A pregnant woman is walking down the street. She walks in front of a bank. I man runs out of the bank with a mask and a bag of cash. He shoots her 3 times in the stomach as he continues running. She is rushed to the hospital and is told that she and her 3 children would be fine. She has birth to 2 girls and 1 boy. 14 years later one of them comes out of the bathroom crying. Mom says "Whats wrong." Daughter says "I was peeing and a bullet fell out." Next week the other daughter comes out crying. Mom says "Whats wrong." Daughter says "I was peeing and a bullet fell out." One more week goes by and the boy comes out crying. Mom says "Let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out." He says, "No, I was masterbating and I shot the dog!"
