Jessica Simpson Single!!!!!

[Ironhead]

Yes, it is true. Just imagine jumping her bones!!!
She atrracts guys like flys to shit !!!!]

Just think of the possibilities!!!!

What an dope Nick is!!! Never give up a good thing like that.

 

[Audrey]

She's hot but he must be giving it up for a good reason. Don't know if this is the case for them but beauty does fade. If there isn't a brain behind the beauty it gets old pretty quick.

 

[georgebushmoron]

I'd sooner be celibate for the rest of my days then hook up with that brain vacuum. Sure she has a sexy body now but at some point thats going to fade and all you're left with is a house plant with saggy tits.


HFS

I totally agree. Besides that, I find her face none too attractive... especially when she sings. She does this weird thing with her head like it was detached from her body, and those lips do weird black woman type contortions except she has those razor-thin lips that don't go with it. And her mouth is huge, like a rock cod.

 

[yoniluvrca]

I And her mouth is huge, like a rock cod.

Maybe this is why he hooked up with her in the first place. Remember how she was supposed to be a virgin? That rock cod mouth probably kept ol'Nick pretty happy for a while-at least until they tied the knot. Then...probably about once a week if he was lucky.

She does look high maintenance and he probably had a better offer.

 

[Maury Beniowski]

She's such a whiney airhead on her TV reality show. I can just imagine the "real" reality of living with her day-to-day. He's not much better around the house - in fact completely useless. I can't understand how people can air their trivial inadequacies on the screen. Finally that twit can fade away. It's been overdue for a long time. I also hate her "Ozzy Osbourne" eye makeup jobs. Makes her look cheap (real cheap), and yes HFS, she is bound for baghood in the not-too-distant future.

 

[Kev]

....and all you're left with is a house plant with saggy tits...

...and millions of millions of dollars from someone in her camp (her dad) who knows how to sell all of Jessica's assets.

 

[Marvin]

She does nothing for me. Christ, I really hope her excessive 15 minutes of fame fades away, FAST and forever. Good riddance!

 

[LonelyGhost]

jessica who?

 

[Hardatwork]

jessica who?

Don't you mean Nick who?

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

and those lips do weird black woman type contortions except she has those razor-thin lips that don't go with it. And her mouth is huge, like a rock cod.

Okay folks, I know what you are are all thinkin' I'm just asking to clarify. That is all!

I find the comment to be odd seeing how so many people are flocking to plastic surgeons offices to have their lips filled with injectables in order to achieve the "pillow-lipped" look.

Are thin lips in, GWB?

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

If I was Nick I wouldn't have married her. She's way too insecure, high-maintenance and spoiled. Too exhausting to support that.

 

[Cock Throppled]

Jessica Simpson Single!!!!

That IS news. According to her dad they are double D.

 

[littlejonny]

I read somewhere that she's gained 30 pounds in the last three months. That would make anyone think twice about a future with her.

 

[LonelyGhost]

Don't you mean Nick who?

you would have to ask 50 mile ...

 

[Kev]

Either i need Lasik eye surgery again or i'm a slut because i'd want a peice of that.

 

[Marvin]

Don't you mean Nick who?

you would have to ask 50 mile ...

A-hahahahahahaha!

Either i need Lasik eye surgery again or i'm a slut because i'd want a peice of that.

Kev, she does look in the picture but just imagine how much of that has been touched up. To each his own I guess. I wouldn't even fuck her with 50's dick! Actually, I can't say that because 50 would want to use his dick for Nick!