How can you no bet on Mir to destroy Big Gay Nog?

Big Boring Nog is so slow and retarded, it's a give me bet!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree, but the odds are too high, Id love Mir at -200. Not the -240 he is at. Hell might still even bet, i cant see Mir losing.
Explain how and where you scalp your fights please!
I bet using pinnaclesports, as well as two betting exchanges. Betfair and matchbook. Both have minor differences how they make their money.
Say in football I take team A, at the standard -110
You take team B, at the standard -110.
It would have benefitted us both to just bet each other even money, and avoid the bookie.
The exchange charges comission on matched trades, its way cheaper than sportsbook juice.
Football odds, instead of being -110 for each team (against the point spread) usually end up being like -1.02 for one team +1.01 for the other.
My Machida bet.... Most sites had jones -500 machida +400. Give or take.
I put an offer of Jones at -485. The taker therefore got jones at -485 I conversely get Machida at +485.
Now I am putting out an offer of Machida at +420. If/when some accepts I get jones at -420.
So I get jones at -420 and machida at +485.
I use scalpulator.com to figure out how much I need to maximize the scalp.
Basically I need to put $475 on my jones bet at -420.
Then I win $12 either way