I almost thought about not writing this, at the end of our session she apologized for a few things and seemed like a sweet girl.
Arrived at the incall in Metrotown. She made me wait a few extra minutes, fine whatever, no biggie. I have a thing for young Asians and she fit the bill. She arrives to let me in and she's definitely heavier than her pictures, but not heavy enough to dissuade me.
We get inside and here's where it went wrong. Attitude off the bat and criticizing every little movement I make. Can't take a joke or ease up. Completely on edge the whole time. I end up taking the wrong towel and she got pissed. It looks like she only has two towels in the suite. She takes the towel and runs out of the room to go wash it, I can hear her audibly and intentionally sigh as loud as she can so I can hear it. Attitude continues, and she gives me all this crap about how hard she has it, how she does escorting for the emotional connections and not exclusively the money.
Finally she gets me a towel and I shower. She's talking to me while I'm trying to shower, repeatedly telling me how I fucked up and all this crap that is making me roll my eyes and ruining the mood completely. I just try to calm her down the whole time and tell her it's okay.
Okay, shower is done. Finally I can get some ass.
NOPE.
She is lingering out of the room and STILL going on about how the mood is ruined and all of her preferences, how guys cant do this and that around her or it ruins the whole thing. Holy shit. She actually makes me sit limp on the bed for a solid 10 minutes while she gains her composure, which was her pacing around her room and taking the occasional vape while droning on about how all of her clients do this, and that, and bla bla bla. Then she reveals how she just straight up dislikes younger white guys (which I am) and I can see that I won't be able to break through this wall despite my best efforts.
The action begins. She doesn't really like some things here and there, but she's very tight, I'll give her that. Vocal with DATY. Doesn't like kissing. Doesn't like that much touching. Refuses to do a no hands blowjob. She said I have a big dick (6") and went 0-100 with lots of moaning and yelling, so that was nice. No cuddling and she made a point to sit as far away as possible from me on the bed after the first shot. When I asked her to come sit next to me she said "Why?"
Anyway, if you're horny late at night like me, just save your money. I will admit she kept going on about how she likes older guys so much more than younger guys, and I am a younger guy, however the stuff I put up with I wouldn't wish on any of you.
Or if you're a brown guy, go see her, since she said she loves brown guys.
250/hour
+50 extras (bbbj, daty)
pics are pretty accurate, add a few pounds
MOD Note: This review has been edited to remove insulting language.