Im retiring from pooning

[Maury Beniowski]

It's amazing how the pirate could make such an off hand FUNNY POST,,,,and how easy it can get turned around into this.

Good one Maury

I thought it was funny when I wrote it; in fact I laughed as I was typing it. I guess it just wasn't PC enough for the Boys Room... It's still funny though (picture it)... Oh well, too many pussies in here!

 

[lenny]

I was wondering where you went. don't worry there's plenty of us out here to take up the slack, I won't have any problem devouring your share of the poon! As far as fucking my wife when she is asleep, the only problem I have with it is, it can be kind of hard to come, when I have to listen to all that snoring! Oh well better get some earplugs, Ha Ha!

A clothespin &/or ducktape should do the trick...

;

 

[Maury Beniowski]

Hey, I once woke out of a wet dream only to find my wife blowing me without my consent. Imagine how raped I felt. I just shrugged my disapproval, rolled over and went back to sleep. Some people...

 

[ace85]

Was your wife hot, because that is a good story.

Actually I am reading this, shocked at some pooners descriptions of "retirement" or attempted "retirement".

I would suggest that a good portion of the pooners are quite simply addicted to sex, and pooning.

There best bet would be detox or AA meetings.

Now does that make the SPs evil dealers taking advantage of the helpless pooners. Somewhat sure, but sex is good exercise, and as long as you play safe you should be OK.

Well except for the pooners that can't afford it and are ruining their lives becasue of the finacial hole they are digging by dropping 1 k a month that they cant afford. I guess that is really where this addiction is the most punishing.

 

[lenny]

Hey, I once woke out of a wet dream only to find my wife blowing me without my consent. Imagine how raped I felt. I just shrugged my disapproval, rolled over and went back to sleep. Some people...

Poor baby! I feel soooo sorry for you...

;

 

[lenny]

I would suggest that a good portion of the pooners are quite simply addicted to sex, and pooning.

I would suggest that we are all addicted to the drugging effects
of indwelling testosterone on our brain and body.

Besides that, to make matters worse, we are beseiged by the
media & in our daily lives with females clad in a seductive
manner {compare female dress in the Middle East} to sell sex.

 

[lenny]

Well except for the pooners that can't afford it and are ruining their lives becasue of the finacial hole they are digging by dropping 1 k a month that they cant afford. I guess that is really where this addiction is the most punishing.

I have never heard of anyone like that as far as pooning goes,
but it is quite common with alcohol, drugs, & gambling.

 

[Hardatwork]

I guess there are different degrees of rape in my mind or maybe Im wrong and I was just ripped off...I dont know...all I know is I was very upset and felt used and felt something was taken from me. But maybe that is the wrong word

The word I would use is fraud, which is also despicable, however I understand your use of the word rape.

From Webster's dictionary...

1 a : DECEIT, TRICKERY; specifically : intentional perversion of truth in order to induce another to part with something of value or to surrender a legal right b : an act of deceiving or misrepresenting : TRICK

 

[Kev]

As I recall it wasn't a so-so review, you stated you had a great session with me and gave me 8's or 9's on service and attitude....it was the 6.9/10 on looks that had me miffed.

No had feelings though, I know all scales are relative.

Have a happy retirement and I wish you all the best LAG (glad to see you won't be leaving the board too!)

6.9 for Ingrid for looks?

LAS on your retirement you might want to look into laser eye surgery because your vision isn't cuttin' it. Different strokes??

Anyways i do concur with your sentiments. I found myself thinking the same thing over a year ago. A year later i'm thinking everything associated with pooning is boring. A better statement would be there has to be something better than this. Thats what i have been working on lately. More so these last few months. Best Wishes LAS.

Your Friend --- Kev

 

[LittleAsianGuy]

I shoulda rated u higher Ingrid. Ur too beautiful and shoulda received higher than 6.9 or whatever i gave u that day. That session stuck out and was one of the best sessions i've had.