Joining the club

[Cock Throppled]

Hello all. I am a very long-time lurker, now a member. I will probably provoke a few people here, make a few friends, make a few enemies and get and give a bit of information. I've been informed and picked up some great tips here. Over-all the discussion has been civilized (most of the time) and lively.
I may as well start by ruffling a few feathers with some observations.
First - sex in almost all of it's forms is wonderful, but going over-board over a particular person is, frankly childish. I'm referring to recent posts about Meaghan. While I'm sure she is fantastic and provides great service- she is one of many doing so and (trust me, I'm old and have been around) there are others providing the same level of service and have great personalities. Sorry, but I find posting things like Church of Meaghan pretty embarrassing.

Bungholes and toes are wondrous things and deserve close inspection not only for entertainment value, but a quick visual health check. That being said I hope a certain rodent does have an outside life.
Photographer88 posts are usually very long and entertaining, but woefully short of information. I guess the short story course was worth it, but maybe an editing class would be helpful next.

I believe the women are more than welcome here, but it is a review board, so let us review and discuss. Your input is desired and clarifications of misunderstandings needed. Some may find it demeaning, but there's little to add by complaining about a fair review. I think this board has done a lot to show the real personalitites of some women and, frankly the feistiness of some has been a lure for me.

BigDman I appreciate most of your comments, but I worry you may not be getting enough sun. When the posts top 1000 you need to get out more.

I'll probably have more to add later but for now Hamster, Howie BigD, LAG, Oberon, Dr Evil, HK999,NY Smarty,Cattie and the others thanks for all the help bros.
Let's roll...

 

[oberon1999]

Good sig, welcome .... In general the comments are on the mark ...

have fun

oberon

 

[Diablo]

Defending the 'Church of Meg'

I'm not saying you're wrong (because I believe people are entitled to their opinion and should voice it when necessary - as you have).

As to the 'Church', maybe pooners already had a high opinion of Meg, I was just giving my own opinion (admittedly in a silly way). But I will occasionally write posts like that (as a form of creative writing).

Now my question to you is: why are you embarrassed about it (are defending Meg yourself or your morals find it shameful or some other reason)?

For myself, I prefer the lighter side of life (because life is serious enough without us adding to it)

 

[Diablo]

Okay, after re-reading your post, you think its childish about the 'Church of Meg'. But yet you fail to mention the 'recent flame war and post chasing. I think those are greater sins considering they add nothing to the board.

 

[Tokalott]

Welcom to the board

I guess you touched on what makes the board so good for alott of people...
You can read the long reviews..
the silly reviews, short ones, bad ones....even the embarassing?? ones....... you seem to know who is who and wich info you find usefull...so what is the problem?

I quite enjoyed the review on the CHURCH of MEG it had the info I was looking and it was written with a sense of humor
If you find it embarassing please avoid my review on Meg as I would hate to offend or embarass you.......lol

"Take what is usefull, discard what is usless, and add specifically what is your own"
your mind is like a parachute.......it doesn't work unless it is open!

 

[Cock Throppled]

Diablo - sorry I singled you out. It wasn't meant as a criticism so much as an observation. I tend not to go overboard about anything - good or bad - so perhaps, unfairly used C of M as an example.
Sillier stuff is someone not kissing a provider after she has rimmed him and preferring to kiss before the rimming. Uh, dude - that just puts you closer to the rim job on the guy ahead of you...

 

[hitrack]

Welcome to the board CT.

As far as the Megan thing goes, eh!! I guess she's the flavour of the month, and with all the guys seeing her she'll be sporting her new BMW in no time, untill we all tire of her and find someone else.

Posting a little story to go with the review is a must IMHO. Posting "Uh....yah, soz I fucked her and went down on her, she didn't smell like fish, might go back" is a pretty boaring review.

 

[R the Man]

CT - when can we expect your first review?

 

[Poseidon]

Welcome to the Board CT,

I like colorful commentary, especially if a review is well written with good taste and humor. Better than a short succinct review that explains the mechanics of the session and has no personality to it. Anyways chill out and get use to it. After all we all have different writing styles.

 

[Diablo]

CT, I never take comments personally (as long as you don't flame. If anyone did flame me 'I would just reply "Your flame is ignored" '. I'm just making sure you see the overall perspective.

For my own part I'm not a fan of bunghole stuff, but it seems to be a established part of the board (therefore for my own purposes - whatever).

 

[HowieMeeker]

Cock-throppled....

....hmmm, a fan of the "Infinity Loop" are we?

Welcome to the place frequented by many, dominated by few and monitored constantly by some old fellow in Victoria with little sense of humour if you get near his livelihood.

Looking forward to first reviews from you Mr. CT. User name alone portends quality writing and lack of influence by others.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

bitchy Howie?

you've become exactly what you despise.

 

[HowieMeeker]

Oh, did I wake you up?

How would you know what I despise? And how do you find the post bitchy? Your time of the month again? hmmm?

Since moving over here, notice a couple of things. Cleaner air, less traffic and dead downtown in PM. At least there are a bunch indoors behind their computers hey HD. Still cruising? Looked pretty dead the couple of times I have had chance to drive by on way somewhere. Not like my previous time in Vic.

 

[Kev]

Good fight keep it up.

I'm getting the strong indication that two adorable members cherished on PERB don't quite see eye to eye. Is there something that the two of you would like to share on your disagreement so members can join in and make this the fight of all fights? Better the end of all fights. I say lets reinstate delecto, lets poke a stick at blowhard (hahahah sorry good buddy) and whoever else that has a grudge on anyone, lets finish this Hatfield and McCoys feud once and for all. Lets just not taint threads one after another lets end it. --- Kev

Fuck off Kev and mind your own business.

 

[HowieMeeker]

Fight? You have the wrong channel on Kev buddy

Kev:

Fight? Disagreement? You have the wrong thread. I am simply welcoming someone to the board who obviously has a sense of literature given the relatively obscure handle chosen. The tainting comes from people insinuating there is a fight of some sort. I certainly don't see one. Do you?

How about them Canucks anyway? Team toughness, not so sure. Won't be able to see as many games as before since moving across pond. Perhaps good thing - 104 points this year, don't think so big guy.

Howie

 

[Kev]

Re: Fight? You have the wrong channel on Kev buddy

Kev:

The tainting comes from people insinuating there is a fight of some sort. I certainly don't see one. Do you?

Yes i do Howie. There are issues that need to be addressed between members. You can say mind your own business Kev, and i would really like to, but when members are insistent in bringing this out in the open instead of the back channel then i say lets here it all. Its none of my business but when members make it so............well i say whats it all about.

Kev would still like to buy you that beer. To made it more interesting i would include blowhard, delecto, Hipster Doofus, and whoever else that would be deemed appropriate.


Canucks will finish second in there division behind Colorado. Like you haven't heard that all ready. --- Kev

 

[Hipster Doofus]

No fights here, just timely comments.

Howie - you've become bitchy. You stopped having FUN months ago. You take every opportunity to make a snide comment whether its me or some Biiiaatch.

-its not my fault you choose to disagree with Ophelia.

-its not my fault if I've done something to offend you. I don't know you.

-its not my fault if something in your personal life makes you angry at the world.

Whine all you want but sometimes even your best friend has to tell you that you suck.

You suck.

 

[HowieMeeker]

2cums....

...I agree with the ?????? Far from grown up too. I was welcoming a new member who seemed to have style and flair - qualities that this board always needs. That welcome has long since been hijacked like most times I post - hence why I don't much anymore. This is just a fact, nothing more and nothing less.

HD, last time I looked, you weren't my best friend. Not sure of what an alternative universe would look like that would see such a phenomena.

Last time I looked, all was just fine in my world. Very fine. Very relaxed. The move to the island has been great personally and for the business. You keep dredging things up. I simply point out present facts. That is where we differ - substantially. Another way we differ is semantics, you like words like "disagree" when much better words exist.

Let's leave it there - permanently. If we don't, gives Kev way too much to post about and he is a better hockey fan than a ref. Also, you are not going to change your spots re. how you treat the world so it isn't going to be me to try and make that change.


P.S. Kev, that beer still sounds good but harder with my new digs. Will see what we can do some time over the pond. Your invite list needs work though!

 

[Hipster Doofus]

sounds good Howie.

Who's Itonhara? what was his claim to fame?

 

[Rock Hard]

Nice lecture

CT,

Nice lecture - you've told 'em and now I'm sure everyone will behave just the way you want them to. How about sharing a review of your favourite sp?

RH