...it's becoming a pet peeve of mine

[vancity_cowboy]

pardners, i'm noticing more and more lately that men's urinals have a huge puddle of urine on the floor in front of them - does anybody else notice this?

what i'd like to know is what gives with this? the urinal is designed so that when you stand up to it the likelihood of dripping and dribbling the intended stream is virtually nonexistant

so what are the dudes doing that are causing this? taking a test blast on the floor before they step up, just for visual confirmation that everything is working? texting while they leak? leaving before they clear out the last of their golden nectar? practising their golden shower techniques? their lariat is so long that they'll get a 'wet head' if they stand too close? their cock is exceedingly bent so instead of cumming they went?

is this an ethnic thing?

pardners, help a brother understand...

 

[GATSBY]

I noticed this too, but always thought it was normal because so many guys out there don't now how to urinate properly and/or have no etiquette. Quite nasty and insanitary. The thing is that it perpetuates because as soon as one guy leaks, others step back a bit so as to not step in the puddle and the puddle keeps growing.

 

[Sleepmonger]

I have no clue why, and it's so very disgusting. I have however been sprayed by urinals when standing too close and flushing. Perhaps its not poor aim but instead terrible flush design.

 

[GATSBY]

^ Haha.. yeah, when I went to Japan for grad trip a couple years ago, some older restrooms had those urinals/toilets at ground level. I held it and went to look for something more modern.

 

[vancity_cowboy]

I saw a sign in a rest stop a couple years ago that actually gave instructions on how to use the toilet.

At first I thought it was a joke, then I realized it was a serious cultural issue because in many countries, they squat over a hole in the ground, so when they see our toilets here in Canada, they will stand on top of the toilet then squat with their feet on the toilet seat rather than sitting down or standing in front of.

That doesn't explain the mess in front of urinals, but having worked as a professional custodian who cleaned public toilets - it seems like "anything goes" in public washrooms! :faint:

hey, you're onto something there, ma'am!

it would be difficult, but possible, for a nimble-footed nimrod to crouch facing outward on the lip of the urinal. he would then have a VERY difficult time hitting the urinal with 100% of his stream... yep, this idea definitely has possibilities... :nod:

 

[twoblues]

Worst thing I ever saw:

I was at the Staples Center for the Canucks last post-season win. Went to the washroom and their urinals don't have a straight top so you can't rest your beer like normal. Well, I didn't have a beer, but the guy in front of me did and I watched him first try to balance it on top of the urinal, but he couldn't. SOOOOOooooo...he decides the next best solution was to put it UNDER THE URINAL...right in the "splash zone"...

 

[godel]

pardners, i'm noticing more and more lately that men's urinals have a huge puddle of urine on the floor in front of them - does anybody else notice this?

what i'd like to know is what gives with this? the urinal is designed so that when you stand up to it the likelihood of dripping and dribbling the intended stream is virtually nonexistant

so what are the dudes doing that are causing this? taking a test blast on the floor before they step up, just for visual confirmation that everything is working? texting while they leak? leaving before they clear out the last of their golden nectar? practising their golden shower techniques? their lariat is so long that they'll get a 'wet head' if they stand too close? their cock is exceedingly bent so instead of cumming they went?

is this an ethnic thing?

pardners, help a brother understand...

I think a lot of the problem stems from the fact, that quite often, when VERY big men are VERY drunk and throwing VERY vicious strikes they may well have VERY bad aim. That being said, they should probably have nets thrown over them and be forced to yourinate outside. Just like the gladiators would have.

 

[Mark River]

One of my clients has the following sign posted in the unisex washroom of his store: "Gentleman, please stand closer to the toilet ... it's not as long as you think! Ladies, please remain seated for the entire performance!"

 

[Torrential]

Drunk men don't pee straight.

I went to a men's club where they put a sign on the men's door (sober) and then on the former women's door (drunks).

Simply brilliant.

 

[westcoast555]

I noticed this too, but always thought it was normal because so many guys out there don't now how to urinate properly and/or have no etiquette. Quite nasty and insanitary. The thing is that it perpetuates because as soon as one guy leaks, others step back a bit so as to not step in the puddle and the puddle keeps growing.

Exactly. It sets up a vicious circle.
But how hard is it to pee properly?

You're right - it's getting worse. And so unnecessary

 

[ReluctantPooner]

I've noticed this too, often having to spread my feet wide apart to keep my shoelaces from becoming dampened by something other than rain water. And I have to really agree about the losers who can't lift up the toilet seat (use your shoe) and even if they do still piss all over the rim. Other people might need to sit down on that toilet seat to do a #2, especially if they are sick or have a medical condition such as IBS, Crohns, etc.

 

[Sleepmonger]

Never mind the peeing on the toilet seat, what about the people who are afraid to sit down on the thing but have horrible diarrhea. They squat over the toilet and spray the whole fucking room... It's just gross.

 

[ReluctantPooner]

Oh I hear ya on that.......seen some nasty surprises left in grocery store washrooms. Hell the bathroom in the Safeway at Broadway and Commercial is(or used to be) all metal so they could just hose it down. Of course, at least those people made it to the washroom.....

 

[Lancaster]

When I'm out, I make it a habit to only use washrooms at nice hotels, lol.

 

[sevenofnine]

have you ever been on one of those charted grey hound bus ski trips.

a bunch of men drinking beer for hours and hours.
the toilet over flows and comes running down the isle.

i guess water sports are out then
whats a little piss between friends.
just kidding.

people are pigs less face it.
i mean pigs.
my job deals with the public i see hundreds of people each and every day.
some guys i work with wear gloves have hand wipes have a phobia when it comes to clean and germs.
to me its pointless.

you wipe and clean endlessly and some strange person comes up to you to ask you a question gets reall close and coughs right in your face.

like i said i think this clean stuff its point less. yeah be clean but lets not have a phobia about it.

and personally i like it clean.
but at times i do like to wallow in the mud and the piss and the beer and blood,
makes you feel alive.
and i like my sp not to be antiseptic clean, well at least her butt can be if i happen to be in the mood for some dato.

 

[blazejowski]

I could start making Pet Peeve lists, but I doubt PERB would have the bandwidth necessary... lol

 

[badbadboy]

Reading this thread has made me want to have a half hour hot shower.

Pass the bleach for my eyes for being dumb enough to read it.

 

[Dgodus]

You are still touching your genitals and should still be washing your hands after every bathroom visit....

Until I start to sweat those genitals are probably the cleanest part of my body (while I'm at work) to the point I was my hands before I touch em to take a leak (and a thorough clean afterwards as it's break time and I'm about to go eat and my job is fiiiiiiiiiilthy!)

 

[Karl Blues]

You are still touching your genitals and should still be washing your hands after every bathroom visit....

We should wash genitals too. Hands are usually filthy from touching all kinds of things!

 

[Avery]

We should wash genitals too. Hands are usually filthy from touching all kinds of things!

I'll do that the next time I go to the can at Costco, and I'll wash my ass too. I'm sure no one will notice! ound: