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Jethro Bodine

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Beverly Hills. In the Kitchen eatin' vittles.
I've been putting off writing this review for a couple of weeks now because to be honest I was a bit embarressed :eek: by the fact I got suckered so badly. In the end I decided to put my personal feelings aside and hopefully prevent some fellow pooners for falling for her act and getting ripped off like I did :mad:. That's what PERB is about.

Background:
Jenna has had an ad on EC for some time and I would see it while perusing the site. There was always something about her look that drew me to it. Normally I see only ladies over 30 (experience counts for soo much in this hobby) but I have occasionally taken a risk with a younger lady. Despite this I was very hestitant as there have been some less than stellar reviews on her as well as her previous incarnation as Sierra. After reading her ad (Exquisite courtisan, PSE/GFE, etc.)I thought I'd atleast e-mail her. After 3 or 4 e-mails gathering info and detailing my expectations, which I was constantly assured would be met I called her. We spoke at length on the phone about this hobby and what constitutes a GFE/PSE session. I also asked her about some of the previous reviews that were not favorable. She admitted that early in her career she wasn't comfortable with this and wasn't sure what to offer or do and she knows her services were not good. She said that it took her some time to realize what guys want and she wants to be very successful in this and is giving great service now.
So, long story short, despite some reservations, I felt we had pretty well discussed and agreed on what was to be expected and delivered and thus made an appointment.

The Visit:
Jenna has an incall in an older apt. building on Maryland. Not the best neighborhood but in the daytime not a big concern. I called her upon my arrival and she cam downstairs to let me in. She was wearing a short, tight little dress that nicely clung to her ass as she led the way upstairs. Once in her place we sat on the couch and she immediately asked for the $$. While I can appreciate her wanting to make sure she got paid I usually like to sit down and have a chance to get the envelope out before being asked for it. She quickley checked it and we began to make small talk. Before long she gets up and says, "lets go into the bedroom." I motion to the pole in the corner of the room and ask, "How about that dance we discussed?" Here's what should have been my first clue. :confused: In her pics she has a pole in her apt. We had discussed how it would be nice to start the visit off with a little strip tease/pole dance to get things heated up. Well, she gives me some lame ass excuse about having put on baby oil after her shower and how it would be too slippery for the pole and how she had a sore hip. But I think okay. We go in her room and get undressed. I am sitting on the bed and reach out to gently put my hands on her ass and draw her to me and she steps away. She asks me to lay back on the bed, which I do, motioning her to come and lie beside me. She comes over and SITS beside me and grabs my Johnson and begins to jerk me off like she is milking a freakin' cow. I stop her and ask her 1) to be more gentle and slow down and 2) that I would like a little cuddling, kissing and foreplay first. Here's clue Number 2. Despite the fact we agreed to LFK she now tells me that she doesn't kiss. I could see her refusal if I showed up with bad hygene or green teeth but I am very well groomed and clean. I begin to kiss her neck and caress her body and she just lays there stiff and unresponsive. I go to perform a little digit play, which again we agreed to and she stops me saying that she doesn't allow that or DATY either. WTF? :mad: Now I'm starting to get a little pissed. I ask her what the hell is going on? We had agreed to these services. I don't appreciate paying her fee then having her change the game on me. She begins to argue that we never agreed to these things. I tell her that I wouldn't have booked her if she hadn't. I could go see any number of other SP's in this town for a guaranteed good time instead of gambling with her if I wasn't certain about what I would be getting.
I take a deep breath and tell her 'Well I'm here so lets make the best of it." What followed was one of the worst CBJ's and then FS in missionary then to Doggy that I've ever had. Totally unresponsive mechanical.
I got dressed and she knew by now I was pissed. Then she starts getting all apologetic about how things got off on the wrong hand and next time she'll give me a discount, etc. I looked at her and laughed "yeah, like there's gonna be a next time?"
To show you how pissed :mad: I was, for the first time in my life I was tempted to go and take her purse and take my money back and that would be totally out of character for me. In the end it was only $$ and I can make that back in my sleep.

GUYS, DO NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID. DON'T GET SUCKED IN BY HER PROMISES AND HOW SHE HAS IMPROVED SINCE ALL THOSE OTHER REVIEWS WERE WRITTEN. ITS TOTAL BULLSHIT! ALL I CAN HOPE IS THAT MY $$ WENT TOWARDS MAKING SURE SHE GETS AS LITTLE BUSINESS AS POSSIBLE AND SHE CAN GO FIGURE OUT WHAT ELSE TO DO FOR A LIVING.
 
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Avery

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Thanks for that, Jethro. It's much harder to write a good negative review than a positive one. The writer has to put his emotions aside and just report what did and didn't happen. You did that very well! without name calling or personal attacks on the escort.
 

Sixpak

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It is good to find out about rip-offs! Disadvantage of trying to find a gem on CL is that ladies like this keep advertising under different names, but good to be able to recognize a common phone number. :) Watch for her # on CL, those who sift through the many ads there.
 

ComicalKazee

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Jul 7, 2004
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This Jenna is not to be confused with touring porn star SP Jenna Jennatto, who was in town last month and will be returning at the end of this month. Pity I missed her last time. I won't miss my second chance in a couple of weeks.

Thanks for TOFTT Jethro. Now we all know to avoid.
 

xmy556

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Maryland should have been your first clue to what you would expect NOT to happen. When are some of you guys going to wake up?:confused:
Hey don't run down the west end. Come on, some of the best sessions I've ever had took place in west broadway..

However, I do recall seeing Jenna or Sierra as she was known, on Portage Avenue about 2 years back. Admittedly, it was a warm summer day, but the combination of her wearing only a white bikini out in public and looking a bit "weird"...

well, I'll say no more...
 

sillydude

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Wonder why destiny would do a duo with her? Heard good things about destiny, just not jenna.
 

Jethro Bodine

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Beverly Hills. In the Kitchen eatin' vittles.
Maryland should have been your first clue to what you would expect NOT to happen. When are some of you guys going to wake up?:confused:
While I appreciate what you are saying I try not to generalize and put people into categories based on where they live. I grew up on Magnus Avenue.

That's like the people who think that drug problems are limited to the inner city when we all know our nice little neighborhoods like Lindenwoods or RoyaIwood have their share of lawyers with coke habits and bored housewives drinking vodka martinis at 10 am.

I'm sure there are many SP's with high end addresses who are also terrible providers.

Have a nice day.
 
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Jethro Bodine

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Beverly Hills. In the Kitchen eatin' vittles.
I noticed that as well.
Wasn't going to say anything so not to seem like I've got some kind of vendetta against her.
I can't say for all of them, as it was yesterday morning I saw them but most of them are definitely NOT her.
Just another example of poor choices made by her.

**Just had another look. There are a couple that could be her but her hair was not that blonde when I saw her. More like blonde streaks/highlights. The rest are definitely not her. Hell, she has even left the name and logo of the site she took them off, on a few of them.

Enough said, going to see one of my non-pro ATF's this afternoon. :) :)
 
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who cares!!

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Going to say the exact same thing. I always thought Jenna was ok looking, this girl or girls she is trying to be is SMOKIN hot.Funny how she can change overnight from not hot to hot.I hope someone reports this/
 
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dilligaf

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LOL,wonder who reported the pictures as not being hers?;)
 

skeletor

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Given the renown of the person being discussed I hate to ask this, but: is this the same Jenna advertising on EC now?
 

TheDog

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I concur with Jethro 100%, from two experiences (first time benefit of the doubt with her). "Jenna" is a outright liar. She will tell you one thing but you get another, and what really burns me is she isn't at all sheepish about it - she will look at you like YOU are the one that got it wrong ... as if you're dumb enough to believe her. This chick has no clue what the client is about or what they're expecting. I'm sorry I won't go into details because she has my number now and I don't need the harassment. PM if you need to, but note I will only reply to PM on this issue from credible members with a trusting history. I don't need any posers.

Regarding the "Maryland" comment, I also concur 100% with Jethro. Don't just judge by location, unless of course you sense other unsafe things happening (eg: I would not walk through a gaggle of 5 rubbies to get into the door of the building). Keep yourself safe first, nevermind your pecker! I've been burned by "upscale" chicks and also had great deals from some downscale ones. The client just needs to go through the reviews of ppl he trusts and also pay attention to his own instinct. That's why, I found, if the provider is curt or doesn't even give me 30 seconds of "feel" time on the phone, that's the first bad sign. That's been my experience and for most part it's proven itself pretty reliable over many years now. Good luck all.
 

jenna marie

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why are there so many Jenna thank god my name is Jenna marie i hope i dont have a bad review on here i live in st vital and and provide a nice warm home with candles and massage and wine and playful TLC. hope everyone with be interested in this Jenna Marie. winnipeg manitoba St vital area


xxoxoxoxo
Jenna Marie
 
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gotsome2004

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Wow, Vous avez une belle visage et corp ma cherie. Je vous vois photo a craigslist. Belle. Pouvez vous avoir chaud baiser autant une belle fraincaise femme?
why are there so many Jenna thank god my name is Jenna marie i hope i dont have a bad review on here i live in st vital and and provide a nice warm home with candles and massage and wine and playful TLC. hope everyone with be interested in this Jenna Marie. winnipeg manitoba St vital area


xxoxoxoxo
Jenna Marie
 

Sixpak

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Wow, Vous avez une belle visage et corp ma cherie. Je vous vois photo a craigslist. Belle. Pouvez vous avoir chaud baiser autant une belle fraincaise femme?
Yahoo BabelFish does a fair but not exact translation ...
Wow, You have beautiful a face and corp my darling. I see you photo has craigslist. Beautiful. Can you have hot kiss as much beautiful a fraincaise woman?
But we get the point ..lol
 
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