Joe wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she said she already had a boyfriend...
One day he got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you $200 if you let me have sex with you."
The girl said, " NO."
Joe then said: "I'll be fast -- I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
The boyfriend said: "Ask him for the $200, then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepted the proposal. A half an hour went by.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened.
She said: "The bastard used quarters!"
Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting fucked.
One day he got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you $200 if you let me have sex with you."
The girl said, " NO."
Joe then said: "I'll be fast -- I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
The boyfriend said: "Ask him for the $200, then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepted the proposal. A half an hour went by.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened.
She said: "The bastard used quarters!"
Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting fucked.
