I'm In Hell

FuZzYknUckLeS

Monkey Abuser
May 11, 2005
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Imagine that you meet a girl. You date her for a while. She's nothing any more special than anyone else you've ever dated. She's interesting, somewhat world-traveled. You find her attractive. But she seems a little goody-goody. Calls the family all the time. Never swears. Hates it when others do. Never so much as raises her voice. Always smiling, like nothing ever bothers her. Dresses rather conservatively. She comes across as having led a somewhat sheltered life, in fact. There is this subtle innocence about her...
...but there's something about those eyes...
Time goes by, the dating thing is great. Always. She dotes on you hand and foot, with that smile on her face. Here you are, 3 years later, and it's been 3 years since you've done any sort of housework. Or cooked for yourself. Or ironed. Not that you haven't offered. She just insists on doing it. She still mixes you drinks all the time and brings them to you. And here you are, 3 years later, and the sex is still as hot as it was the first week ya met her. Even more so, in fact. You think you're dreaming. This shit doesn't happen! Any woman before her had become either boring or a bitch by the time 6 months went by...
...so you marry her...
You've now been married 5 years. Nothing has changed.Things are still going great. The sex, however, has transcended to a whole new level. She tells you, shortly after you're married, that she wants to try everything sexual in her life at least once, so she doesn't have any regrets when she's old. And she wants to do it all with you, the man she married. And you still, after all this time, thing she's the hottest thing you've ever laid eyes on...
...so you do...
You name it, you do it with her. Toys, bondage, domination, masturbation, anal, watersports, roleplay, gender-bending, public, [insert act here]. You skip scat. Mutually. Every single idea, is hers. She suggests it all. You're having the time of your life!...Then she wants pussy. She talks you into hiring a girl so she can have a girl-on-girl while ya watch...
...so you do...
But when the moment comes, she insists on you joining in, and a great 3-way ensues. You're thinkin', when is this going to let up? She's fucking insatiable. But hey. You think you've pretty much done it all by now. You've done more than you'd ever imagined you'd do in your lifetime. In fact, you really can't think of anything that you haven't covered by now...
Then shortly after the 3-way, she says she wants you to get her a dildo. You tell her that she already has a drawer full of the things. She wants a special kind though. She wants a strap-on. And you can't say no to those eyes. And she even says please...
...so you do...
Just as you're browsing thru some ads, looking for the next 3-way, for a cute SP that matches her taste in women (yes, she's described her dream-girl to you in painful detail), that she can do with her new toy, she lays it on you. She doesn't want a 3-way with another girl. She's done that already. The strap-on is meant for you. And she does want a 3-way. She wants a 3-way with a she-male. And she wants to bring her strap-on...

...

...

...?!!!!!!!!! :confused: !!!!!!!!!?
 

aznboi9

Don't mind me...
May 3, 2005
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Shit, I have no idea what to say to that. :confused:
 

stryker

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FuZzYknUckLeS said:
...so you do...
Just as you're browsing thru some ads, looking for the next 3-way, for a cute SP that matches her taste in women (yes, she's described her dream-girl to you in painful detail), that she can do with her new toy, she lays it on you. She doesn't want a 3-way with another girl. She's done that already. The strap-on is meant for you. And she does want a 3-way. She wants a 3-way with a she-male. And she wants to bring her strap-on...

...

...

...?!!!!!!!!! :confused: !!!!!!!!!?

Time for ya to bend over FuZzY:eek: :D
 

Randy Whorewald

Orgasm donor
Sep 20, 2005
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Take it like a man Fuzzy!!!
 

gravitas

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Feb 7, 2006
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I'm confused.....

Why does the wife want a strap on for the she-male......wouldn't fuzzy be better off if the gender bender just cornholed him with his/her original (albeit abnormal) equipment?
 

Quarter Mile'r

Injected and Blown
May 17, 2005
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Holy crap Fuzzy, now you've done it!!..........what I mean is I can't
wait to see Gravitas repsonse ! :D

Let's see, you've entertained her whim to this point, taking her outta her
shell so to speak and she is more than you expected.

Hmmmm........you better not let VV get a hold of her.
Or should that be the other way round.:D


.............QM'r
 

Quarter Mile'r

Injected and Blown
May 17, 2005
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gravitas said:
I'm confused.....

Why does the wife want a strap on for the she-male......wouldn't fuzzy be better off if the gender bender just cornholed him with his/her original (albeit abnormal) equipment?
Looks like I was a little late! :D


...........QM'r
 

funnguy694u

DieHardWhilePooning
Mar 9, 2006
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Just close your eyes and say,( I WANT TO GO HOME !!! ) 3 times...
And if that doesn't work,well hmmmm,sht,ahhhh,well i think your screwed then.....lol
 

no3

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Dec 8, 2003
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Ok..you've got three players with three holes that apparently need filling and three rods to fill em with. Sounds like a game where if y'all make a circle no one gets left out.
 

m@xx

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gravitas said:
I think I've figured it out. Maybe the strap-on is for Mrs. Fuzzy so she and the she-male can take turns fucking Fuzzy's bung.
well, it's not that bad if it's fuzzy greeking wife greeking shemale... marginally acceptable if it's fuzzy greeking shemale greeking wife, but sorta creepy if it's wife greeks shemale who greeks fuzzy/shemale greeks wife who greeks fuzzy... :p

feel sorry for ya bro!:eek:
 

georgebushmoron

jus call me MR. President
Mar 25, 2003
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Hey Fuzzy,

if this is for real, here's exactly what I'd do:

I'd say yes to her and let her arrange everything. About an hour before the session, secretly go eat a huge amount of food so that you are incredibly uncomfortable. Drink some beer too (but not so much that you reek of it).

Then show up. Naturally, being the homo-phobe that I am, I would have absolutely no way I could have a hard-on with that TS thing present even if my girl were working my peepee to the max. Let her do the TS while you stand around pretending to be interested. Let your girl even try to blow you but make sure you don't get a hard-on (made easier by the fact that your stomach is making you uncomfortable). This will really show her that you are just not turned on by this scenario (if she is of the opinion that a man always gets hard from a blowjob). If your girl keeps insisting on you partaking, tell her your stomach is killing you and take a dump right there! The TS and your girl will suddenly lose interest, guaranteed, and the whole session will come to a sad (brown) ending.
 

rollerboy

Teletubby Sport Hunter
Dec 5, 2004
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Shut up, Fuzzy, you know you want it! What's bothering you is that she's bothering to ask, instead of just pounding your bitch ass.

Denial ain't a river in Egypt...

The service professionals here can advise you on lubrication requirements. Do you have a hairy bum?
 
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