PERB In Need of Banner

Island Playmates

sensualsixty

Active member
Nov 26, 2007
440
183
43
Seeking information on them. Alexis and Nicole advertised recently on Nanaimo craiglist. There does seem to be some photos, but they are not identified. There is an older perb thread, but that is not very enlightening. Is there any help out there? Has anyone dealt with them?
 
Last edited:

dollardestroyer

New member
Jul 11, 2008
33
0
0
Alexis and Nicole

Seeking information on them. Alexis and Nicole advertised recently on Nanaimo craiglist. There does seem to be some photos, but they are not identified. There is an older perb thread, but that is not very enlightening. Is there any help out there? Has anyone dealt with them?
Well, what can I say? They were advertising on Craigslist a couple of days ago and the photo there is not of Alexis or Nicole. Alexis describes herself as Marilyn Monroe like. Ok - if you are into overweight then things are cool for you. I had the unfortunate experience of a duo with these two a while back and what a rush job! Paid for an hour and they were in and out in 20 min. Wham bam and not even a thank-you for your business. The massage was pretty much useless. Conversation limited to lots of instructions about no touching below the waist. Warm up was a rushed massage, a HJ and the finish was a CBJ. No consideration about what the client may want. Seems like they have a fixed routine and stick to the script. Neither one of them knows how to give a decent BJ or HJ. Way too rough! Heard the story about the girl that could suck start a harley? Well, these two could suck the pistons right out of the engine block and chew them up. Poor old Willie felt like he had been in a train wreck:(
Cost was 4 browns for a one hour duo - value received - worth one green.
My advice is to stay away - far far away. Save your money and invest in a quality indy or make the trip to Victoria.
That was my experience:( :mad:
 

alongcamejohn

New member
Aug 12, 2005
56
0
0
Alexis

Have to agree with above. Saw Alexis yesterday, she is somewhere between 190-210 pounds (Marilyn Monroe my ass). Massage lame, CBJ felt like a meat grinder, hand job felt like she was trying to rip scotch broom out by the roots.

Over in 20 minutes, and even though I paid for an hour, I would have paid extra to get her out the door. Have to agree with Englebert, up island girls are a twom.
 

cumberland69

Member
May 30, 2007
32
0
6
Nicole

I saw Nicole recently and will confirm the previous reports. She's a pretty girl, but in and out the door as quickly as possible. It was the exact experience as alongcamejohn. It had been over three years since I had tried the CV options and will agree with EH, it won't be happening again.
 

bluedragon

New member
Feb 2, 2007
2
0
1
Exactly the same experience with me-had a 20 min duo and out the door. The absolute worst service I have ever had
 

forwhatyouwill

New member
Apr 15, 2008
25
0
0
thankyou perb you just saved me a lot of trouble. though sure do wish there wass someone worthwhile in the valley for v day.
 
Vancouver Escorts