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ISMA Productions Burnaby Porn company

scott231

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Hi guys have you guys heard of Isma Productions in Burnaby? They are located on Sellers and Imperial in Burnaby. Anyways I went there with a friend as he is intrested in doing porn, so when we walked in we were greated by a girl and she showed a 5 minuite video on the computer of the movies they have shot here in Vancouver and some of the girls are hot 10/10, she said some of them work at massage parlours and the distrubte videos to Vivid in the U.S., she interviewed me even though I'm NOT intrested in being a porn star, and she asked me what type of girl am I intrested in? I said big breasted, she said she wanted to see me on Tuesday @ 1pm. She said males get paid anywhere from $800.00 a scene to $1500.00 a scene. She asked what I like about the biz and if I'm sercimsized, and what do I like about sex, she wanted to go over scripts with me Tuesday, and if I like it she might hire me. I don't know if I'd wanna do that. She said the movies are shot in hotels and there studio.
 

the virgin gary

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Scott man I don't know how much of this is true or not but I know for a fact that high end girls charge 2000+ for anal. I don't see a run of the mill stud making more than 100 bucks a scene maybe they can get guys anywhere.

And why would she ask you if you were sercumcised? What's wrong with the unjewed uncut special edition?
 

Mike123

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This link got me thinking about a previous link for Stunt Cocks (I think it was during the Summer)


Stunt Cocks

he he... I think my fav part is the id of Ron Jeremy as the commisoner of the Porn Softball League
 

the virgin gary

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Yes I know circumcised not sercumcised...This might suprise alot of people but in my home province of Quebec circumcsion is not practiced outside of our jewish and muslim populations.
 

scott231

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How are they a scam??? BTW I have no intrest in doing this, just went in there with a friend, and said they wanted to see me tommarrow @ 1pm, I answered their questions even though I had NO interest doing porn.
 

scott231

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Go feed your bs to someone else, you are a bitter woman, with alot of enemies in this biz, so your looking to take shots at other people who write reviews and give good reviews of sp's you hate. I don't know anyone who goes into a hissy fit over someone's age and the amazing part of it is that the review was a month or 2 ago, and yet you like to bring it up now on a post that has nothing to do with the review??? You most be really bored or really have nothing to say so your spitting out useless garbage. And are really bitter @ this girl.
 

dirk_dog

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woow... missed something here... more drama for your mama

not surprising when sps get involved
 

kinkyguy

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VancouverDerek is right again.... run far and run fast. I signed a contract with ISMA to do a shoot. The contact has me as one of the main stars and I'd get 100 of the finished dvd's to seel plus 2% of sales. To sign a contract though you need to do a photo shoot with one of the girls. I did this and paid $500 for the shoot. Then an additional $2500 was paid and they used the arguement that they didn't want me backing out at the last minute. Finally I did one shoot with a girl at the Bby offices. That was over a year ago and I haven't seen or heard from anyone since. ISMA says they no longer deal with me and I have to deal directly with the movie company. I've tried this route for the past year and continue to get the runaround. $3000 spent for pretty much nothing, would have been wiser to spend it on 10 hours of fun with some of our lovely SP's........

If it sounds too good to be true then it probably is.......

stupidscammedkinkyguy
 

PoonMaster

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LOL, it is truely amazing what people will write here. Having been to the Porn Conference in LV ( in January )a few times I cannot say I would truly believe this. Props ( what they call the men in the pics) get paid an average $100 per shoot. Many of them to get started get nothing at all. The ladies have to like them, and they have to be able to perform, be >8in and also cum on queue. Most agencies do not ask for guys to come buy, unless they are interested in Gay Porn. That would explain the $800

Good luck in your fantasy.
 

Alexboy

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Your tip might have been when asked to read a script.
 

dirk_dog

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I saw an article a couple of months ago by Dave Cummings that gave a realistic view of how males can try to get into porn and what to expect.

As interchangable as dicks may seem, male talent is harder to find that youd believe. Males do get paid less than women but the $100 is understated.

It also depends what kind of "porn" you are talking about. Big difference between professional and amature. In much amature porn even the chix make very little even for shit like gang bangs, DP, facials and creampies
 

flk

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I've.... lets say.... looked into this sort of thing in the past... the money thats been talked about is from 75-100 an hour... at least for a strait guy... (that was a few years ago... so maybee it's more now?... but you get the point)...

don't know of isma... but anywhere that wants you to pay upfront for something.... would be sending warning flags off for me... they're supposed to pay me.... not me them...

went to one about 2 years ago... can remember the name but won't mention it... (above moxie's downtown... they had a room in the hotel, and interviews in a boardroom)... got an offer... copped out on it.... just... didn't seem.... right.... rather risky...

they wanted me to show up... be filmed watching porn... and get myself hard... had 15 mins.... they'd send it to the companies... and blah blah blah...

something about it... just seemed like I'd be seeing my face on kazza, and amature porn sites... "guy whacks off to porn"... could have made 25 bucks (I think that's what it was) for my time... but.. just seemed... off... so Id idn't go for it...

always wondered if somone else did... and what the result was...
 

the virgin gary

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"LOL, it is truely amazing what people will write here. Having been to the Porn Conference in LV ( in January )a few times I cannot say I would truly believe this. Props ( what they call the men in the pics) get paid an average $100 per shoot. Many of them to get started get nothing at all. The ladies have to like them, and they have to be able to perform, be >8in and also cum on queue. Most agencies do not ask for guys to come buy, unless they are interested in Gay Porn. That would explain the $800"

I had a friend who used to work in the editing department of Extreme Associates out of California. Rob Black (Owner) would in fact pay the guys between 75-100 an hour as stated by FLK to do shit like gang bangs. So yeah I bet you're "truly amazed."

And Scott lay of the Laxitatives man.
 

flk

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nothing like trying to cum on cue with some big hairy cameraman betwen your legs filming your package..... not to mention whoever else is in the 'set' doing whatever...
 

wackyboy

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I "auditioned" at an infamous porno company in Vancouver, for a gang bang movie several years ago. I never got past the "drop your pants and show us what you got" part. It was taped. Who knows what happend to the tape. I went through the experience of getting a full STD test. It was kind of fun, as I had a cute nurse talk about my penis.
 

PoonMaster

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If you want a reality check feel free to go the the LV Porn conference and see what it is all about. Male talent is easier to find than white bread at a SuperStore. If you have something >10in then you may find yourself in a market for your talents. The women usually have to like you as well, unless you re making your own films. That costs at least 5 to 10k
 

dirk_dog

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I dont think thats just the case.

On first thought it may seem so.


Sure most guys might think they want to be in porn but do they have what it takes? Getting hard when your on set in front of all the crew is just the start. Can you stay hard for hours while a scene is shot. Can you stop a shot and then get hard a few minutes later. Can you keep yourself from cumming and then force yourself to come on demand when the director tells you.

Dont you ever wonder why a large proportion of guys in porn are ugly, have average bodies or are old???

Its because reliable talent is hard to find.

Theres a lot of yound good looking guys with muscular bodies and big cocks but the bottom line is they just cant perform.


Its the female talent thats easy to find. Theres no shortage of females - young with hard bodies willing to get stuffed with cocks in every hole - or old and fat - or whatever rocks your boat. Every month theres new movies with new chicks with the same old guys fucking them.




PoonMaster said:
Male talent is easier to find than white bread at a SuperStore.
 

PoonMaster

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LOL, go to the conference , see for yourself. There are 100's of guys who will do it for free just to be with the women. The good porn has both good looking men and women. The mid range has a little of both. The industry is also manged by many good-fellows who also get their friends into the films. Hence the same ugly lame guys on the mid-rtange and low end porn. As always research is important before making generalizations and statements that are not based upon any facts
 
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