Hey guys and gals. Hope everyone had a great Christmas. Well I don't post as often as I should as I'm generally uncomfortable giving reviews but you guys have saved me from so many bad experiences I thought the least I could do is share mine. Hey it's Christmas, a time for sharing right? 
Anyway my spidey senses kept going off constantly with this one and yet I refused to listen so I basically got what I deserved.
Texted this girl. Never got her name as she wouldn't provide one at all. Not even a fake one. RED FLAG #1. Bad spelling/grammar in BP posting RED FLAG #2 although she maybe isn't the greatest at English as English may not be her first language. Was willing to overlook this.
Exchanged the usual info. What the rates are, services, restrictions etc. Quoted $.4 for HH or $$ for full H. Restrictions? Must use protection. OK no problem. Does that include BJ or is BBBJ on the menu? BBBJ is OK. Alrightly then. Not that I care for greek as I'm generally not looking for it but thought I'd ask anyway. Is Greek Available? Yup. OK fine whatever. Got the time arranged and her hotel location. Before confirming I Googled it as I hadn't heard of the hotel. Not downtown location. One google review from 3 years ago. Avoid like the plague. Bed Bugs. Ungh. RED FLAG #3. I texted miss unknown name back said the hotel's rundown and I'll pass (which was smart on my end. If only I'd listened to myself). She replies back saying "Oh it's been recently renovated". Again I Google like crazy. Can't find anything one way or the other to substantiate this. Well I'm horny as hell so I say "Allright then" I'll text you when I arrive :doh::doh::doh:. She says she is of mixed heritage. I asked politely if she would be willing to tell me what those are. I also let her know what I am so it was fair. She wouldn't say other than "Oh you sound sexy are you here yet?". Ungh RED FLAG #4.
I arrive on time, walk in to the lobby. Ungh rundown, beat-up, old, out-of-date, scary looking people, scary looking place. RED FLAG #5. Should have turned around and RAN AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. Again I ignore that annoying thing in my head called logic and sensibility and knock on the room door saying to myself, well I can see what she looks like and can always turn and run, maybe give her 20 bucks for her time or something. Door opens there she is. The pictures are her exactly body wise. Nice body but the face ungh awful awful awful. Ungh. I'm not expecting a beauty queen here but still was really bad. RED FLAG #6. OK I can still do this. I'm still randy so I'll just ignore said facial features. Gave $.4 for HH as I didn't think I'd make the full hour despite my wanting too. In hindsight smart move. Saved me 60 bones. Anyway got undressed, laid on the bed. She starts with a very half-hearted HJ. I'm as limp as it gets. Hot as hell in the room. Sweating profusely RED FLAG #7. Nothing happening. I then ask for my previous agreed to BBBJ. She grabs condom rolls it on and starts half-hearted CBJ. I say we agreed on BBBJ. She says "no that's extra". Ungh. Upselling. RED FLAG #7. I tell her I'll take over myself to get ready. I ask her if she would play with herself for some visual stimuli. Nope that's extra. Fuck, you gotta be kidding me. She says I only paid for HH so different positions are extra. Inside my head I'm yelling at myself "You dumb nimrod I told you to run but you wouldn't listen". :doh::doh: Told her "well this ain't gonna happen". I got dressed and ran as fast as I could far far far away.
Well at least I wasn't robbed or something so it could have been a whole lot worse. Only lost $.4 overall. You win some you lose some. I definately lost this round.
Not even going to bother with the LSA grades. As I said the body pictures were accrurate and her body was pretty decent but that was it.
Would I repeat? LOL well maybe if I fell, hit my head and came down with amnesia and forgot about everything that happened cause yeah I'd probably just repeat the same stupid easily avoidable mistakes again.
I'm sure there are probably another 4-5 red flags I'm missing but you guys get the point. If your looking to get taken to the cleaners with UPSELLS FROM HELL GIRL then by all means enjoy.
NEGATIVE -100 Thumbs from this guy.
Anyway my spidey senses kept going off constantly with this one and yet I refused to listen so I basically got what I deserved.
Texted this girl. Never got her name as she wouldn't provide one at all. Not even a fake one. RED FLAG #1. Bad spelling/grammar in BP posting RED FLAG #2 although she maybe isn't the greatest at English as English may not be her first language. Was willing to overlook this.
Exchanged the usual info. What the rates are, services, restrictions etc. Quoted $.4 for HH or $$ for full H. Restrictions? Must use protection. OK no problem. Does that include BJ or is BBBJ on the menu? BBBJ is OK. Alrightly then. Not that I care for greek as I'm generally not looking for it but thought I'd ask anyway. Is Greek Available? Yup. OK fine whatever. Got the time arranged and her hotel location. Before confirming I Googled it as I hadn't heard of the hotel. Not downtown location. One google review from 3 years ago. Avoid like the plague. Bed Bugs. Ungh. RED FLAG #3. I texted miss unknown name back said the hotel's rundown and I'll pass (which was smart on my end. If only I'd listened to myself). She replies back saying "Oh it's been recently renovated". Again I Google like crazy. Can't find anything one way or the other to substantiate this. Well I'm horny as hell so I say "Allright then" I'll text you when I arrive :doh::doh::doh:. She says she is of mixed heritage. I asked politely if she would be willing to tell me what those are. I also let her know what I am so it was fair. She wouldn't say other than "Oh you sound sexy are you here yet?". Ungh RED FLAG #4.
I arrive on time, walk in to the lobby. Ungh rundown, beat-up, old, out-of-date, scary looking people, scary looking place. RED FLAG #5. Should have turned around and RAN AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. Again I ignore that annoying thing in my head called logic and sensibility and knock on the room door saying to myself, well I can see what she looks like and can always turn and run, maybe give her 20 bucks for her time or something. Door opens there she is. The pictures are her exactly body wise. Nice body but the face ungh awful awful awful. Ungh. I'm not expecting a beauty queen here but still was really bad. RED FLAG #6. OK I can still do this. I'm still randy so I'll just ignore said facial features. Gave $.4 for HH as I didn't think I'd make the full hour despite my wanting too. In hindsight smart move. Saved me 60 bones. Anyway got undressed, laid on the bed. She starts with a very half-hearted HJ. I'm as limp as it gets. Hot as hell in the room. Sweating profusely RED FLAG #7. Nothing happening. I then ask for my previous agreed to BBBJ. She grabs condom rolls it on and starts half-hearted CBJ. I say we agreed on BBBJ. She says "no that's extra". Ungh. Upselling. RED FLAG #7. I tell her I'll take over myself to get ready. I ask her if she would play with herself for some visual stimuli. Nope that's extra. Fuck, you gotta be kidding me. She says I only paid for HH so different positions are extra. Inside my head I'm yelling at myself "You dumb nimrod I told you to run but you wouldn't listen". :doh::doh: Told her "well this ain't gonna happen". I got dressed and ran as fast as I could far far far away.
Well at least I wasn't robbed or something so it could have been a whole lot worse. Only lost $.4 overall. You win some you lose some. I definately lost this round.
Not even going to bother with the LSA grades. As I said the body pictures were accrurate and her body was pretty decent but that was it.
Would I repeat? LOL well maybe if I fell, hit my head and came down with amnesia and forgot about everything that happened cause yeah I'd probably just repeat the same stupid easily avoidable mistakes again.
I'm sure there are probably another 4-5 red flags I'm missing but you guys get the point. If your looking to get taken to the cleaners with UPSELLS FROM HELL GIRL then by all means enjoy.
NEGATIVE -100 Thumbs from this guy.
