Jessica Simpson

wolverine

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Yes, Jessica Simpson is smoking hawt, but she's also just one of many superficial and talentless twats who litter the landscape with what passes for entertainment these days. Her remake of Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots Were Made For Walking" is an abominable crime against all of humanity.

Bear that in mind when I go on record as saying that I want to fuck her to death - literally.
 

Stew

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Her remake of a really crappy tune sung by a singer who was no great singer in her own right...hmm.

Aside from all that, she is a blonde goddess. I hate myself for saying this but oh my does she turn my crank.....

Stew
 

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Hehe - those celebrities should know the camera flash is a dangerous thing!
 

BigBlue

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wolverine said:
...superficial and talentless...
...with the emphasis on the superficial! :) The best thing that ever happened to Nick Lachey was getting dumped by that bimbo. I mean, yeah, she's "smokin' hawt," but could you imagine being stuck with that "is 'Chicken of the Sea' tuna or chicken" dipstick!!!???
 

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She's a great actress boys, can't you see that?

The reality show was a dupe, she played the dummy on purpose! How do you think they scored the network tv specials - it was this era's version of "Sonny and Cher" except the roles were completely reversed.

Don't be suprised if you see them get back together in the next year or so, when they both have albums to promote.

Brilliant!
 

dipitydoo

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what the hell is that red thing on her left forearm?

aw... who cares, she's damn hot! too bad the dress is ugly, the only thing that is nice about that dress is that it's see-through! hahaha



oh my... and those legs! those wonderful smooth legs
 

hornyitalian06

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DDawGG , great photos and comments on Jessica
 

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AmericanDad said:
She's a great actress boys, can't you see that?

The reality show was a dupe, she played the dummy on purpose! How do you think they scored the network tv specials - it was this era's version of "Sonny and Cher" except the roles were completely reversed.

Don't be suprised if you see them get back together in the next year or so, when they both have albums to promote.

Brilliant!
The use of the word "brilliant" in ANY context that refers to Jessica Simpson is akin to using the term "psycho killer" to describe the late Mother Teresa.
 
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