It's hotter then fuck

[gravitas]

grass is turning shit brown......neighbor's kids making all sorts of fucking noise in the backyard in their slip'n'slide or what ever the hell it's called......my balls are permanently stuck to one leg or the other, real pleasant when they're stuck to both and I open my legs.....reminded of how gross it feels to have a little drop of sweat roll between your ass cheeks

I miss the god damned snow

 

[50 Mile Radius]

grass is turning shit brown......neighbor's kids making all sorts of fucking noise in the backyard in their slip'n'slide or what ever the hell it's called......my balls are permanently stuck to one leg or the other, real pleasant when they're stuck to both and I open my legs.....reminded of how gross it feels to have a little drop of sweat roll between your ass cheeks

I miss the god damned snow

Fuck, you are CRANKY!!!!


Go get LAID!

 

[gravitas]

Fuck, you are CRANKY!!!!

Pretty much! On the bright side I'm looking at next week's forecast and my destination is showing rain and a high of 12 C

Nice

Go get LAID!

That's about the last thing on my list of shit to do. Why would I want to stick my digger into some chick's honey pot when it's going to have jungle rot because of the heat......thanks but no. I think I still have a bag of frozen peas left over from my vasectomy.....maybe I'll feel better if I put them on my crotch

 

[n2supersymmetry]

Have a beer ... I am downing coronas like crazy right now

 

[hardup]

For Christs Sake......Pick the lock on your wallet and spring for an air conditioner and quit Whineing
It was 34 here today and all I could see everywhere I looked were SUNDRESSES.....................and I'm good with that

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Have your nuts removed. They can't stick to your leg if they aint there.
Besides, if you had a vasectomy, they are just hanging around anyway.
It will make you even more unique.

 

[Gentleman First]

Have a beer ... I am downing coronas like crazy right now

Thats funny i am having a Corona and lime myself right now....well okay i have actually had 6 tonight, but who is counting right

 

[n2supersymmetry]

Thats funny i am having a Corona and lime myself right now....well okay i have actually had 6 tonight, but who is counting right

Jesus I just had my 6th and cracked a 7th with lemon ....
GET OUT OF MY HEAD !!!

 

[Sexy BBW]

I must be one of the lucky people with central ac

 

[hitrack]

The worst is when mowing the lawn, your totally bagged with sweat and you have to drop everything to run inside to take a shit!!!!!! Sweat city and my fukkin underwears the mayor!!!!

Like someone said, head to the city center coffeeshop or what ever and do some chick watching.

 

[Gentleman First]

I must be one of the lucky people with central ac

Actually its uncommon for a house to not have AC here in the Okanagan.

I best turn mine down a little so i do not catch a chill

ps. it was 34 C here today

 

[Sexy BBW]

Actually its uncommon for a house to not have AC here in the Okanagan.

I best turn mine down a little so i do not catch a chill

ps. it was 34 C here today

Lucky dog lol

 

[Gentleman First]

The weather in YYC has been fabulous. It is wonderful to sit outside on a patio sipping ice cold beverages, garden or golf. Calgarians don't get a lot of this so enjoy it while it lasts. Don't forget to lather on the sunscreen, wear sunglasses and a hat...

Sounds more like a disguise than anything....are you FBI and going under my covers

 

[Gentleman First]

I envy you guys. It is 75 C in the Southwest of the states during the day, and the heat will go up more come July and August.

I think you mean 75F, not C...if it was really that hot you would be dead

Have you ever tried to even be outside at 47 C i was a couple years ago....i lasted about 20 minutes and was sweating like a pig and nearly hallucinating.

At 47 C walking across the street to my neighbours house nearly had me collapsing.

 

[Sexy BBW]

I think you mean 75F, not C...if it was really that hot you would be dead

Have you ever tried to even be outside at 47 C i was a couple years ago....i lasted about 20 minutes and was sweating like a pig and nearly hallucinating.

At 47 C walking across the street to my neighbours house nearly had me collapsing.

Been there and done that, well not quite, lol hit 110 in Custer SD, back in 97 when I was there, believe it to be around 42? anyways what a nasty experience that was

 

[hardup]

I envy you guys. It is 75 C in the Southwest of the states during the day, and the heat will go up more come July and August.

Dude............that's like 165 degrees F ...........and it get's hotter, holy snappin' arseholes Batman that's fuckin hot.......where exactly are you, the SW corner of the Gobi Desert???????????


Jeezus it was 34 c here today and that's about 92 or 93 f

 

[Gentleman First]

Dude............that's like 165 degrees F ...........and it get's hotter, holy snappin' arseholes Batman that's fuckin hot.......where exactly are you, the SW corner of the Gobi Desert???????????


Jeezus it was 34 c here today and that's about 92 or 93 f

That was about 6 years ago when i lived in osoyoos....we had about 2 weeks in a row where we were in the 40's every day.

vehicles broken down all over as they over heated...stores all sold out of ice.
people would just stay in their houses with the AC on....My pal worked in an office downtown, said some days he guessed over half of the staff just stayed home as it was too damn hot to go to work.

My thermometer on the back side (shady side) of my house read 47 one day....its not a certified thermometer so include a litle error in there maybe, but i remember the local radio station saying nearly daily, welcome to another day in the mid 40's.
Actually damaged the orchards in the area a lot.
I never even bothered to water my lawn...it was pointless to try...i just let it cook....it just crunched as you walked across it.
Its a bit cooler where i am now, i just bought a house about half ways between summerland and penticton....in a gated community atop the sandstone bluffs that overlooks okanagan lake.....Osoyoos is way to hot for me.
here it usually only gets up to maybe 42 on a hot day

 

[Gentleman First]

I love google

just found this...shows the hottest temp ever on earth was 58 C....OMG no way could i even step outside....i would drop dead before i made it to the end of my driveway.


Apparently the hottest temperature ever measured took place in El Azizia, Libya on 13 September 1922. The temperature reached 58 °C (136 °F). The USA national weather service recorded 56.7 °C (134 °F) in Death Valley, California, on 10 July 1913. This is likely the second hottest temperature ever recorded on earth. See external link for more information.

On page 217, of Prentice Hall's Earth Science Revised Third Edition, it states, "...the temperature in Vostok, Antarctica, dropped to nearly -89.2 °C, the lowest temperature ever recorded on Earth." However, other sources claim the temperature was anywhere between -89.2 °C and -91 °C. See external link for more information.

 

[old pooner]

I have had to work in a windchill factor of -60F.

 

[Rotcod]

grass is turning shit brown......neighbor's kids making all sorts of fucking noise in the backyard in their slip'n'slide or what ever the hell it's called......my balls are permanently stuck to one leg or the other, real pleasant when they're stuck to both and I open my legs.....reminded of how gross it feels to have a little drop of sweat roll between your ass cheeks

Look on the bright side...at least you dont have to WORK in this heat! (or maybe you do). For an extra special treat, try working outside in this heat, while smack dab in the middle of allergy season.....yeah, today was hell for me...haaaacHOOO!