Im retiring from pooning

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georgebushmoron said:
Exciting or fulfilling?

At best, an SP has provided me with excitement. One SP I actually got to know very well, and she became more than an SP. That relationship was and is still fulfilling. And now it doesn't cost me anymore, which is why I reasoned that pooning is largely a waste of time and money.
You are lucky.

But a "relationship" would likely drive me crazy, at least a FT one.

I like being alone 90% + hrs/day.

So pooning is the way to go.
 

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katemassage said:
so you essentially raped your wife in her sleep? that's disgusting, no matter what way you look at it.
The bitch fell asleep rather than screw her husband, which is her matrimonial duty...I mean what's a little ass rape on the side to compensate....sheesh :rolleyes:

(Btw, if a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?.... so if she's asleep and doesn't know it....)
 

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And some feel theres only fightning and bickering on PERB. With all this compassion i'm getting a warm glow inside.


hornydude said:
The bitch fell asleep rather than screw her husband, which is her matrimonial duty...I mean what's a little ass rape on the side to compensate....sheesh :rolleyes:

(Btw, if a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?.... so if she's asleep and doesn't know it....)
hornydude your intent with this post maybe to have fun but, you're over the line. Its not tongue and cheek, or humourous. Its just plain dumb. What are you thinking?
 

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hornydude said:
The bitch fell asleep rather than screw her husband, which is her matrimonial duty...I mean what's a little ass rape on the side to compensate....sheesh :rolleyes:

(Btw, if a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?.... so if she's asleep and doesn't know it....)
Ya know, I've been told that I'm a pretty insensitive guy. Downright macho male chauvanist too. I've been told that I never listen. I've been accused of being a total jerk. I've been told that all I can think of is myself. I've been screamed at for not being able to sympathize with their problems. I've been scolded for not caring. I've been criticized for being cold and unfeeling. All this from several girls. I've even had a couple of females tell me straight to my face how much they wish they never met me. I came within 2 inches of beating the crap out of a girl only to realise that even if the entire thing were her fault, I should never come down to doing that.

But rape is never ever funny, not even to a macho jerk like me.
 
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I don't for a second think she was asleep,so it would not be rape in that case. she just ignore him and gets it over with. Reminds me of the sp who being told she had a conterfit bill said '' I've been raped
 

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LittleAsianGuy said:
I know some of u will think who bleepin cares if ur retiring. I've been coming too this forum for a few years now. Im retiring not because it's financial or that i found someone. It's because im getting extremely bored of this hobby. It's exciting the first few times but after 50+ sp it gets bloody boring. Had a session last week and almost fell asleep. Wont retire from the message board. Only regret I have is giving Ingrid a so so review. Maybe I shoulda worded it diff because I thought she's one of the best SPs and human beings ever.

I hear yah, I think for me it is mostly about the anticipation/obsession, then about the prolonged ecstasy, then when it's done, all about the remorse I feel cause I've done it once again while at the same time thinking about my s.o. Thing is, the remorse stays with me far longer than the ecstacy. :( :(
 
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I dont feel the remorse after im finished the session. It's just that during the session i dont find it exciting no more. Not sure that feeling will change. I've met some of the most wonderful females over the past few years. I have no regrets just need too do something diff.
 

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Annalise Lane said:
I dont understand ? sex is sex is it not ? how can you fall asleep during sex ? Sorry if this sounds odd to ask, but I really would like an honest answer. :eek:
boring is boring, I fall to sleep during sex with my wife.
 

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Some women are just plain boring when it comes to sex.

All you have to do is check the boredom meter; it's called a "penis".

That's why Perb exists...
 

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georgebushmoron said:
At best, an SP can provide me with excitement. However, one SP I actually got to know very well, and she became more than an SP. That relationship was and is still fulfilling. And now it doesn't cost me anymore, which is why I reasoned that pooning is largely a waste of time and money.
So, Dubya, does tis mean that you don't poon any more?
 

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My take is that rape is when its done against their will and wishes,if the person didn't know it was counterfit would you still call it rape.
 

t1163

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Alexis!!!

Don't even compare that to rape! It's not the same thing and you know that!
 

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t1163 said:
Don't even compare that to rape! It's not the same thing and you know that!
thats called getting FUCKED, it happen's to any bussiness person down the line
 

t1163

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Wtf

Why have multiple threads (including mine) gone missing following (responding to or critisizing) Alexis' comments??
 

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mick_eight said:
My take is that rape is when its done against their will and wishes,if the person didn't know it was counterfit would you still call it rape.

yes, rape is a terrible and disgusting thing but, i have to agree with mick_8 here.

just because a SP got duped does not suddenly mean that she is now not ok with consenting to the pervious sex act.

to any of the guys who rip off SPs or SWs. that is just pathetic. really.
 

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I actually had to go back and read the topic of this thread. Here I'm reading all these opinions on what does and doesn't constitute rape.
C'mon peeps....how bout we stay the fuck on topic. This rape issue could have a thread all its own. Hmmmm.... :rolleyes:
 

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georgebushmoron said:
Ya know, I've been told that I'm a pretty insensitive guy. Downright macho male chauvanist too. I've been told that I never listen. I've been accused of being a total jerk. I've been told that all I can think of is myself. I've been screamed at for not being able to sympathize with their problems. I've been scolded for not caring. I've been criticized for being cold and unfeeling. All this from several girls. I've even had a couple of females tell me straight to my face how much they wish they never met me. I came within 2 inches of beating the crap out of a girl only to realise that even if the entire thing were her fault, I should never come down to doing that.

But rape is never ever funny, not even to a macho jerk like me.
Chew out Maury...he's the one that done the deed...

So I guess Abu Ghraib wasn't funny either? So many let downs for me all of a sudden...
 

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hornydude said:
So I guess Abu Ghraib wasn't funny either? So many let downs for me all of a sudden...
Oh no you got me wrong on that one. I was laughing laughing laughing because of my immunity immunity immunity from prosecution on torture! NO JURISDICTION, SUCKAH! I can torture at will! I mean, how many people in the civilized western world can pull that off?? I'm freakin untouchable!!!!!!!!
 
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