I'm So Mad!

[ScottyTwoHotty]

I went to Wal-Mart the other day and bought Axe Deodorant Spray. Three different scents. NOT ONE of them has had the honey's climbing all over me like on the commercial. Bee's love me though.
I'm going to have to write Unilever Canada and complain. I want my money back! 32 bee stings later and a dog tried to screw my leg at the park, is all this cowboy got from Axe Deodorant Spray.
I knew it was a scam! They were paid actors on the commercial.

 

[funnguy694u]

Geeez Scotty !!!!!!!!!!! You must be putting it on the wrong parts of your body.... Every time i put on the axe,women flock too meee...( and no dogs humping my legs either )...lol

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Geeez Scotty !!!!!!!!!!! You must be putting it on the wrong parts of your body.... Every time i put on the axe,women flock too meee...( and no dogs humping my legs either )...lol

I sprayed it everywhere... It was aweful. It was a big dog too... I left the park feeling violated and upset with my purchase of Axe.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Scotty;

What you need to do is put a potato in the front of your bathing suit (not the back), and the chicks will be all over you!!

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Scotty;

What you need to do is put a potato in the front of your bathing suit (not the back), and the chicks will be all over you!!

Can it be a baked potato? I like that warm fuzzy feeling. I could pick up gals by offering to let them play with my Mr. Potato Head.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

My experience tells me a tuber or fingerling is much more appealing to the ladies.

 

[schizo_man]

well, they may be satisfied with your tuber, but what I hear they really want is a big old Idaho red.