If . . . . . ?

[1abnadlt]

. . if . . I had collected all my cum - all the time I entered Mr.Vancouverman's pics, I should now be close to 2 gallons . . .

. . What is your - IF ??? . . .


P.S. Dang, Mr. vancouverman; you made me confused: am I a blonde, or a brunette typa guy ?
Nyhows, I joik off with either, just to letya know. Yer effoits don go to waste.

 

[1abnadlt]

If - I had fkucked cute~kimmy when she was at BBC for $160/hr.,
I would not feel so miserably left out since she turned indy.

 

[rickoshadows]

. . if . . I had collected all my cum - all the time I entered Mr.Vancouverman's pics, I should now be close to 2 gallons . . .

. . What is your - IF ??? . . .

If ... I had not opened this thread . . . I would be a little better off for not knowing this bit of information!

 

[1abnadlt]

If - I had not turned down the offer to be a drug dealer, I would have now in my pooning record Ms. VV, Ingrid, Julia, Jt11, Avarice, Taylor, Jordan, etc., etc., etc., . . .
But no. . . I decided to stay clean . . . boo-hoo-hoo.

 

[georgebushmoron]

If

If a picture paints a thousand words,
Then why can’t I paint you?
The words will never show the you I’ve come to know.
If a face could launch a thousand ships,
Then where am I to go?
There’s no one home but you,
You’re all that’s left me too.
And when my love for life is running dry,
You come and pour yourself on me.

If a man could be two places at one time,
I’d be with you.
Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way.
If the world should stop revolving spinning slowly down to die,
I’d spend the end with you.
And when the world was through,
Then one by one the stars would all go out,
Then you and I would simply fly away

 

[schizo_man]

if I had used 5 sheets instead of 4 I probably wouldn't have broke through while wiping me bum and wouldn't have a little bit of poo on my finger

HFS

hahahahahahahah frik that happened to me too!