Just need some tips on pooning there. I heard of the worldsexguide and a few other things. I just need some advice on pooning,pricing for seeing sps/street walkers,and accomondations in september.
Im going to bankok thailand...
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1. I went there 4 years ago and stayed at the Sukimovat ( spell) area. Pooning is as close as the next cab as all taxis love to take you to commission massage parlors. The first Thailand fishbowl I went to was incredible. It was a place called Cupidy. Imagine the scene in Rush Hour 2 when tucker and chan go to the Massage Parlor and see the choices. Well multipy that by 4 to 6 times.
I WANT TO GO AGAIN!!!!
2. I've seen all the major places there, Soi Cowboy, Patpong, Nana Plaza, and the strip of massage parlors that starts with an R street. I forgot the name but If I was in Bk right now I could find it. The choices is way more than your body and money can handle. From beer bars, hostess bars, SWs the scene is unlike anything else.
3. The only bad thing is the damm weather. I went in September too and Jesus is Bangkok hot. No matter what I tried I was sweating in half an hour, I never did so much laundry so quick. The natives there looked so good and I was like damm I cant take this heat everyday!!
4. Make sure you choose a hotel that lets you take a woman to your room. Mine bitched and made me pay a fine up to half the room rate. So call ahead to see what the policy is.
5. I WANT TO GO AGAIN!!!!!
6 For men, Bangkok is just completely ridicoulous action.
I WANT TO GO AGAIN!!!!
2. I've seen all the major places there, Soi Cowboy, Patpong, Nana Plaza, and the strip of massage parlors that starts with an R street. I forgot the name but If I was in Bk right now I could find it. The choices is way more than your body and money can handle. From beer bars, hostess bars, SWs the scene is unlike anything else.
3. The only bad thing is the damm weather. I went in September too and Jesus is Bangkok hot. No matter what I tried I was sweating in half an hour, I never did so much laundry so quick. The natives there looked so good and I was like damm I cant take this heat everyday!!
4. Make sure you choose a hotel that lets you take a woman to your room. Mine bitched and made me pay a fine up to half the room rate. So call ahead to see what the policy is.
5. I WANT TO GO AGAIN!!!!!
6 For men, Bangkok is just completely ridicoulous action.
I'd love to go there too. I hear it's not that safe any more there. 
Just out of curiosity, is it true that LE is cracking down big time on tourists going there for just "one" reason and there are so many lady boyz there that it's not funny. Then again, LAG is asian so he won't stick out like us whiteys. Besides, they understand him quite well since they speak many Asian (Chinese) dialects.
BTW, what are we talking about for an hour or longer with one of the girls there?
Just out of curiosity, is it true that LE is cracking down big time on tourists going there for just "one" reason and there are so many lady boyz there that it's not funny. Then again, LAG is asian so he won't stick out like us whiteys. Besides, they understand him quite well since they speak many Asian (Chinese) dialects.
BTW, what are we talking about for an hour or longer with one of the girls there?
Im flying to bangkok in sept and then im clueless. That's why im here to ask for advice. Also looking for decent beaches in thailand.
Where do u recommend for woman and beaches then since i've never been there? Ya i heard the pollution sucks ass there.
I didn't partake of any paid action in Thailand but I do have some advice based on observation. Pardon the spelling but it's late and I just can't be bothered to do loads of research.
In BK, if you are going solo, go stay on Ko San Rd. Tourist trap, yes, but you'll meet lots of English speakers who can direct you to what you want and rooms are cheap and clean. LOADS of police around to keep the crime down.
I only spent one night in Phuket and found it unimpressive. I may as well have been in a sleazy Mexican tourist town on the beach, but with more lady boys. Would never go back. Off the beaten track is soooo much better.
Ko Samui had some great "love bars" (I think that's what they are called) where tourists hook up with temporary paid girlfriends. The one I always remember was called "The Camel Toe."
Things you will discover in Thailand:
-Where the flavour of Tang comes from. Seriously, try the OJ they sell on the street. If you didn't watch them squeeze it right in front of you, you'd swear it was tang, but with pulp and better tasting. My mouth is watering just thinking about it.
-Plan to get clothing tailored. You can get anything you want for a fraction of the price. Start the process at the beginning as if you try to cram it all in towards the end, you'll spend your days in endless rush fittings.
-You will discover just how pretty men can be. Make sure to check for the Adam's apple or a scar in it's place. When it doubt, get drunk enough that you either won't be certain, or won't care.
-Pick up a phrase book and learn some basic phrases. Please and thank you in Thai will get you so much more kindness and consideration than you could ever imagine.
-Do not make the mistake of assuming that every woman is available. Be super respectful and you will be treated incredibly well. One would think that because it's Buddhist country that they'd be pretty relaxed, but it's actually a very modest culture and even men wear shirts on the hottest days. Oogling civilian women is very disrespectful. Ask the waitress "how much" and expect her cook husband to spit in your pad thai.
-Try the street food. It's super fresh and safe to eat. The crepes they sell in the evening are incredible!
-Don't ask if they eat dog. "Dog not food. Dog friend." Being Buddhist they have a different relationship with animals. The street dogs aren't intentionally abused, but are left to fend for themselves, which can be hard to see. I almost adopted this one dog, but had to opt for buying him a sausage every time I saw him. I miss the mangy little guy, he'd follow me everywhere.
-Don't worry about packing too much. Everything you need can be bought cheaply once you arrive. If you are of slim-average proportions clothing is cheap and plentiful. If you are of a stockier build or very tall, pack well.
-Wear natural fiber clothing and don't expect to get much use out of it after the trip as between the sweat, the pollution and the bright sunlight, your clothes will never be the same again. The typical dry-quick synthetic fibre clothing that works so well in gyms across north america will have you roasting like turkey on thanksgiving. Stock up on bamboo fibre clothing, soft, cheap and lasts way longer than cotton.
Be nice. Have fun. Drink lots of water & use sunscreen.
In BK, if you are going solo, go stay on Ko San Rd. Tourist trap, yes, but you'll meet lots of English speakers who can direct you to what you want and rooms are cheap and clean. LOADS of police around to keep the crime down.
I only spent one night in Phuket and found it unimpressive. I may as well have been in a sleazy Mexican tourist town on the beach, but with more lady boys. Would never go back. Off the beaten track is soooo much better.
Ko Samui had some great "love bars" (I think that's what they are called) where tourists hook up with temporary paid girlfriends. The one I always remember was called "The Camel Toe."
Things you will discover in Thailand:
-Where the flavour of Tang comes from. Seriously, try the OJ they sell on the street. If you didn't watch them squeeze it right in front of you, you'd swear it was tang, but with pulp and better tasting. My mouth is watering just thinking about it.
-Plan to get clothing tailored. You can get anything you want for a fraction of the price.
Start the process at the beginning as if you try to cram it all in towards the end, you'll spend your days in endless rush fittings. -You will discover just how pretty men can be. Make sure to check for the Adam's apple or a scar in it's place. When it doubt, get drunk enough that you either won't be certain, or won't care.
-Pick up a phrase book and learn some basic phrases. Please and thank you in Thai will get you so much more kindness and consideration than you could ever imagine.
-Do not make the mistake of assuming that every woman is available. Be super respectful and you will be treated incredibly well. One would think that because it's Buddhist country that they'd be pretty relaxed, but it's actually a very modest culture and even men wear shirts on the hottest days. Oogling civilian women is very disrespectful. Ask the waitress "how much" and expect her cook husband to spit in your pad thai.
-Try the street food. It's super fresh and safe to eat. The crepes they sell in the evening are incredible!
-Don't ask if they eat dog. "Dog not food. Dog friend." Being Buddhist they have a different relationship with animals. The street dogs aren't intentionally abused, but are left to fend for themselves, which can be hard to see.
I almost adopted this one dog, but had to opt for buying him a sausage every time I saw him. I miss the mangy little guy, he'd follow me everywhere.-Don't worry about packing too much. Everything you need can be bought cheaply once you arrive. If you are of slim-average proportions clothing is cheap and plentiful. If you are of a stockier build or very tall, pack well.
-Wear natural fiber clothing and don't expect to get much use out of it after the trip as between the sweat, the pollution and the bright sunlight, your clothes will never be the same again. The typical dry-quick synthetic fibre clothing that works so well in gyms across north america will have you roasting like turkey on thanksgiving. Stock up on bamboo fibre clothing, soft, cheap and lasts way longer than cotton.
Be nice. Have fun. Drink lots of water & use sunscreen.
Get a membership at clubhombre.com, it has extensive info about a lot of whoring destinations.
I would suggest a brief stay in bangkok and then heading down to Pattaya for some serious whoring.
I would suggest a brief stay in bangkok and then heading down to Pattaya for some serious whoring.
Thai women beautiful...I don't see it...
I've been surfing Thailand sites for hours and looked at hundreds of photos. The "women?" look mostly freakish IMO.
Here's an example:
http://www.classroom1.com/present_pupils.htm
Compare those photos to the www.sex141.com girls in HK...absolutely no comparison.
I've been surfing Thailand sites for hours and looked at hundreds of photos. The "women?" look mostly freakish IMO.
Here's an example:
http://www.classroom1.com/present_pupils.htm
Compare those photos to the www.sex141.com girls in HK...absolutely no comparison.
What I wouldnt give on some nights to be in Patpong or Soi Cowboy in Bangkok. Its sooooo tame out here.
Getting back to thai women, you are nuts if you dont find hotter than hell ones out and about everywhere you look in Bangkok. The true beauties dont work in the sex trade.
Getting back to thai women, you are nuts if you dont find hotter than hell ones out and about everywhere you look in Bangkok. The true beauties dont work in the sex trade.
They're somewhat attaractive but i'm more into Brasilieras, Argentinians and Colombianas. YUMMMMMMMMMMM
They all have he booty. Thai girls look like little boys for the most part and the really pretty ones have an xtra couple of inches that i have no interest in
They all have he booty. Thai girls look like little boys for the most part and the really pretty ones have an xtra couple of inches that i have no interest in
Very informative review. Thank you. The dog and homeless pets always get me whenever I travel. I would love to go to Phuket, but after that earthquake and seeing what can happen with the tsunami, I think that would be too risky for my blood.I didn't partake of any paid action in Thailand but I do have some advice based on observation. Pardon the spelling but it's late and I just can't be bothered to do loads of research.
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The street dogs aren't intentionally abused, but are left to fend for themselves, which can be hard to see.
Are you going just for girls? If you are head straight for Pattaya Thailand!!! The whole city was built on go-go bars and beer bars (U.S Navy visits a couple times a year)
Here is a video of Pattaya http://youtube.com/watch?v=kS7hZhO0ee8
Taxi from the Airport is around 1300B
Book a Hotel,
Cheap room http://pattayabayresort.com/default.aspx 1000B a night
Better room http://whitehousecondotel.com/ 1250B a night
Girls,
Go-Go 300-400B for the house 1000B short time 1500-2000B long time (all night)
Beer Bar 300B for the house 500B st or 1000 LT
Street walkers (beach rd) 300-500B ST 1000 LT
Soi 6- All bars have short time rooms, Room and girl for 1000B on average. http://youtube.com/watch?v=NRCoRR-7GCU
Soapie Massage 3 places in Pattaya 1 hour of a bath with a girl washing you and sex for 1800B
These are all LOW Season prices (Sept is still Low).
Cheers!!!
Here is a video of Pattaya http://youtube.com/watch?v=kS7hZhO0ee8
Taxi from the Airport is around 1300B
Book a Hotel,
Cheap room http://pattayabayresort.com/default.aspx 1000B a night
Better room http://whitehousecondotel.com/ 1250B a night
Girls,
Go-Go 300-400B for the house 1000B short time 1500-2000B long time (all night)
Beer Bar 300B for the house 500B st or 1000 LT
Street walkers (beach rd) 300-500B ST 1000 LT
Soi 6- All bars have short time rooms, Room and girl for 1000B on average. http://youtube.com/watch?v=NRCoRR-7GCU
Soapie Massage 3 places in Pattaya 1 hour of a bath with a girl washing you and sex for 1800B
These are all LOW Season prices (Sept is still Low).
Cheers!!!
ITB is bringing his coins with him for ladyboy and I'll be there for the bitches
and I'll be there for the bitchesIs InTheBum gonna be going with you? You two studs on the prowl with wallets full of coin
I went with a mix of cash, credit and ATM. The ATM's worked 90% of the time but make sure you have a 4 digit pin code.Great thread for me as planning to go there within the next few months
But my question is.... What is the best currency to go there with?
Is it best to take travellers checks or rely on interact and credit card?
Thanks for any help
They have currency stands (like the airport) that take everything but the ATM will give you the best rate. The hotels also take cash.
Now you guys have me looking for flights
