped clean (as well as I could) gave her the $120 for the hhr and left.. arrived home and showered until I ran out of hot water, lol!

In summary, unless we completely run out of hookers in Winnipeg, there is no pressing need to go see this girl. Honestly, I've smelled all kinds of pussy in my day, and this was off the charts.. the bad chart that is..

well, thats my story.

 

[Master69]

Jeezzz-uzzz-Maria!

You poor bastard! I don't know what to say. Want me to take you out, and get you so loaded you can't smell anything? Ever again?

I had a completely different (but still bad) mental picture of how it might turn out. She sort of looks like a clown with hiking boots on. I thought the "kinky" would be CBT, from a clown stomping on your balls madly. Instead it was a WWI mustard gas attack from a rancid coochie.

When you get out of hospital and can breath again, we'll have a ceremony and pin a medal for bravery, and for service to your cunt-ry, on your chest.

I guess we'll never find out why her picture is on a New York Facebook page.

 

[stanley manley]

Wow, that's quite the review. Thanks for TOFTT.

Personally, the pics alone would have deterred me. The tats, thunder thighs, those boots and the candy cane stockings do nothing for me. If I was horny as hell, like you, maybe I would have followed through as well, who knows.

 

[RyRy]

More like SmellyKristy, ha ha!