Illogical song lyrics

[PuntMeister]

Black Crows:

“Pretty little thing let me light your candle
'Cause mama I'm so hard to handle now
Yes, I am”

Flows good sung as a one liner tho...

 

[nowayjose]

Rain on your wedding day is unfortunate, but in no way ironic. (Alanis Morissette)

It's ironic that a song about irony is not actually ironic.

 

[viola]

LZ - If there's a bustle in your hedgerow

Er... I always heard that as "If there's a Rustle in your hedgerow", where rustle is defined as "a quick succession or confusion of small sounds".. Must dig out a copy and listen again! ;-)