Sultan needs some company. Smart company. Not Jeopardy smart, like name the 11th president of U.S., but insighfully smart. I'm talking philosophy: Heidegger, Foucault, Camus, Sartre, Rorty and Wittgenstein, maybe even Nietszche, if he's on the menu.
I would give my palace kingdom to talk with a sultry nerd goddess with glasses about Being and Time, or why Camus thought the only worthwhile philosophical question was whether or not to commit suicide. What I wouldn't pay just to have a dialogue regarding Kant's theory of transcendent idealism with someone wearing a purple-haired wedge wig, latex micro skirt, hooker boots and a push-up bra.
One time I gave an SP a book on Kierkegaard, but she ate it. This made me seek metaphysical answers to the problem of boob size to brain size ratios. No institution would fund that kind of study, so I've been left to do independent research.
I need somone with few restrictions: CS (cognitive science), DFS (deep french structuralism), Greek (Aristotle, Plato, Socrates and Diogenes if she can handle it), EE (existentialism and epistemology), MSODG (multiple shots on Deleuze and Guattari) and BBP (Brentano's basic phenomenology). No coles notes stuff!
Husserl's original "essence" is optional, but as long as she has an extensive wardrobe and a well-stocked library I'm there. I prefer brunettes with anthropology degrees, though red heads in any social science is acceptable. I've had bad experiences with English majors since literature isn't my forte. As for blondes, well, let me just say--prove it, baby! My ideal would be a bespectacled East Indian in tight jeans and heels who is familiar with Krishnamurti, but I know I'd probably have to go to Amsterdam for that kind of action.
Please say this isn't a hopeless search. I'm tired of the physical, and willing to pay top dollar to have a duo with any girls who can convince me that Wittgenstein's private language argument doesn't depend on a priori reasoning. I'm clean, discreet and won't underline passages or scribble in the margins of your books.
Anyone know of any agencies or indies out there? When will Jodi be back?
I'm climbing the walls......please help....
I would give my palace kingdom to talk with a sultry nerd goddess with glasses about Being and Time, or why Camus thought the only worthwhile philosophical question was whether or not to commit suicide. What I wouldn't pay just to have a dialogue regarding Kant's theory of transcendent idealism with someone wearing a purple-haired wedge wig, latex micro skirt, hooker boots and a push-up bra.
One time I gave an SP a book on Kierkegaard, but she ate it. This made me seek metaphysical answers to the problem of boob size to brain size ratios. No institution would fund that kind of study, so I've been left to do independent research.
I need somone with few restrictions: CS (cognitive science), DFS (deep french structuralism), Greek (Aristotle, Plato, Socrates and Diogenes if she can handle it), EE (existentialism and epistemology), MSODG (multiple shots on Deleuze and Guattari) and BBP (Brentano's basic phenomenology). No coles notes stuff!
Husserl's original "essence" is optional, but as long as she has an extensive wardrobe and a well-stocked library I'm there. I prefer brunettes with anthropology degrees, though red heads in any social science is acceptable. I've had bad experiences with English majors since literature isn't my forte. As for blondes, well, let me just say--prove it, baby! My ideal would be a bespectacled East Indian in tight jeans and heels who is familiar with Krishnamurti, but I know I'd probably have to go to Amsterdam for that kind of action.
Please say this isn't a hopeless search. I'm tired of the physical, and willing to pay top dollar to have a duo with any girls who can convince me that Wittgenstein's private language argument doesn't depend on a priori reasoning. I'm clean, discreet and won't underline passages or scribble in the margins of your books.
Anyone know of any agencies or indies out there? When will Jodi be back?
I'm climbing the walls......please help....
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