I'm cursed

[gotsome2004]

After picking up the chocolates and champagne, pressed the suit, cropped the hair and plucked all the nose hairs, just learned that Pamela of CB, the hottest girl in Winnipeg that I was yearning for 2 weeks, has cancelled due to illness.

I hope she will recover, I wish her the best of health, but now I know that I simply can't get properly laid in Winnipeg.

Add that to the cancelled list of appointments from Ashley Fame and Jasmine Jazz!

I am cursed and will drown my sorrows in the bottom of a whisky bottle.

Time for a trip to Montreal

 

[therealrex]

You and me both I was just finishing taking a scrub brush to my nutsack when I get an email saying she's sick. I made some further inquiries and apparently she had made an appointment with some really old guy on 3 hours notice and the combined fumes from his Polydent,Ben Gay, Gold Bond foot powder and Aspercreme were too much for her. Word on the street is that he is a Lawyer.

 

[chuck]

You and me both I was just finishing taking a scrub brush to my nutsack when I get an email saying she's sick. I made some further inquiries and apparently she had made an appointment with some really old guy on 3 hours notice and the combined fumes from his Polydent,Ben Gay, Gold Bond foot powder and Aspercreme were too much for her. Word on the street is that he is a Lawyer.

Avery??

 

[Avery]

You and me both I was just finishing taking a scrub brush to my nutsack when I get an email saying she's sick. I made some further inquiries and apparently she had made an appointment with some really old guy on 3 hours notice and the combined fumes from his Polydent,Ben Gay, Gold Bond foot powder and Aspercreme were too much for her. Word on the street is that he is a Lawyer.

It must have been the young guy after me!! Besides, I always remove my choppers before a session and rinse all traces of Polident from my mouth. And, I don't use Bengay or Aspercreme (I prefer A-535) or Gold Bond powder (baby powder is just as good and much cheaper).

And, I am not a fucking lawyer!!!

 

[donovan12345]

so Avery

Visiting Winnipeg and going to try an Incall for the first time. Want GFE. Who would you recommend?

 

[chancy4me]

I always remove my choppers before a session and rinse all traces of Polident from my mouth.

Avery when did you become an SP lol

 

[Babar]

Avery,

I'm selling my house. Does your law firm handle real estate deals? PM me

Babar

P.S. if anybody here is a lawyer its Logsplitter... I've never met a lawyer who wasn't a big cock! Oh wait... LS *has* a big cock...

 

[Sexy BBW]

When I lived in Winnipeg I could NOT wait to get out! LOL

 

[Avery]

When I lived in Winnipeg I could NOT wait to get out! LOL

I take it you're not planning any business trips here, then.

 

[Sexy BBW]

I take it you're not planning any business trips here, then.

I possibly could, but its a LONG story

 

[ohyeah]

trying to get banned

fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

i hate all you fucks
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
bitches
cunts
tits
fuck em all
fuck laci peterson
fuck everyone

fuck fuck fuck

 

[chancy4me]

It might not get you banned but you might find out if you like the taste of soap lol

 

[Sexy BBW]

It might not get you banned but you might find out if you like the taste of soap lol

Hhahaa that was cute

 

[Dr.Nick]

fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

i hate all you fucks
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
bitches
cunts
tits
fuck em all
fuck laci peterson
fuck everyone

fuck fuck fuck

That reminds me of the old George Carlin routine about the 7 Words you can't say on Television.
I feel so old. Now, not only do they say them but they show people doing them

 

[hardup]

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mutherfucker and tits.............

 

[Avery]

Scratching my head over the direction this thread has taken!

 

[therealrex]

Yeah it was supposed to be about how you ruined our weekend by making Pamela sick you Octogenarian Barrister.

 

[Sixpak]

then some BBW saying she could hardly wait to get out of the 'peg. Makes me wonder how many could hardly wait for her to get out!!!! LOL
Just a thought...

 

[Sexy BBW]

then some BBW saying she could hardly wait to get out of the 'peg. Makes me wonder how many could hardly wait for her to get out!!!! LOL
Just a thought...

EXCUSE ME?

 

[Sixpak]

teasing ...we like to tease ppl who criticize our beautiful city!!!

EXCUSE ME?

You are excused!!!