is dry humping the new dance craze?

[Very Veronica]

I rarely go to clubs anymore as they're so obnoxious but recently danced til the wee hours at Fortune Club in Chinatown. Aside from getting hit on by more 20somethings than i ever did when i was 20, i was bewildered with the inevitable seriously cheeky dance move they all pulled on me..masturbating their crotches against my ass & trying to feel me up. Kinda creepy too cuz it's hard to know if there's a mess in their pants or they're just moist. Ah well, a little safe charity work i spose but my heavens the young ones are very touchy feely crotch-centric these days. Maybe it's cuz i took my top off while i was dancing?

 

[HubbaHubba]

side note.. I can't dance topless, so I have no experience with this, but I'd say any concerns you have about the crotches you mentioned, would be far less worrisome if you kept your clothes on pretty lady

..ain't that the truth

 

[mimi]

Nah, it's not new...we dry humped our way outta the 70s and into the 80s....there was a polite version called "The Bump"

 

[Bare_Facts]

More importantly where are the pics (videos?) of V.V. dancing with her top off?

 

[sales]

Unless they have changed the name, it is refered to as FREAKING.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=freaking

 

[Rod the bod]

Nah, it's not new...we dry humped our way outta the 70s and into the 80s....there was a polite version called "The Bump"

Yeah and the challenge was for the girl to try to get you to cum while you showed her that you had everything she wanted and were in control enough to know how to use it

 

[JFF009]

Yeah and the challenge was for the girl to try to get you to cum while you showed her that you had everything she wanted and were in control enough to know how to use it

Prolly why I never got laid as a kid. I would never pass that test. They figured if I can't last 60 seconds with clothes on what's going to happen when it's real.

 

[mimi]

Hey Alex, good post...I do remember trying to extricate myself from a 'rubber' on a crowded dance floor. I seem to recall that stomping on the arch of the foot was very effective....cruel, but effective.