I'm a failure :(

[Interestingthing]

I know, I know.... first time poster, but not new per say to the "hobby" as it's called this way. In the past, I knew more of the local scene and never really thought I would need a forum but now I it appears I do and thankful there is one.

Anyway, I'm mid/north Island and have been doing searches on the site trying to gather information on SP's in the area. I've also looked and crossed referenced adds from BP.

After a day of golfing and a few drinks I thought I would try my luck and well, let's say my luck sucks. Riley from ladiesnlace caught my eye but can't find any info on her and she wasn't available today.

Ariala from BP seems to be a beautiful young woman but zero kissing offered, she made that quite clear. Still might contact her when I'm looking for what she offers.

I contacted Chanellle Stylez, she's in apparently in the area and based on the positive reviews she has but no answer back.

So I'm 0-3 so far.

Any infor on SP's in the are would be appreciated though. Not looking for anything weird or extreme. Just GFE mostly and a cuddle for a few minutes afterwards.

Thanks

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

First off your not a failure.
You're just in an area of rather limited choices.

North/ mid island...wow there is this hot number in Nanaimo if you look at the Nanaimo listings.

Sweet-Dreams-Nanaimo-xoxo

No question.

Mid/North Island; you CANNOT go wrong with Lalani! If for some reason, She does not appeal to you, she will cheerfully refer you to one of her approved ladies. Clean, safe, discreet, sexy, fun, professional, cheerful and sexy as fuck! What else did you want? ;D

 

[LADY-VIA]

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I know, I know.... first time poster, but not new per say to the "hobby" as it's called this way. In the past, I knew more of the local scene and never really thought I would need a forum but now I it appears I do and thankful there is one.

Anyway, I'm mid/north Island and have been doing searches on the site trying to gather information on SP's in the area. I've also looked and crossed referenced adds from BP.

After a day of golfing and a few drinks I thought I would try my luck and well, let's say my luck sucks. Riley from ladiesnlace caught my eye but can't find any info on her and she wasn't available today.

Ariala from BP seems to be a beautiful young woman but zero kissing offered, she made that quite clear. Still might contact her when I'm looking for what she offers.

I contacted Chanellle Stylez, she's in apparently in the area and based on the positive reviews she has but no answer back.

So I'm 0-3 so far.



Any infor on SP's in the are would be appreciated though. Not looking for anything weird or extreme. Just GFE mostly and a cuddle for a few minutes afterwards.

Thanks

Oh boy. You sound so upset. I hope someone fixes you up !! ����

 

[Interestingthing]

Thanks for the info.

I'm not upset or sad, just realizing there's definitely missing that service up these parts. I will look up Lalani and will probably venture down island in the future at some point.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Too bad the Club closed down over there? Or has it Erica. Any word?

Oh it has most definitely closed. Such a shame.

Of course, seeing as I love the area so much, I can sometimes be persuaded to travel there... :wink: Maybe I should load up my big green pickup truck and go on the road to the Island...road trip anyone?

 

[Fullhouse]

Maybe I should load up my big green pickup truck and go on the road to the Island...road trip anyone?

Me ,me,--- take me, Ms. Erica, I haven't been on a nice road trip for a long time.

As long as you'll respect my privacy - as in 'private parts' .. (don't point and laugh), and I can bring my fishing gear and bagpipes.
There is nothing more relaxing than belting out the old "Oh Danny Boy" on a set of pipes while sitting on a dock, watching the little red bobber with great anticipation to dip below the surface and tighten the fishing line.... And, dear Erica, I'd be happy to teach you how to put a worm on the hook and how to clean a freshly caught trout.

I would be happy to share the expenses, and in return for some 'sexual favors', I'll take care of the room charges. I have season tickets for all the Motel 6 establishments.

So, Ms. Erica, when would you like to go on this exciting road trip ????? ...... Just as long as it's before June 30th., 'cause I'm scheduled for a penis enlargement on July 1st., which would render me 'out of action' for a few weeks.

I'm anxiously awaiting your reply......

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Me ,me,--- take me, Ms. Erica, I haven't been on a nice road trip for a long time.

As long as you'll respect my privacy - as in 'private parts' .. (don't point and laugh), and I can bring my fishing gear and bagpipes.
There is nothing more relaxing than belting out the old "Oh Danny Boy" on a set of pipes while sitting on a dock, watching the little red bobber with great anticipation to dip below the surface and tighten the fishing line.... And, dear Erica, I'd be happy to teach you how to put a worm on the hook and how to clean a freshly caught trout.

I would be happy to share the expenses, and in return for some 'sexual favors', I'll take care of the room charges. I have season tickets for all the Motel 6 establishments.

So, Ms. Erica, when would you like to go on this exciting road trip ????? ...... Just as long as it's before June 30th., 'cause I'm scheduled for a penis enlargement on July 1st., which would render me 'out of action' for a few weeks.

I'm anxiously awaiting your reply......

I'm a country girl at heart, FH...and I've been out fishing & come back with more than just a red snapper.

As for pointing & laughing...I'm kind of fond of the ones that fit in my mouth (to start with...)

 

[Caramel]

Just don't do this one thing if you've failed in the past, don't be rude and aggressive towards all OTHER girls just because you got burned before by some bitch scammer (this is not directed to you OP actually this is for the other idiots out there)...don't start accusing girls that they are fake or liars etc etc, READ THE whole ad maybe you will find information, look at all the photos and see that she is probably holding or has a paper with her ph# & name for proof...when idiots start texting about being burned before and then accusing me of being a fake too, I don't have any sympathy they totally deserve it for being such idiots. Don't get me wrong I am flattered when no one thinks my pics are real :eyebrows: ...but it's like judging an entire race on a few bad apples, what ignorance! :frusty: /end rant

 

[farphignougen]

If Nanaimo's within your driving distance and you're looking for GFE, I'd recommend Layla at Black Magic Escorts. Her pictures on the website are 100% accurate, and the two times I've seen her she's been perfectly fine with cuddling and making out like horny teenagers for pretty much the entire session. When your post first went up the site said she was off duty, but now it's been updated to say she's available all week.

 

[Fullhouse]

I'm a country girl at heart, FH...and I've been out fishing & come back with more than just a red snapper.

As for pointing & laughing...I'm kind of fond of the ones that fit in my mouth (to start with...)

I bet you have, Ms. Erica,----- I bet you have......... come back with a red snapper.

Lots of ladies that engage in sexual pleasures for hours while fishing from a big yacht, come back with their snapper turned red from too much friction.

Also, you'd have no trouble fitting mine into your mouth ---- and you'd still have enough room for a hotdog in a bun or a large banana.....

 

[ddcanz]

Just don't do this one thing if you've failed in the past, don't be rude and aggressive towards all OTHER girls just because you got burned before by some bitch scammer (this is not directed to you OP actually this is for the other idiots out there)...don't start accusing girls that they are fake or liars etc etc, READ THE whole ad maybe you will find information, look at all the photos and see that she is probably holding or has a paper with her ph# & name for proof...when idiots start texting about being burned before and then accusing me of being a fake too, I don't have any sympathy they totally deserve it for being such idiots. Don't get me wrong I am flattered when no one thinks my pics are real :eyebrows: ...but it's like judging an entire race on a few bad apples, what ignorance! :frusty: /end rant

Nice rant, but...???? This has what exactly to do with this thread?

 

[Interestingthing]

Miss Lady Via, you make me think that a visit to the mainland is very justifiable just to get acquainted with you.

 

[LADY-VIA]

Wow those are indeed sweet words to hear let me know when you sail/fly in xo

 

[morementum]

Nice rant, but...???? This has what exactly to do with this thread?

When one is at center of universe, every thread becomes about them. That is my read.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I bet you have, Ms. Erica,----- I bet you have......... come back with a red snapper.

Lots of ladies that engage in sexual pleasures for hours while fishing from a big yacht, come back with their snapper turned red from too much friction.

Also, you'd have no trouble fitting mine into your mouth ---- and you'd still have enough room for a hotdog in a bun or a large banana.....

Well I'd love the opportunity to try sometime, FH...you'd fit right in here in Redneck Paradise!

 

[LalaniElectrica]

Thx for the great recommendations everyone! Yeah, just message me if you want to meet up, I'll make sure you have a really HOT time! Once I meet you I can refer you to one of my exclusive ladies, or you can ask me to refer you to the ladies who are taking new visitors. Either way, with 5 5-Star babes to satisfy, we'll fix you up!

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