Jolynn @ EBC - a top-notch Asian experience

[wolverine]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMFG!!!!

I decided to book Jolynn's first shift of the evening at EBC. I met Jolynn once before, and when I did, I mentally added her to my to-do list. I was greeted by Maribella (not bad, but not quite my cup of tea), who put me in the room and started the shower. A few minutes later, Jolynn strode in wearing a skimpy pink bikini. This girl is cute as hell. I believe she's Korean, about 4'11 or 5'0, really soft silky fair skin, and a firm pair of B+ cups that looked larger on her tiny frame. Don't care for the pubic shrubbery, but I supposed that's to be expected from that part of the world. Other than that, OMG OMG OMFG a seriously amazing little body.

Now Jolynn's grasp of the English language ain't too good. But she more than made up for the language barrier and relative lack of conversation. Once I told her I had 6 red bills waiting for her, she took charge of the session right from the get-to. She was all business, but energetically, enthusiastically and passionately all business - and her business was to pleasure me like I was her personal sex god.

The massage was therapeutic and sensual from head to toe. And the rest...OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMFG! And after that, a scalp massage, a wash-down in the shower, and she even bowed when I departed (as per cultural tradition).

Will I be back to see Jolynn? Hell yes!

 

[beer]

thanks for sharing
I will definitely go see Jolynn
I like asian girls

 

[toca-maricle]

Wolverine.....Aww thank you soooo much for the amazing review, I greatly appreciate it. However sweety, I would really rather you not to post our special sessions in such detail. Im a rather private person and dont feel comfortable with all these details being posted. So I ask you kindly to remove all or most of this posting please and thank you. I would absolutely love to have another amazing encounter with you hun, anytime, but please......shhhhhh lets keep it between you and me

 

[Bobo The Rabbit]

Jolynn is an amazing girl, but when ever I check EBCs schedule she is only working Mondays and Saturdays, which usually don't work for me being free, good to hear you had an amazing time with her. Plus im like 5 reviews away from 100 so I got to try new girls.
I thought her English was really good personally, maybe I am just used to girls with very broken English but I found her to be at that point where she doesn't speak English perfectly yet but is very close to being able to.

 

[wolverine]

Actually Bobo, the schedule now says she's working several evenings a week.

 

[wolverine]

The thread is not dead, thanks to Fred Zed

 

[praxis]

...I found her to be nice to look at but she was tempermental, pushing on being a cold bitch, and thats me being nice...I got the feeling that she did not want to be there doing what she was doing. her performance of porn type hollers and moans were overdone and it ruined the mood for me.

She said she is not new to the biz and from what i could understand she has been around for awhile. my fear for this little doll is that she is already on the downhill run. At 29 i got the feeling this may be one of her last kicks at our can before she moves onto something else she's better suited for.

Repeat? N
L/9
S/6
A/6

Thanks for presenting a different viewpoint, Claud . A review like this adds another dimension to the total picture of what this SP is all about and it also reinforces what Trainwreck had to say about her:

Attitude was a little business like . .. I would repeat but she would not be among my preferential choices.

A fair, factual and honest review. Keep on posting!

 

[funnyfunguy]

Looks like Claud with no E got a GFE with no G.

 

[Bobo The Rabbit]

Never an excuse for a poor session, should try talking to management and getting it made right. You really need to describe better what was wrong, because all I'm getting is a lack of conversation skill and you felt she was a "cold bitch" and "tempermental".
Personally though I still think she is an amazing girl as does wolverine so readers kind of have to decide which reviews they go with, two guys with maybe 5 reviews between them and not even 2 years....
or two guys with 150 reviews between them and 15 years on perb....

 

[peachy]

While the amount of years on perb and reviews between yourself and wolverine may trump the others so to speak...it doesn't and shouldn't make anybody's opinion or experience less valid than yours. Maybe just maybe they are younger than you or perhaps they don't have the funds to poon as often. Seriously.....

 

[praxis]

Totally agree with you, peachy!

While the amount of years on perb and reviews between yourself and wolverine may trump the others so to speak...it doesn't and shouldn't make anybody's opinion or experience less valid than yours. Maybe just maybe they are younger than you or perhaps they don't have the funds to poon as often. Seriously.....

All reviews welcome here - as long as they are fair, factual and honest!

 

[toca-maricle]

All reviews welcome here - as long as they are fair, factual and honest

and make sense too please!!!~ thank you all

 

[wolverine]

For the record, I don't place any greater importance on myself due to my history and longevity on this board. Indeed, several posters I can think of have been better sources of intel than I have been. The only assurances I can provide for myself is that I'm a pooner in good standing with many of the ladies, and that I am not a shill or a white knight.

In Jolynn's case I would defer to Bobo since he almost exclusively sees Asians at the MPs and micros. I've never done micros and I've only seen relatively few Asians (Zoe and Jasmine Jazz among them).

That said, I have to say my visit with Jolynn is quite different from the usual MP session and won't be everyone's cup of tea. There wasn't much in terms of personal interaction; with me, she took complete control of the session - I simply followed her instructions, laid back and let her do her thing. I received a full and complete body massage, including a rubdown in places I forgot I had! And I did get some more body care after the fun part.

I'll be back to see Jolynn soon, once my body and funds have been replenished.

 

[wolverine]

Finally saw Jolynn again. Our time together was even better than our first session. It was a sweaty, passionate affair that was followed by what I can say is one of the best deep-issue massages you'll get in an MP. The name of the MP is called Extreme Bodycare, and she takes that to heart. A must-see at one of the top MPs in town.

 

[wolverine]

Finally saw Jolynn again. Our time together was even better than our first session. It was a sweaty, passionate affair that was followed by what I can say is one of the best deep-issue massages you'll get in an MP. The name of the MP is called Extreme Bodycare, and she takes that to heart. A must-see at one of the top MPs in town.

BTW, Jolynn and I should apologize to the citizens of Edmonton...at about the exact moment when we reached the climax of our session, the shockwaves must have knocked the old Mayfair Hotel building down.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41yf9_T7GN8

 

[wolverine]

Wolfie I thought u said once somethings said it's not worth repeating.

But u and I finally agree on something. Do refer to bobo and you'll find his TopSP choice in another thread. although he does enjoy your sweet Asian he enjoys the Rabbit also and I know since you are able to repeat yourself without worry of condemnation, I'll say again: jolynn repeat? No. Why? We already know why. Should I repeat myself? You did.
since ya said to defer to bobo, I am simply agreeing.
Defer to bobo everyone and you will have a visit with a fuckin awesome somebunny. Btbf thanks for the highjack tips.
C.E.

Not that I have to justify my posting habits to the likes of you, but I always do one follow-up review of an SP I see the first time and repeat with, just to confirm the consistency of the SP's service and that the first visit was not a one-time fluke.

And yes, I'm probably the only pooner in town who hasn't seen Jessica P Rabbit yet. She's on my to-do list.

 

[Bobo The Rabbit]

The only thing that kept Jolynn from being my pick was that her availability is horrible.
Its like every time I try to see her, her shift changes.
I checked the EBC schedule 2 weeks ago and she was supposed to be on a couple days in that week, but then she was on a weeks vacation. Then last week she was only on the schedule for Monday and then all day Saturday, neither of which work for me.
It simply never seems to line up for me, and a SP who is going to be SP of the year needs to be available more.
Jessica I find has more consistent shifts and I think that counts for something.
Though SP vs SP, you know me I love me the Asians.

I am sure Jolynn is super busy in life which is why her work schedule is so erratic, but to be SP of the year one needs to be available.