She is the worst , don't waste your hard earned money, i'll break it down for you , keep in mind this chick has had about 8-10 different names and phone numbers in the past couple months, probably so when people leave a bad review she just changes her name and number and pretends to be someone new , right now she has an ad that goes by Jennifer and another that goes by Love , in the past she had Lacey, bonnie I think , and a few other made up names , i should've taken those red flags more seriously
Pros:
- real pictures , probably real age seems like early 20s
Cons:
-garbage attitude, air headed
-immature as hell, zero sexual presence or skills, does not care at all about your satisfaction , 100% only does it for the money and doesn't enjoy any of it or even pretends to enjoy it
-just imagine being in a room with a chick that totally doesn't want you there and just wants you to cum and leave
-big gut irl , ok that's fine, but probably weighs 165 not 130
-false advertising, "lapdance and massage included" none of that will happen, because she wants you gone asap
-typical chick that has no interest in you other than to make you cum as fast as possible to make you leave as fast as possible, no eye contact
-legitamately seems to hate her job and doesn't enjoy sex at all , doesn't even pretend to enjoy it
-this one really urks me, when they say "I can't do this position because it will hurt me" I'm not talking about anything extra , just regular dick in vagina , if your an escort and you can't take dick for more than 30 seconds then take up art classes or something
-no touching boobs or pussy , Okay
- I booked in advance, arrived 2 minutes early, she said she needed more time because she was finishing up " showering" , 10 minutes later sends me buzzer , arrive and she looks and smells like she hasn't showered in a week , doesn't ask or offer if you want to take a shower yourself , leads you to a small messy room , dog barking in background.
-blowjob with condom for 2 minutes, then shitty doggy style where her ass smelled funky , literally after a minute she pulls her ass away and gets up , I think okay maybe she wants to switch positions but instead she starts giving me a handjob with a condom
-i ask if she wants to go on top of me and she says no it will hurt me , I say okay can we try at least? And if you don't like it we can do a different position , her response to everything is "yea , well... " As if your asking her for so much, I'm sorry I thought I was paying you 400/h for full service with a condom , not a bunch of attitude and excuses , I wouldn't even go back there if she paid me 400
-i booked for 30 minutes for 200 roses, If you don't cum within 10 she will start pressuring you to hurry up , I don't know about y'all but my dick goes soft when all i hear is "can you hurry up and cum? Babe, you need to cum now. Babe, I don't think this is going to work"
-overall I booked 30 mins , arrived at 3:28 , she sends me the buzzer at 3:40 , by 3:50 she's telling me to hurry up and cum or book for an hour , so I guess the 10 minutes I waited for her in the parking lot was included in my 30 minutes? Lol .. if I booked for an hour I guarantee within 15 minutes she would be telling me to hurry up and I'd be down 400 instead of just 200 , luckily I only wasted 200
Cliff notes :
-booked hh , got there at 330 she let me in at 340,
- sucked me with a rubber for 2 minutes, doggy for one minute before she randomly got up and started giving me a handjob WITH a condom,
-BJ with condom is bad enough but whatever but HJ with condom ? Wtf?
-I'd rather just beat my own meat without a condom for free and not have a fat smelly chick in my face
- I asked her if we could do missionary since she said she couldn't do cowgirl and she said no, you don't get to fuck 3 times in half hour , keep in mind i fucked her for 1 min in doggy, 30 seconds in cowgirl before she got off and started giving me a covered handjob instead
-after telling me to hurry up and cum for the 5th time or so in 10 minutes while giving me a covered HJ , i was so done with her and I started going soft , she goes "yeah babe I think we're done here, your going soft!" Yeah I wonder why??
- she's like sorry babe I thought it would be a quick thing , maybe book for an hour next time if you need more time
-i didn't bother giving her feedback because I knew she was young immature and didn't care about improving her business or service , just told her k Thanks cya and left , figured a review would be more effective