Is it okay to take a dump before or after a session?????

[Boneman]

Hi Eve,

Yes, I was referring to taking a dump at a SP's place during the session.

Let me explain first...this SP I have seen a few times, lets me stay the night. After the one hour of sex is up, she says I can stay around...so I usually watch a movie with her, then fall asleep. Unfortunately, she has a cat so my allergies kick in as the hours go by. That being said, when I woke up she was still sleeping. I didn't want to leave, but felt a big shit coming on. So I decided to take a shit, then shower and jump back into bed with her. When I got into bed with her she was awake, and she asked me if I just went Poo.

I felt like pig, as she had this disgusted look on her face.

I'm not sure why you feel the need to have a survey on this, but if you've been invited back or not by the same SP I think you have your answer. At least as far as she is concerned.

 

[steverino]

Shit happens.

 

[InTheBum]

I've heard of stories from friends that have visited SP's that when they are given sub-par services and attitude the "secret code" is to take a huge stinky dump in their washroom as a true critique of their services. I do believe that if you gotta go then use the toilet then what it's for!

You guys act like you can push out a shit at any time...I guess I have weak bowels...

 

[InTheBum]

Admit it, LAG put you up to this.

Negative Lenny...this happened recently...

 

[agentwhite]

If you really think about it...if you take a huge dump at the SP's place before the session the SP will feel more inclined to give better service in order to get the client out faster. So...taking a dump not only brings forth a BFE for the SP, but also savings for water and a more inspired service.

 

[gerri]

If you got to take a shit before a session, please do... Last thing I want to smell is shit, prairie dogging...lol. Please don't leave a mess for me to cleanup either! Take a shower after, cause you stink!

 

[yazoo]

I can't believe we've got 5 pages of this shit. And it keeps on coming. Time for a codeine folks...

 

[blazejowski]

I can't believe we've got 5 pages of this shit. And it keeps on coming. Time for a codeine folks...

Sounds like we need this instead:

 

[agentwhite]

OK! I think if you're too scared to cancel with an SP that for example is pulling a B&S, it would be wise to take a nice smelly dump. It would give anyone the necessary added courage to smellfully walk out with their pride. Think about it...it's a much more indirect way to save face for both parties that will not only be saving you $120-$200 but also a free relief place for your bowel movement(s).

 

[vancity_cowboy]

...to save face...

pun intended? ound:

 

[cherise]

Sounds like we need this instead:

wow....if only it DID work on verbal diarrhea

 

[blazejowski]

wow....if only it DID work on verbal diarrhea

Then PERB would be a quiet, quiet forum... lol

 

[LADY-VIA]

I think you pay extra for that ound:ound:

YOU DO and I have had many that have asked me for that.... problem is I told them its not really something I can control

as for you inthebum.... yes do it before... and try to keep it out of her place... as its not an unloading zone !!

if you are in dire need and use the sps place for that.. just dont dump before and after the session... thats a bit much..

 

[Unpossible]

Problem solved.

 

[VanessaofBC]

I hate to bump this topic, but I just had a client here that did this. He came in, I offer beverage and facilities. He is in there for a loooong time. I start to wonder, then asks to take a shower.


I went in after and was disgusted...DISGUSTED to see the MESS he left behind.

If you are gonna do it at least make sure there is no evidence of it. I took him back into the bathroom pointed everything out to him, gave him his money back
and he said "What, are you new to this?".

 

[blazejowski]

I hate to bump this topic, but I just had a client here that did this. He came in, I offer beverage and facilities. He is in there for a loooong time. I start to wonder, then asks to take a shower.


I went in after and was disgusted...DISGUSTED to see the MESS he left behind.

If you are gonna do it at least make sure there is no evidence of it. I took him back into the bathroom pointed everything out to him, gave him his money back
and he said "What, are you new to this?".

Ewwwwwwwww.....

 

[way.tomuch]

Some people are born PIG'S.......

 

[uncleg]

 

[InTheBum]

I used to know a SP who could do it on command for her clients. Some guys are into that ...

Let me guess...they are married, have kids, and work as professionals... ound::nod:

 

[InTheBum]

If you got to take a shit before a session, please do... Last thing I want to smell is shit, prairie dogging...lol. Please don't leave a mess for me to cleanup either! Take a shower after, cause you stink!

ound:ound:ound:ound: I don't know why, but I keep picturing some old white guy showing up and being constipated for 5 days!