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[SexyBoy]

Compared to what, she is a fantastic looking lady. But to each their own.



Your beautiful, good for U! Why this was important to point out? It adds nothing to the review.



Okay....I don't even know what to say in response to this. More info we could have done without.




And this sums it up. Karma, mind blowing lady that is only a 6. For me a 10 all the way across the board. Gabrielle, Chubby, if Paris Hilton was the measuring stick you are using, then your going to have a hard time find something in this town.

Thank god your hansom though. On the outside that is. Human Decency, kindness, respect, appreciation, sincerity, humility and many other virtues are lacking here.

The only reason any of these wonderful ladies are giving U the time of day is because you are paying them. If Winnipeg was so great, then why are U here? FS must not be as easy to get as it is in E-Town.

You publicly praise your self like a god, and run down some fantastic ladies in a rude and very public setting and I doubt you really give a damn about their feelings at all. Yet you expect or enjoy them to praising you when your in the MP.

Your self appreciating attitude may only really be appreciated by yourself. Pretty on outside does not make up for the lack of something better missing on the inside.

Good SP's like Karma and Gabrielle can see this attitude right off the bat and as professionals do their best to accommodate your personality whether they like you or not.

If you want a honest review, turn the mirror around dude. I think that is the review U need to do first. And I apologize. I do not want to hurt your feelings in anyway. This is not a flame. But it had to be said. And this is from someone who does not post much.

I may not be godly, but I strive for Human decency in all situations. The ladies have my respect and absolute appreciation at all times.

But alas, nothing I say here will make a dent in what U believe. One day when the looks are gone, U may have the learn the ladder after all.

Actually if you read I am on Holidays for family/friends. Think for a moment what time of year is it? That is why I am in Edmonton.


"Thank god your hansom though. On the outside that is. Human Decency, kindness, respect, appreciation, sincerity, humility and many other virtues are lacking here. "

Of course I am kind, respectful, appreciative, sincere, and I can even laugh at myself. I think you are assuming way too much. You don't know me! If anything on those attributes I far surpass the average. I am there for a fantasy that many guys want. That you find in porn videos. I don't live my fantasy as reality.

I admit I think Paris Hilton is hot. I am sorry if I have to lower my scale to accommodate your scale. I have given some girls high marks for looks in Edmonton though.

I pointed out that I was handsome because girls normally see this is a plus as physical attraction goes both ways. Even more important they want a guy that has good hygiene. Obviously emotional attraction is something you cannot really get in a hour from someone, let alone 30 mins because she was late. I mean really think about this for a second. I don't pretend to be fake I don't know this girl at all. If you are a repeat customer which from your defense then I could see a emotional attraction.

I think many other pooners on here like to direct and this info lets them know it isn't going to happen too good with her. I doubt this was too much info for them to know. In fact I think this is exactly what they needed to know.

I admit that this is not a relationship and it is some form of entertainment for me. I don't think that anyone that serves you really likes you or your jokes on average either.

There are a lot of girls that enjoy the way I go about things. I have obviously posted reviews about them. I have actually dated at least 3 service providers in my life. One of them hated the way guys treated her always like a princess and they would be worried about breaking her. At 50th street they even have a bondage room. Kendra even has bondage pictures of herself. I am not saying I am into bondage I am just pointing out that not everyone is like you. I first started pooning at Aristocrat 12 years ago. It was Holly and Raven that got me to try new things and not be so boring.

I have had a blast with

Erica and Kendra from 50th street. I have also had a blast with Crissy at passions. She told me at the start I am not here to be your girlfriend I don't provide the girlfriend experiance some would like. I am here to fuck! I do admit that we talked for about 40 mins after our session and we got along great. I have also seen one other girl at Shiatsu On 50th that I have really liked.

Not everyone is like you. I think more girls like bad boys myself. After all Billy Bob Thornton didn't get Angelina Jolie because he was attractive and it wasn't because he was a momma's boy either.

Let those who are like me have our reviews and stop assuming you know me.

 

[wolverine]

I didn't expect a guy who dubs himself "SexyBoy" to be so vain! What was I thinking?

 

[trintrin]

I didn't expect a guy who dubs himself "SexyBoy" to be so vain! What was I thinking?

Of course I am kind, respectful, appreciative, sincere, and I can even laugh at myself. If anything on those attributes I far surpass the average. .

modest too!! how perfeck can a sexyboy be??

yo' sixyboy, How bout some reality about SPs and gitting a good session?

I would suggest a good SP can provide an acceptable session for sure.

But to suggest that who and what the guy brings to the table doesn't affect things is wrong. whether you are attractive or not being clean and having good hygine is important, bad breath doesn't get a guy anywhere, being polite and respectful also matter.

I would suggest that there are clients out there that have no clue about the appropriate way to be with a woman.

some guys want servants for their hour (towel, shower, drink etc), other guys want some sort of even footing.

I realize there is a huge aspect of "professional pride" in this business, but you can't buy chemistry, .

 

[*SunShine*]

. sorry.. but I have to say!!

Yes... SEXYBOY YOu're right..I did put on a few pounds over the last few months.. its true.....

BUT!!!! I'm one hot babe!!! & you my friend are missing out ..cause I'm whippin back into bad ass shapE! again...... and my skin glows.. oh.. my kitty purrrrrrrss too...... Yeah I'm most definetly sure you have some sort of mental problem.. From our session were your tastes & idea of kinky talk lame.((.too me that is....!!..))... but you could'nt seem to see the beauty that bent over for you............ Again..lol... my side*** and it is one big backside mind...lol

My opinion.....Karma Kisses..

 

[trintrin]

sunshine's review on sexyboy??

Yes... SEXYBOY YOu're right..I did put on a few pounds over the last few months.. its true.....

BUT!!!! I'm one hot babe!!! & you my friend are missing out ..cause I'm whippin back into bad ass shapE! again...... and my skin glows.. oh.. my kitty purrrrrrrss too...... Yeah I'm most definetly sure you have some sort of mental problem.. Not only from our session were your tastes & idea of kinky talk lame.. but you could'nt seem to see the beauty that bent over for you............

My opinion.....Karma Kisses..

so, Sunshine, if you had to do a riveiw on sexyboy, is this how your review would go?? Mental problem?? Lame tastes and lame kinky talk ?? lol.. if the SPs had their own reveiw section, i'd luv to read tose riviews!!

 

[*SunShine*]

...lol....

ohhh...sorry was it not witty enough for you.. or to short to not take up enough of your time.... ??.... xo

Karma Kisses.....xo*~~

 

[Dark_Knight]

I think sexy boy is missing out as Karma has to be one of the best out there. Personally, I think she looks great. She has a nice hard body from lots of exercising. She is also one of the most personable girls in the business. IMHO anyone that doesn't think she is great is either gay or not worth knowing.

 

[Rocksolid]

Self-centred morons like SexyBoy don't even deserve to be in the same room as Sunshine (Karma), much less the same planet.

Sunshine's one of the most beautiful women we pooners will ever have the good fortune to spend time with.

 

[ace85]

The thunderous hooves of the white knights riding to the rescue.

FYI as you can see Karma does not need nor care about her clients defending her. She can definitely take care of herself.

 

[wannabe]

Words for all to live by...even the poster.....

The thunderous hooves of the white knights riding to the rescue.

FYI as you can see Karma does not need nor care about her clients defending her. She can definitely take care of herself.

Upset 'cause your horse didn't get you here first?

Sorry, guess I'm just looking to be bitch slapped a little more.


Oh and thanks for the FYI...... always good to hear your .02

 

[Mick Shagher]

Hundreds Of Happy Customers Can't Be Wrong.

oh.. my kitty purrrrrrrss too...... .

I'll second that.

My biggest fear is that one day while I'm down there making her kitty purrrrrrr, Karma will crush my head with her toned muscular legs during the big O. LOL.

 

[Mick Shagher]

Yeah I'm most definetly sure you have some sort of mental problem.. From our session were your tastes & idea of kinky talk lame.((.too me that is....!!..))....

Somebody just got bitch slapped. ZING!!!!

 

[SexyBoy]

Somebody just got bitch slapped. ZING!!!!

I guess the millions of people that watch porn and like it have the same mental problem. I admit I like to call a girl a slut etc when I give it to her. Guys who like to cum on a girls face also must have a mental problem to want to do that too a girl. Then again Paris Hiltons ex even showed us a tape of them both and he didn't seem to be too kind to her. Rocco from http://www.roccosiffredi.com must have mental problems. Too bad when he was new he got paid two times what any girl has (now he just owns the company). He has been featured in so many movies even in Andrew Blake movies. Then again I don't know a porn star that doesn't act this way once in awhile. All these guys with mental problems.

Personally it is just fantasy. Some girls like it some girls don't. I can tell that a person is emotional and just wanting revenge. When you have a lot of sex you get bored and you want to try something new. I am a caring and giving man and like most men I like what I see in porn and want to act it out once in awhile.

I already had you Karma and I didn't give you the points you wanted in looks I was trying to be nice but when it came down to it I decided to be honest. It is good that you are going to get back into shape I am happy for that. Maybe some honesty helped. To be even more honest I really do not want to see you again anyways look at your review for reasons why. Once again just trying to be nice. I could go into more detail if needed also.

I don't see any complaints about my good reviews.

My biggest guess is that you cannot make a bad review on the Edmonton section without getting slammed!

 

[SexyBoy]

August from Shiatsu On 50th is a gem!

She really is a slim, busty 20 year old with captivating brown eyes. Long dark hair. 5'6", Outgoing and very enticing. Her breasts are D and all natural the nicest pair I have ever seen.

For the record I have seen this girl about three times now, in the last few days. She has a great personality and loves sex. Price is only two browns but for her service I paid more. She plays safe but she plays oh boy does she play! She doesn't get tired on any service she does she just keeps going and going. She is more submissive by nature and this is obviously what I like. When you take control she gets very wet and lubricant is no longer needed.

I have read some complaints about her not looking into your eyes. She does but not when things get heated up.

L:9 Slim, busty, natural, and a very sexy face
A:9 She is not for you if you want the girl to be in charge.
S:9 or 10 if you also like to play safe.

This girl doesn't belong at that mp. She probably belongs at 50th street.

I would repeat!

 

[Mick Shagher]

My biggest guess is that you cannot make a bad review on the Edmonton section without getting slammed!

I would not say that is necesarily true. As long as the review is truthfull in it's contents and not spitefull. Reviews are what this board is all about. If only good reviews were allowed then we might as well turn this into an advertising board.

Personally though, I think there is a lot of BS made up in some reviews, when it is obvious that the client did not get what he wanted. The way I see it, there is usually three sides to the story. The clients, the SPs and the actual truth.

Anybody who has been on this board for some time can plainly see that not all the girls in this buisness are not for everyone. You had a bad session with Gabby whereas it seems the majority love her service. You had a wonderfull session with August wereas others have not. I've also been in the same boat where some SPs get rave reviews and are much adored, and yet I leave my session with them scratching my head and wondering what all the fuss was about. To each their own.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What turns me on is not necessarily the cup of tea for another and vice versa. Case in point is your 6.5 for looks on Karma. In her early days I couldn't get enough of her. A 9 in my books & probably a 10 when she gets her new puppies.
I also have to disagree with your rating on Kaitlyn @ Passions. She may be renowed for her sometimes crappy service, but in the looks department there are not many in this buisness as striking as her.
I do have to agree on your assesment of Crissy, although restrictions abound with her.

 

[SexyBoy]

I would not say that is necesarily true. As long as the review is truthfull in it's contents and not spitefull. Reviews are what this board is all about. If only good reviews were allowed then we might as well turn this into an advertising board.

Personally though, I think there is a lot of BS made up in some reviews, when it is obvious that the client did not get what he wanted. The way I see it, there is usually three sides to the story. The clients, the SPs and the actual truth.

Anybody who has been on this board for some time can plainly see that not all the girls in this buisness are not for everyone. You had a bad session with Gabby whereas it seems the majority love her service. You had a wonderfull session with Avery wereas others have not. I've also been in the same boat where some SPs get rave reviews and are much adored, and yet I leave my session with them scratching my head and wondering what all the fuss was about. To each their own.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What turns me on is not necessarily the cup of tea for another and vice versa. Case in point is your 6.5 for looks on Karma. In her early days I couldn't get enough of her. A 9 in my books & probably a 10 when she gets her new puppies.
I also have to disagree with your rating on Kaitlyn @ Passions. She may be renowed for her sometimes crappy service, but in the looks department there are not many in this buisness as striking as her.
I do have to agree on your assesment of Crissy, although restrictions abound with her.

Thank you sir and I totally agree. Except I never reviewed a Avery....

 

[SexyBoy]

I do have to mention I have never seen so many girls that are working during the xmas holidays, as they are this year and in Edmonton.

I mean some parlours are even open on Chirstmas.

 

[Mick Shagher]

Except I never reviewed a Avery....

Sorry I meant to say August. Avery is the other suppossed hottie over at Shiatsu.

 

[SexyBoy]

One of the review categories is looks. That in itself is vain! Everyone here seems to use that system. This is a review board about escorts. If 5 is average 6.5 is above average. If I wanted to not be honest and really wanted to hurt her I could have said -10 or something.

For those who are not vain that category doesn't even need to be looked at so no worries there! For those that want to use it they can. It helps us figure out where we spend our money.

Besides that everyone has a lot of different tastes of what they like. Which can be a good thing because there are so many different escorts out there.

No one ever said that prostitution was a kind area of work.

Everyone that is in the service or entertainment business has to put up with personalities that they do not like. Models get trashed talked 100 times worse then a escort. So do movie stars. Just look at American idol. Simon is a jerk but he is an honest jerk. Some people listen to that and dig down deep and improve.

Bad Boys can be the most emotional ones of all and a large majority do keep their ladies in the long run. This is another reason I don't get too personal with a girl. That is a reason why a lot of escorts don't get too personal with a guy.

I have never cheated on a girlfriend with anyone not even an escort.

The bottom line is her sales going to go down? I doubt it. Is she so torn up that not everyone thinks she is hot? I hope not that would be vain in itself.

Is it better for a teacher to give a higher mark then one should have gotten absolutly. Should appearance be any differant then intellegence?

I know I am going to get old and not so attractive. I honestly don't care about that so much. The most important part of life to me is friends and family.

I don't take someone's money for my Looks Attitude or Service. You can review me all you want. If you are going to take the money for that service you are going to get rated for it. If it is too hard for you then you are in the wrong line of work. If you are mad at the person that didn't like you after he paid for it and he tells others then ya go get that jerk!

This is just too much for a damn escort review board honestly!

 

[D.W.B]

Getting ripped apart for posting a negative review (even if its honest)on perb is nothing new.

I have to agree with sexy boy in regards to why some of us visit sp's.

Not all of us want to have a pretend girlfriend,some do and thats ok.

I dont mind some casual chat or humour during a visit but the bottom line reason i go to a sp is for sex.

If i wanted an emotional attachment and all of the bullshit that goes with it i would get a girlfriend.

Im out for the fantasy and sexual adventure and im happy to pay for whatever services i receive.

You cant buy love or respect but you can but a great or not so great piece of ass.

All sexyboy did was post a review and if it happened to be about someones pretend girlfriend tough shit.

I dont see anyplace in the rules that said all reviews need to be positive.