Joke...

[Swguy]

Heard this one today. If it offends anyone, too bad... its a JOKE, dammit


This guy walks into a sex shop and says that he wants to buy an inflatable love doll. Guy behind the counter says "Sure.. we have lots to choose from. Do you want a white girl or a black girl?"

Customer says "I don't really see what difference it makes, but I'll take a white girl"

"Ok...", says the sales guy and he goes and rummages around in the stock room for a minute. A minute or so later, he asks "Do you want a Christian girl or a Muslim girl..?"

The customer gets a funny look on his face. "What?... what possible difference could that make?!"

"Well, ya see," the sales guy says, "the Muslim girl blows herself up....."






SWG

 

[planetsmurf]

***wow****

 

[Daytime Owl]

I don't think I will try to touch this one even with my ten foot pole!

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

You Chickens..........I'll touch it........

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH WAYTO FUNNY MAN, PRICELESS !!!!!

..............QM'r

 

[hornydude]

Them's some good jokes....I mean there really is something funny about a group of people who go around detonating themsleves in the hope of getting all you can fuck virgins in paradise. Allah knows they otta hit the hash pipe a little LESS frequently

All I can say is "Suckas!!!!.....Enjoy the substitute camel asshole in hell "