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I'm calling SHENANIGANS on elevator "door close" buttons....

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OK, So I'm in a weird mood today....

But in my elevator this morning someone got out on the ground floor and I was going to parking. So, I hit the elevator "door close" button(as a visual they look like this > < ). I am 100% convinced these are completely fake. In fact, I think they may even "ADD" a half second delay just to fuck with my head:confused:

So therefore, I am calling SHENANIGANS on those buttons:cool:

Does anybody else feel this way?









and before ANYBODY points it out to me....

YES, I DO KNOW I NEED TO GET LAID(I'm working on it;) )
 

kehoe

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I'm a little bit OCD and anal about several things but that is one issue that has never given me a second thought. You're right, you do need to get laid.:cool:
 
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sparkymacker said:
Try wearing a tin foil hat and pressing the button again!
Can I borrow yours again?:cool:
 

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I hate it when I get caught closing the door not to let anyone in.

I hate sharing the elevator. Especially in my grandmother's building. I always get stopped by this moron who asks me:

"Have you found Jesus? Have you let him into your heart?"

Yeah, I sure did:rolleyes:

I hate that delay...:mad:

SD
 

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I hate it when I get into an elevator and thinking that I will have a quick solo ride to my floor and then just as the door is about to close, someone sticks their hand in and jumps in, which usually leads to a swarm of late comers to jump in. Then all of them push floors that are below mine and light up the board like a christmas tree, which now delays me about 10 seconds per stop. Christ, couldn't they have waited for the next elevator? :mad:

Yeah, 50, you DO need to get laid! Is that why you are passing up golf this weekend?? :D
 

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50 Mile Radius said:
I am 100% convinced these are completely fake. In fact, I think they may even "ADD" a half second delay just to fuck with my head
Somewhere, Elisha Graves Otis is laughing his ass off... :D




SWG
 
Your not crazy! I do the >< button every time I go up to my condo, and down. NOTHING HAPPENS! This button <> works instantly! I think the >< button and the EMERG button are connected together and wired to a hidden camera, where security is laughing their asses off at every person who pushes the button! I have even picked up the in elevator phone to see if it works, and nothing happens. And this is a newer condo building, so it just can't be old technology.
One of these days, I'm going to get in that elevator and be sexually assaulted by a 400lb. transgendered dude named Bubba, and all I will be able to do is open the doors so people can watch me whimper and scream in pain while Bubba pounds me in the doo doo hole, BECAUSE THE EMERG BUTTON DOES SHIT!
 

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Talking about "buttons" here is one that I should find out if it works or not.

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Talking about "buttons" here is one that I should find out if it works or not.

ScottyTwoHotty [Ban User] [View Profile] [Change Signature] [Change Avatar] [Change Profile Picture]
LMFAO.. You ass... Is the BAN USER button actually red?
 
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twoblues said:
Okay, I'll get the brooms.
Nice…..:cool:

shedevil said:
"Have you found Jesus? Have you let him into your heart?"
Next time, say this:

Yah, I usually do, right after I masterbate, dickwad.

sensualsarah19 said:
I Yi Yi... 50.. Are you going crazy on me again?! ;)
Well sarah, if you weren’t in the next province, perhaps I could go crazy on ya, which would solve my other (ah-hem) problem too:p

Marvin said:
Yeah, 50, you DO need to get laid! Is that why you are passing up golf this weekend?? :D
Unfortunately, NO…I’m staying around town for the weekend:mad:

Swguy said:
Somewhere, Elisha Graves Otis is laughing his ass off...
It's alarming, cuz A lot of people prolly think you googled that, but I gotta hunch that your geekness KNEW that!:confused:
 

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50 Mile Radius said:
OK, So I'm in a weird mood today....

But in my elevator this morning someone got out on the ground floor and I was going to parking. So, I hit the elevator "door close" button(as a visual they look like this > < ). I am 100% convinced these are completely fake. In fact, I think they may even "ADD" a half second delay just to fuck with my head:confused:

So therefore, I am calling SHENANIGANS on those buttons:cool:
I know for a fact that the doors of the University of Toronto psychology department elevator on the main floor were on a set 30 second timer. One of the profs once catalogued the insane number of "magic" behaviors people engaged in to get the doors to close sooner (eg jumping up and down etc). And the people using the elevator were mainly psychologists. You'd think they'd have caught on faster...

One source of confusion was probably that the >< buttons worked properly on the other floors. Only the main was on a timer.
 
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ms.belair said:
Hey ScottyTwoHotty,thanks for sharing your latest fantasy, you're an inspiration to us all.
LMFAO. It is kind of hot isn't it?
 

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ScottyTwoHotty said:
LMFAO. It is kind of hot isn't it?
No, no it isn't, and I must confess, I couldn't read lips in grade school either, so I'll ask, what does LMFAO mean? Oh, there's another one I wonder about, is there a translation of these terms available? Oh, one other thing, huge hunks like fucking girls up asses too, you're a bit of a panty waist if you can't handle the big boys you know. :)
 
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No, no it isn't, and I must confess, I couldn't read lips in grade school either, so I'll ask, what does LMFAO mean? Oh, there's another one I wonder about, is there a translation of these terms available?
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50 Mile Radius said:
But in my elevator this morning someone got out on the ground floor and I was going to parking. So, I hit the elevator "door close" button(as a visual they look like this > < ). I am 100% convinced these are completely fake. In fact, I think they may even "ADD" a half second delay just to fuck with my head:confused:

So therefore, I am calling SHENANIGANS on those buttons:cool:
You could always try taking the stairs. They usually work really well.
 
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Is there an acronym for a thread hijack?
 
ms.belair said:
why don't you make one up? Thanks ScottyTwoHotty, for that list, now we both look like assholes.
LOL No we don't. Ok I do, you still look great.
Thread Hijack = THJ
 
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