It's hard out there for a pooner...

[wet_suit_one]

Jeez, what a day.

Blown off twice today.

Amy Anderssen, big porno star in town, appointment made, and nope, can't seal the deal.

Doh!!!! Strike one...

A fine assed alternative is in town, the deal is made, the date is set, show up at the door and NOPE, I'm not her type.

Double doh!!!! Strike two...

Goto the favourite massage parlour to enjoy the delights of a lady there and nope, the desired attendant is occupied for the rest of the night.

Strike three and I'm out!!!

It's like the ladies in this town don't want my money.

I guess, there will be another day.

So it goes here in the real world. Some days, you can't even give money away...

Sigh...

 

[melissa.in.abby]

A fine assed alternative is in town, the deal is made, the date is set, show up at the door and NOPE, I'm not her type.

Double doh!!!!

yikes! that sucks!

 

[hunsperger]

...

don't take it personal...

Vancouver has two markets when it comes to SPs...

professional...

and totally unprofessional...

Melissa is a professional...

and I mean that with nothing but the utmost respect...

not only is Melissa professional, she is a sweetie...

the ladies you contacted are nothing but losers...

 

[liveforthefunk]

A fine assed alternative is in town, the deal is made, the date is set, show up at the door and NOPE, I'm not her type.

lololololololololololololol wow my self esteem would be shot forever

 

[trackstar]

A fine assed alternative is in town, the deal is made, the date is set, show up at the door and NOPE, I'm not her type.

WTF? I'd say that she is one to avoid

 

[jim]

Melissa is a professional...

and I mean that with nothing but the utmost respect...

not only is Melissa professional, she is a sweetie...

Melissa is an absolute DOLL!!! Super sweety!

 

[wet_suit_one]

Elaborate, please, with details. Were you unable to seal the deal? Did she not want to seal the deal? What? Just what exactly do you mean?

My appointment was canceled. Didn't even make it to the door!

 

[wess]

Jeez, what a day.

Blown off twice today.

Amy Anderssen, big porno star in town, appointment made, and nope, can't seal the deal.

Doh!!!! Strike one...

A fine assed alternative is in town, the deal is made, the date is set, show up at the door and NOPE, I'm not her type.

Double doh!!!! Strike two...

Goto the favourite massage parlour to enjoy the delights of a lady there and nope, the desired attendant is occupied for the rest of the night.

Strike three and I'm out!!!

It's like the ladies in this town don't want my money.

I guess, there will be another day.

So it goes here in the real world. Some days, you can't even give money away...

Sigh...

Are you trying to stroke your ego or get laid ? I don't give a damn about some porn star coming to town. Just find a good regular.

 

[wet_suit_one]

Are you trying to stroke your ego or get laid ? I don't give a damn about some porn star coming to town. Just find a good regular.

The good regulars weren't working last night. I went to the second tier choices... Struck out there too...



Ah well, my fav is on tomorrow so I'll have good times again! Boo Yaa!

 

[Harmony-bc]

I think that ladies that are concerned about the way someone looks are so in the wrong business.

My only concerns are cleanliness and niceness, that's it. You can find something to be turned on by, in any one. Some people that are not physically attractive are attractive in other ways.

Sorry that that happened to you.

I would be hurt, so I'm sending cyber kisses to make you feel better.

 

[trackstar]

I think that ladies that are concerned about the way someone looks are so in the wrong business.

My only concerns are cleanliness and niceness, that's it. You can find something to be turned on by, in any one. Some people that are not physically attractive are attractive in other ways.

Sorry that that happened to you.

I would be hurt, so I'm sending cyber kisses to make you feel better.

No kidding! It's like the ones who post on craigslist in the casual encounters section that have a list of demands as to what the guy has to look like, what age he should be and must send her pics, all on top of asking for a shit-load of money. In turn, they will describe themselves as, "Chubby" and average looking and say that they will not send pics, as they want to be discrete

Cyber kisses, you're such a sweet-heart