I know some of u will think who bleepin cares if ur retiring. I've been coming too this forum for a few years now. Im retiring not because it's financial or that i found someone. It's because im getting extremely bored of this hobby. It's exciting the first few times but after 50+ sp it gets bloody boring. Had a session last week and almost fell asleep. Wont retire from the message board. Only regret I have is giving Ingrid a so so review. Maybe I shoulda worded it diff because I thought she's one of the best SPs and human beings ever.
Im retiring from pooning
- Thread starter LittleAsianGuy
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Didnt fall asleep during sex but just felt like sleeping throughout the session. Just felt extremely bored of pooning.
I admit sex is usually boring unless there's a connection. That's why I hardly ever poon anymore. Worse, why bother paying around $200 at a MP just to be bored? Or for anyone crazy enough to risk their health with a SW? Even when I used to get the best bbbj's in the whole world, which included deep-throat, CIM, tongue-twirling, for like 2 hours at a time from my SO, it got boring after awhile when our relationship was falling apart.
When I was in my teens, sex was fun for the purely physical aspect of it. But now that I am a lot more sophisticated and mature, sex is not fulfilling unless you feel connected to that person. Pooning is only OK as a temporary measure of relief until you find a real connection again.
When I was in my teens, sex was fun for the purely physical aspect of it. But now that I am a lot more sophisticated and mature, sex is not fulfilling unless you feel connected to that person. Pooning is only OK as a temporary measure of relief until you find a real connection again.
I was married to a woman for twenty odd years. She was asleep, dead to the world for about half the times we had sex (or should I say, I had sex). I had to invent new fantasies to make up for her absence. Often she woke up with a sore anus, but I always cleaned up after me, so her sphincter discomfort was the only trace...Annalise Lane said:
So yes, it happens...
As for leaving the hobby, I pooned for seven years, spending thousands, and again yes, it got way too boring - not unlike sex with the uninterested wife. Finally left her... Things are much better now!
so you essentially raped your wife in her sleep? that's disgusting, no matter what way you look at it.Maury Beniowski said:
katemassage said:
Pretty sure you missed the humor in that one..
I lmao, been married know exactly how you felt
Cargo
Asian dude all I can say do what's best for you. I'm in the same situation I will be retiring by the end of the year and be done writing on this board after July 15 I need to get on with my life. I will only be seeing one mp a month. They're only two mp's I will see from now on.
Especially, since the summer has really started. All I see are these fortunate guys holding hands with these beautiful defined women. I'll see women in these guy's new ford or dodge 2005 pickup trucks and man it get's me going. It' been awhile since I made out with a chick just making out. Frick I want to do those things. Also, I'd like to go rollerbladding to the beach.....
Especially, since the summer has really started. All I see are these fortunate guys holding hands with these beautiful defined women. I'll see women in these guy's new ford or dodge 2005 pickup trucks and man it get's me going. It' been awhile since I made out with a chick just making out. Frick I want to do those things. Also, I'd like to go rollerbladding to the beach.....
Oh, I wasn't finished with her yet. I later divorced and got half of everything she had.katemassage said:
Some stories do have a fine ending!
you're damn right i "missed" the humour. i don't know what's so funny about a woman being taken advantage of in her sleep. there's a reason she wouldn't f*ck him...let's not forget that, shall we?CARGO1 said:Pretty sure you missed the humor in that one..
I think I will just forget this thread. I do not condone rape or spousal abuse in any way, form or fashion. I read M/B post differently they you did and thats okay.People can interpret things how they chose. I apologize for offending you with my comments and will remove them if you request it as such.katemassage said:
Cargo
Hey Kate, did you come here to be entertained or to seek the truth?katemassage said:
Kate, Kate is that you? Hey guys, meet my ex-wife. Honey, these are my friends... We hang out here now and again. By the way, where's that alimony cheque I'm supposed to get on the first of every month?
I've retired several times & keep going back. One time i retired
for almost a month, other times for a week or so. Retirement
never happened due to boredom but due to all the shit
involved with SW's.
It's the need to be with a real flesh & blood woman, to feel,
hold, kiss, & sleep with. Porn sex/masturbation isn't always
sufficient, though far easier on the pocket book.
Sex, like food, is a need like a drug that has to be satisfied.
The drug {testosterone} drives guys to it like heroin calls
the junkie. All the sex advertising & the way women dress,
etc, just fuels it even more. There is no escape.
for almost a month, other times for a week or so. Retirement
never happened due to boredom but due to all the shit
involved with SW's.
It's the need to be with a real flesh & blood woman, to feel,
hold, kiss, & sleep with. Porn sex/masturbation isn't always
sufficient, though far easier on the pocket book.
Sex, like food, is a need like a drug that has to be satisfied.
The drug {testosterone} drives guys to it like heroin calls
the junkie. All the sex advertising & the way women dress,
etc, just fuels it even more. There is no escape.
Just someone new, such a hard drive to resist... all the time variety, move on to the next, can't keep count... if it's a repeat, probably not more than two/three times total... in high gear, looks don't matter, only pounding away between them legs... that's how the SWs get by, from someone willing to f**k a post... MPs or SPs when it is not so urgent and want the full meal-deal... SO? nope, not after three strikes already, can't afford another, learned that one finally, pooning is cheaper
I agree that too much pooning can get boring if it becomes more of a routine than a once-in-a-while treat. That's why I'm still in a semi-retired state - I'm still doing it, but not on any regular must-do schedule.
And yes, this post likely going to appear in the Edmonton Journal next time they decide to do a scandalous expose on the pay-for-play industry that none of their readers give a shit about (didn't see any letters expressing outrage against pooners on the internet), so enjoy reading this thread Ms. Crime Reporter!!
And yes, this post likely going to appear in the Edmonton Journal next time they decide to do a scandalous expose on the pay-for-play industry that none of their readers give a shit about (didn't see any letters expressing outrage against pooners on the internet), so enjoy reading this thread Ms. Crime Reporter!!
For some reason, the word "hottie" does not come to mind when I try to visualize a woman who would not wake up while being anally raped...Maury Beniowski said:
Sounds like some SW's. Esp. those who do both.Maury Beniowski said:
That way you can concentrate w/o being dis-
tracted by their filthy mouth.
I am sorry to hear that you find the hobby boring.., maybe you need to find something more exciting than this hobby..., you don't need to regret/feel sorry for the review you have written, you only wrote what you felt the session had gone between you and Ingrid; best SP and best human beings are two totally different subjects.LittleAsianGuy said:
Best of luck in whatever you are searching for as your future hobby...
Exciting or fulfilling?hugedman said:
Exciting things will get boring if repeated enough times.
Fulfilling things satisfy a deep longing that is unique to every individual, so would not likely bore ever.
At best, an SP can provide me with excitement. However, one SP I actually got to know very well, and she became more than an SP. That relationship was and is still fulfilling. And now it doesn't cost me anymore, which is why I reasoned that pooning is largely a waste of time and money.
