I'm BACK...and I Missed You Terribly!!

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Hello Lovers...Oh how I've missed you!!

Oh Santa I have been so naughty...and it feels so nice!​

Whether you like me nice, or you prefer me at my naughtiest, I aim to please! Repeatedly, preferably! i have a shiny new website, complete with more new pictures that depict exactly what you'll see when you arrive at my door: an all natural, over 40 beauty with voluptuous curves (38D-32-46) on a 5'8" frame!! We can relax |& unwind in cozy comfort at my South Surrey home, or if you can't brave the traffic & transit, try to catch me in Vancouver! I love hot hotel romps and I have a friend or two I can bring along!

Reason for the Season PERB ONLY OFFER!

During the holidays I am entertaining at home from 8 am until late...with notice I can see you as late as 2 am! Let me know you read all about me on here on PERB to receive an extra special offer or two! Special packages available too, including overnights & 420 friendly encounters as well! We can keep it nice & mild, or we can get wet & wild! Come cuddle with a curvy cougar...come see a lady!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

This week, I will be available at home in cozy comfort! Come let me jingle your bells, lick your peppermint stick, or if you'd prefer I can light your menorah too!! I'll hang a little mistletoe off your belt buckle; we'll make it a party! For those of you who appreciate a Duelling Divas Oral Extravaganza, a bouncy Under the Radar BBW beauty I know is in town this week, & if you'd like to book a duo with us on the 14-16, you can msg me here!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Because When I Am Naughty, It Feels So Nice!

This week, I will be available at home in cozy comfort! Come let me jingle your bells, lick your peppermint stick, or if you'd prefer I can light your menorah too!! I'll hang a little mistletoe off your belt buckle; we'll make it a party! For those of you who appreciate a Duelling Divas Oral Extravaganza, a bouncy Under the Radar BBW beauty I know is in town this week, & if you'd like to book a duo with us on the 14-16, you can msg me here!

My "Younger Sister from Another Mister" is in town this week, and we are teaming up to offer Duelling Dirty Divas Duo Oral Extravaganza Wednesday - Saturday this week at a PHENOMENAL rate! She is a tall BBW who can suck the proverbial watermelon through a metaphorical garden hose, & I am Ms Erica Phoenix, your favourite 20th Centry FoXXX! I am no Millenial girl; I am all woman, & I am told I'm a hell of a broad (& I know that's a compliment of the highest order for a certain type of man...)Why not let us fight over your sweet creamy treat? Two talented tongues & more than just dirty talk, but plenty of that too...once you're in the door & naked! Come see how naughty we get on our knees for 30, 45 or 60 minutes!

'Tis The Season, so I am also offering a NAUGHTY HOUR at my Nice rate, or my NAUGHTIER HOUR for my Naughty Rate, & my Oral Only Offer is available for a Holiday Rate too! PLUS if you book at this rate until December 31, you will lock in your rate for 2017! I can't WAIT to reconnect with some old friends & I hope to make some new ones too!

Gentlemen: when you get tired of girls who promise the world & don't give it to you, come see a lady who'll deliver. Come & see how naughty I can be when you've got me over your knee...Holiday pics & more details coming tomorrow!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I'm Such A Naughty Ho-Ho-HO...You'll Think It's Oh So Nice!

Who else likes Candy Cane Kisses? Turn on your speakers!
https://twitter.com/cougarcallgirl1/status/808500397585231873

Special Holiday NAUGHTY IS NICE Promotion! ​

Here's the deal, gentlemen! Come see me in either South Surrey or in Vancouver & enjoy my NAUGHTY HOUR at my NICE rate. That means that for $220, you can enjoy all the naughty, squirty, toy play goodness I'm reknowned for in comfort or in luxury, as you prefer. If you like it even naughtier?? For $260 I will show you my fluency in Greek. Oh and for those of you who'd like the ORAL ONLY OFFER? $120 for a 30 minute oral encounter of the finest kind...I am in South Surrey Tuesday & Wednesday morning, and in Vancouver Wednesday- Saturday! That means I will have short notice availability downtown until LATE NIGHT, and in the morning as early as 7 am!

Devilishy Decadent Duos: Wednesday & Thursday Downtown!​

I have not one but two duo partners in town this week: one of each gender! (Because I am not only naughty, I am greedy too!)

On WEDNESDAY, my bouncy BBW bestie, my Younger Sister from Another Mister is in town. We are offering you the chance to let two voracious women (a Cougar & A MILF!) fight over the privilege of bringing you to ecstasy! This is a non-full service 30 minute appointment & we have availability on Wednesday evening, Thursday morning & Thursday afternoon! $300

On THURSDAY I have the duo opportunity that many of you have been waiting for...a hot hung blond top & I will be entertaining in style in the heart of downtown. Got a taboo fantasy roleplay idea?Secretly love the idea of watching a hot muscular stud with your wanton willing 'wife'? I can be your best friend's mom....he can be my stepson..Or maybe he's the gardener...or your BOSS! :laugh: Oh, the possibilities are oh so endlessly naughty. Sounds like such naughty nasty good fun! Yes, this duo can include full 3 way interaction, or we can tie you to the chair & make you watch. Limited availability, so don't hesitate to contact me, or the chance might slip away! Your call...$500/hour $900/2 hours

FRIDAY: I will be downtown & available to play from 7 am until LATE night/early morning on Saturday before I head back to South Surrey for Saturday & Sunday.

When you're tired of girls who promise the world, come see a lady...watch what happens once my panties hit the floor!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Happy Naughty Ho Ho Ho!

Special Holiday NAUGHTY IS NICE Promotion! [/CENTER]
Here's the deal, gentlemen! Come see me in either South Surrey or in Vancouver & enjoy my NAUGHTY HOUR at my NICE rate. That means that for $220, you can enjoy all the naughty, squirty, toy play goodness I'm reknowned for in comfort or in luxury, as you prefer. If you like it even naughtier?? For $260 I will show you my fluency in Greek. Oh and for those of you who'd like the ORAL ONLY OFFER? $120 for a 30 minute oral encounter of the finest kind...I am in South Surrey Tuesday & Wednesday morning, and in Vancouver Wednesday- Saturday! That means I will have short notice availability downtown until LATE NIGHT, and in the morning as early as 7 am! !

When you're tired of girls who promise the world, come see a lady...watch what happens once my panties hit the floor!

'Tis the Season...NAUGHTY IS NICE until DEC 31ST!​

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

'Tis the Season...NAUGHTY IS NICE until DEC 31ST!​

Downtown for the rest of the week! Come join me in luxury at one of my favourite hotels. I'm feeling extra frisky too...

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Miss Sassy Claus is playing downtown! Come see my next evolution, currently in its preliminary stages, because a Phoenix always Rises. Remember guys I am no Millennial girl I am a 20th Century Fox I am a throw it back to when feminism was called women's lib. Well guess what? I am a liberated WOMAN! I I am also a perfect lady right up until the moment my panties hit the floor! I have availability this evening for one more lucky gentleman in a remarkable setting I'll be the red hot redhead in the red dress and the leopard print heels...

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

TGIF in STYLE & LUXURY with your favourite NAUGHTY mature redhead! Come relax in my warm embrace at a discreet location downtown until Saturday noon... I am delighted to make new friends as well as to welcome returning guests. I have the most beautiful suite for us with all my favourite creature comforts...Let's enjoy some elegant debauchery together! You might need an umbrella: things might get wet!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

TGIF in STYLE & LUXURY with your favourite NAUGHTY mature redhead! Come relax in my warm embrace at a discreet location downtown until Saturday noon... I am delighted to make new friends as well as to welcome returning guests. I have the most beautiful suite for us with all my favourite creature comforts...Let's enjoy some elegant debauchery together! You might need an umbrella: things might get wet!

I had such a fabulous time Thursday and Friday that I am doing it again on MONDAY! I am now accepting bookings beginning at 3 :30 PM on Monday December 19. This 20th Century FoXXX likes to stay up late: I also like to wake up early! I'm extra frisky early in the morning; particuarly if you bring me Starbucks! Come meet me in luxury and let's find out which one of Mrs Claus's Lists you belong on: Nice Naughty or ...EXXXtra Naughty (because it's ohhh so nice!) You will find me beautifully presented in stockings, heels & lingerie under a beautiful dress, although if you prefer something more relaxed, I'll be fresh from the steam room & fitness centre in my yoga pants. Join me for a drink first? I'm particularly fond of unhurried encounters: an afternoon, perhaps? Maybe a little bit of Paris: from 5-7? Tis the season to be jolly, after all...come meet your new favourite naughty elf!

Until Sunday at midnight, you can enjoy my company in a cozy relaxed Naughty Neighbour Next Door atmosphere in South Surrey? Coffee, cannabis & Christmas Cookies, anyone?

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I had such a fabulous time Thursday and Friday that I am doing it again on MONDAY! I am now accepting bookings beginning at 3 :30 PM on Monday December 19. This 20th Century FoXXX likes to stay up late: I also like to wake up early! I'm extra frisky early in the morning; particuarly if you bring me Starbucks! Come meet me in luxury and let's find out which one of Mrs Claus's Lists you belong on: Nice Naughty or ...EXXXtra Naughty (because it's ohhh so nice!) You will find me beautifully presented in stockings, heels & lingerie under a beautiful dress, although if you prefer something more relaxed, I'll be fresh from the steam room & fitness centre in my yoga pants. Join me for a drink first? I'm particularly fond of unhurried encounters: an afternoon, perhaps? Maybe a little bit of Paris: from 5-7? Tis the season to be jolly, after all...come meet your new favourite naughty elf!

Until Sunday at midnight, you can enjoy my company in a cozy relaxed Naughty Neighbour Next Door atmosphere in South Surrey? Coffee, cannabis & Christmas Cookies, anyone?

Well when a travelling man's plans get changed, what's a lady to do? Deal with the changes with grace & flexibility!

I will be available in cozy comfort in my South Surrey home all day...may even do some Christmas baking this morning! Who wants to get baked with me? ;D

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I had such a fabulous time Thursday and Friday that I am doing it again on MONDAY! I am now accepting bookings beginning at 3 :30 PM on Monday December 19. This 20th Century FoXXX likes to stay up late: I also like to wake up early! I'm extra frisky early in the morning; particuarly if you bring me Starbucks! Come meet me in luxury and let's find out which one of Mrs Claus's Lists you belong on: Nice Naughty or ...EXXXtra Naughty (because it's ohhh so nice!) You will find me beautifully presented in stockings, heels & lingerie under a beautiful dress, although if you prefer something more relaxed, I'll be fresh from the steam room & fitness centre in my yoga pants. Join me for a drink first? I'm particularly fond of unhurried encounters: an afternoon, perhaps? Maybe a little bit of Paris: from 5-7? Tis the season to be jolly, after all...come meet your new favourite naughty elf!

Until Sunday at midnight, you can enjoy my company in a cozy relaxed Naughty Neighbour Next Door atmosphere in South Surrey? Coffee, cannabis & Christmas Cookies, anyone?

Home in comfort today...come & get your cuddle on!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Holiday Treats: Naughty is OH SO NICE!

That's right: I am offering you the chance to book a NAUGHTY hour at a very nice rate! For the rest of December, you can enjoy almost all the naughty fun I'm known for without breaking the bank. Great rates on extended dates too: why rush? Come enjoy my soft comforting curves, easy laughter, gentle touches & explosive orgasms at my South Surrey home, or invite me to join you at your fine hotel. Of course, if you are local & you prefer to stay in the confines of downtown, let me arrange something discreet & centrally located so we can have some fun! Come see a lady...​

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

That's right: I am offering you the chance to book a NAUGHTY hour at a very nice rate! For the rest of December, you can enjoy almost all the naughty fun I'm known for without breaking the bank. Great rates on extended dates too: why rush? Come enjoy my soft comforting curves, easy laughter, gentle touches & explosive orgasms at my South Surrey home, or invite me to join you at your fine hotel. Of course, if you are local & you prefer to stay in the confines of downtown, let me arrange something discreet & centrally located so we can have some fun! Come see a lady...​

Who Wants a Christmas Tart?

Way better than fruitcake (and I LIKE fruitcake!) Available all day until Christmas Day!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Make My Wish Come True...

Baby all I want for Christmas...

(Well there's a link to my wishlist on my Twitter bio, but...:whoo

So many girls that promise the world; why not experience a mature woman who will give it to you? I promise to leave you breathless, drained & fully satisfied. Whether you want me for my soft curves & sympathetic touch or my wet & wild wanton sexuality, you will find what you are looking for in a cozy comfortable location in South Surrey. Would you prefer to see me downtown? Give me a little notice, & I will set it up. Perhaps a discreet location with a great big tub where we can lounge in comfort for an afternoon with a bottle of bubbles? I am still offering my Naughty Is Nice promotion: A Naughty Hour is now the same rate as my NICE hour (because naughty's so much more fun...) Not convinced I'm for you? Take advantage of my Oral Only Offer ($120) & let me show you the difference that expertise makes in the art of fellatio! :biggrin1:

Come see a lady...watch what happens when my panties hit the floor!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

That's right: I am offering you the chance to book a NAUGHTY hour at a very nice rate! For the rest of December, you can enjoy almost all the naughty fun I'm known for without breaking the bank. Great rates on extended dates too: why rush? Come enjoy my soft comforting curves, easy laughter, gentle touches & explosive orgasms at my South Surrey home, or invite me to join you at your fine hotel. Of course, if you are local & you prefer to stay in the confines of downtown, let me arrange something discreet & centrally located so we can have some fun! Come see a lady...​

Because Christmas can be a lonely time of year...I will be available until late on Christmas Eve, and again on Boxing Day (when I might just send you home with a turkey sandwich to go with your satisfied grin...)